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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 776404 times)

helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1845 on: September 20, 2017, 11:00:08 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1846 on: September 20, 2017, 11:44:20 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1847 on: September 21, 2017, 11:57:22 pm »

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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Imic

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1848 on: September 28, 2017, 05:56:41 am »

Hello?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1849 on: September 28, 2017, 07:40:13 am »

Hello?
Haspen just ported his everything onto a new and fancier computer, so there's both the adaptation time to a new operating system, and ooooo shiny games to play \o/

He'll be back in the next few days, or soon! :)
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1850 on: September 28, 2017, 08:16:26 am »

Hello?
Haspen just ported his everything onto a new and fancier computer, so there's both the adaptation time to a new operating system, and ooooo shiny games to play \o/

He'll be back in the next few days, or soon! :)
Thank the Alldivines!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1851 on: September 28, 2017, 01:32:05 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1852 on: September 28, 2017, 11:44:13 pm »

You agree to make part of your army the guards for lazy (or unwilling) Felonsein population.

1096 AD, Winter

The Spymaster presents his report. For four months, his agents traveled thorough the entire kingdom, and even beyond its borders, and failed to find anyone remotely similar to Gedavina that could also be a spy, mercenary, adventurer, warrior or hired assassin of any kind.

You grumble and acknowledge that you must've been seeing things.

Few days later, during a council with the nobles, all things go smoothly till very end, when they again bring the insensitive issue to you.

"My liege, you still lack a true heir. For the glory and safety of the dynasty and Kingdom of Methiant, you should re-marry."

A) "Nonsense! My brother is still around, he will take over the throne when I'm dead."
B) "Agreed. The time has come - find me a suitable wife to be my next Queen."
« Last Edit: September 28, 2017, 11:48:24 pm by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1853 on: September 28, 2017, 11:52:26 pm »

B, they're not going to get off our ass if we don't at least pretend to look. Besides, moving on is healthy or something like that.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1854 on: September 29, 2017, 01:16:55 am »

B, a good alliance will shore us up, or at least hold off one of the daggers pointed at us.

or option 2, go for a skilled wife who can help us administer the country.

or option 3, reform governing, marriage and inheritance laws so our daughters can be the heirs.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1855 on: September 29, 2017, 01:18:08 am »

I could go for B or 3.
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« Reply #1856 on: September 29, 2017, 01:21:34 am »

Option 3 does not really exist and might create a slight bit of overwhelming rebellion.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1857 on: September 29, 2017, 01:54:54 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1858 on: September 29, 2017, 02:29:19 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1859 on: September 29, 2017, 02:51:46 am »

I would go for option 3.
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