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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
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A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 776444 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1860 on: September 29, 2017, 09:21:51 am »

B  After nearly two years it's time to at least check if there are any good offers. Or even make a proposal of our own since we know what we want most.

YWK (Young Widower King) w/ children seeks beautiful blonde princess for long talks, moonlight adventures, and raising a family. Discreet inquiries may be addressed to: 1 Royal Palace Square, Methiant, Methiant



Haspen—
Other lands are ruled by a queen, is our culture particularly obstinate or could there be some (possibly twisty) path to daughter inheritance? At the least if, for whatever future reasons, a son just isn't rolled up?

Well, I guess that one's probably a coin flip but you get the idea.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1861 on: September 29, 2017, 09:25:07 am »

True, we could always stab Salic Law in the eye and get things to cognatic or at least merely agnatic preference succession.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1862 on: September 29, 2017, 09:49:28 am »

B

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1863 on: September 29, 2017, 04:25:43 pm »

B That will keep gedavinah nonsense out of our head.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1864 on: September 30, 2017, 06:08:22 am »

Bump
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1865 on: September 30, 2017, 08:56:40 am »

Bump

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1866 on: September 30, 2017, 02:13:52 pm »

Bump

Fairly certain Haspen hates it when people bump his threads, so don't do it.

Ye when people bump, I take even more of sweet time to get back and update v;



You agree to let them find you a proper wife. The councilmembers sigh collectively in relief.

Few days later, gemstones arrive at your Treasury, while silver is sent eastwards.

1096 AD, Midwinter

On a very snowy, very windy morning, your guards enter your chambers and announce that two delegates seek audience. One is from the distant Eldrican Kingdom, wishing to discuss the situation with Kiwis, Kois and Felonsines. The other diplomat is from Ceodwell, with offer of royal marriage from his King. As you dress up, you tell the guards that you will first meet with...

A) The Eldrican emissary.
B) The Ceodwell envoy.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1867 on: September 30, 2017, 02:15:04 pm »

B - Ceodwell is closer, thus more important.
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Lucus Casius

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1868 on: September 30, 2017, 02:37:32 pm »

A.  They came farther, so the matter must be of greater importance.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1869 on: September 30, 2017, 02:51:01 pm »

A, we've been waiting on updates about this for a while now.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1870 on: September 30, 2017, 03:42:14 pm »

A

If our goals are changing, we may be looking to gain something different marriage. We should know where we stand first.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1871 on: September 30, 2017, 05:42:06 pm »

You arrive in the throne room as the Eldrican diplomat is brought in.

"Greetings, King Yoe of Methiant! Our campaign against Koi and Kiwi has been a success. The Duchy of Koi has been annexed and the Kiwis are now our vassals. Nothing but a small unit of noble cavalry arrived from Felonsein to help them, and we believe it you our King has to thank for. Therefore he wishes to know what you desire more, ties to his powerful family or secrets of Fireblood?"

A) "Calling him a brother would be an honour. Let's arrange a marriage between our kingdoms."
B) "An infusion of western schematics will do nicely to advance our own Blackheart development."
C) "Those aren't what I hoped for, in terms of a reward. Is there anything else I could have?"
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helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1872 on: September 30, 2017, 05:51:34 pm »

B
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1873 on: September 30, 2017, 05:53:42 pm »

B - we can shop around for other brides easily enough, but Fireblood may well last forever.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1874 on: September 30, 2017, 05:57:34 pm »

Aren't already his daughter promised to one of our sons should it be born? And also the schematics?

"While, the Felonsine territories that you get! Plus also we know that your father pursued knowledge of Fireblood; we will thus provide you with Felonsine and our own designs. And, Queen Velela has recently given birth to a daughter, so King Elran III wouldn't be averse to a bethrothal of hers to your sons, if you get any?"

Did an emmissary fooled us?
A) Err, unless they had other kids that could marry us or our daughter, it will be a poor choice.

B) a new weapon is nice, although we don't exactly have the ammunition we can figure someway to do deals like the felonsine did, offer our blackhearts in trade for material or coin or both. plus, never depend on other nations to offer it to us (until we die)

C) "Hey we did this deal but as you don't remember it well or we were fooled we might know what else you can offer" something nicer can appear here, if there is a roll it can end poorly or way better
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Competent reader (any know lenguage)
Novice english wordsmith
Dabbling english speaker (rusty)
He is short, with a small and failed beard
He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.
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