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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 778352 times)

birdy51

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #705 on: June 21, 2017, 02:34:21 pm »

B Wizard!!!
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #706 on: June 21, 2017, 02:37:38 pm »

B, Wizards arrive precisely when they mean to and it's unwise to keep them waiting.
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ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #707 on: June 21, 2017, 03:12:32 pm »

B
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #708 on: June 21, 2017, 03:29:03 pm »

You decide to talk to the Wizard first.

"Greetings, King Yoe of Methiant." The Wizard tips his hat and you briefly see his steel-colored eyes and bald head.

"I've heard of your troubles, and while it is cannot be helped in these times, I can help you and vanquish The Queen of Vanity. But you must tell me, what it is that you offer as a payment for my humble service for your kingdom?"

A) Offer him titles, holdings and all wealth you can give him.
B) Tell him that you do not know what such a powerful and divine being might want.
C) Offer him Dwarven Necklace of Protection.
« Last Edit: June 21, 2017, 03:53:26 pm by Haspen »
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helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #709 on: June 21, 2017, 03:45:07 pm »

C

An amulet of sky iron, forged by the dwarves. It is possessed of strange and powerful magics. Surely, a wizard such as yourself could find use for it.
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ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #710 on: June 21, 2017, 03:46:56 pm »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #711 on: June 21, 2017, 03:49:25 pm »

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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #712 on: June 21, 2017, 03:53:45 pm »

C

An amulet of sky iron, forged by the dwarves. It is possessed of strange and powerful magics. Surely, a wizard such as yourself could find use for it.

Oh yeah, forgot about that one.
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birdy51

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #713 on: June 21, 2017, 04:40:38 pm »

B. Hopefully our query is not seen as impolite.
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #714 on: June 21, 2017, 04:49:14 pm »

Ah hah. That necklace is pretty meh. Lets trade it away for something of value!

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #715 on: June 21, 2017, 04:53:09 pm »

B
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Qassius

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #716 on: June 21, 2017, 05:30:47 pm »

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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #717 on: June 21, 2017, 11:33:24 pm »

You tell him that you do not know what he might want. He smiles.

"Truly you are wise, not knowing what to offer me, as there is little you can offer in the first place. Thereby I shall test your courage and heroism, to truly determine if you are worthy of my help."

"In the Ironbone mountains, high in the peaks, there is a tribe of pale, simple peoples called the Nnrg. They lay eggs, and you shall acquire one Egg of Nnrg and then ascend the peak till you find the Dragon's Roost. Place the egg in it and tend for it till it hatches. If you can truly do this, then I shall be convinced that I should work for you against the Queen of Vanity." Your courtiers murmur and some even giggle at such a strange request. You decide that...

A) You find this request insulting, stupid and reidiculous, and shall offer the Wizard something else (please pick another option from previous update if you pick this one)
B) You will ascend the mountain and help hatch the Egg of Nnrg.
« Last Edit: June 21, 2017, 11:48:16 pm by Haspen »
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Quote from: mightymushroom@Spamkingdom#
Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

Qassius

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #718 on: June 21, 2017, 11:34:22 pm »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #719 on: June 21, 2017, 11:43:41 pm »

A) You find this request insulting, stupid and reidiculous, and shall offer the Wizard something else (please pick another option from previous update if you pick this one)
A) You will ascend the mountain and help hatch the Egg of Nnrg.

A, Clearly.
B
« Last Edit: June 21, 2017, 11:50:28 pm by Draignean »
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