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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 778109 times)

Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #480 on: June 04, 2017, 02:44:44 pm »

C, let's try to secure a surrender from them as well. Probably after a bit of bombardment, obviously.
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Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #481 on: June 04, 2017, 02:49:06 pm »

C
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #482 on: June 04, 2017, 02:51:22 pm »

C

Once we take the city we can move on the heartlands without fear of being cut off by the City Garrison. Need to keep our supply lines secure in order to win.
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Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #483 on: June 04, 2017, 03:04:39 pm »

C

Once we take the city we can move on the heartlands without fear of being cut off by the City Garrison. Need to keep our supply lines secure in order to win.

I'd actually suggest holding the city or the forts until we get news that our ally is making progress. See if we can goad Cydwyl into burning troops against our walls while we wait for our backup to make their lives even more complicated.
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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #484 on: June 04, 2017, 03:18:29 pm »

C Best to play it a bit safe with a not martial king.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #485 on: June 04, 2017, 03:46:12 pm »

You move on to Ydwall.

Next day, your Army half-surrounds the city from the south, with few groups of scouts running off northwards to keep watch over the roads.

An agent brings you information on the city.

"The inner keep of the city has very spacious barracks, and from what I heard from the citizenry, up to two thousand soldiers garrison the city pretty much every time. Furthermore, the are trebuchets installed inside the city, the garrison having them prepared when we were detouring to the forts."

A) "Then we should show that that trebuchets are obsolete in our times! Bombard the city!"
B) "Clearly they know we're a formidable force - I will write them a letter to show that we're reasonable as well."
C) "Tighten the ring of siege around the city, we will starve them out."
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #486 on: June 04, 2017, 03:48:52 pm »

It seems the worst we can get with a letter is a 3. That isn't a crit fail. I think we literally have nothing to lose except time by trying B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #487 on: June 04, 2017, 03:50:56 pm »

B

Might be that we'll get a - from unreasonable surrender and crit fail. But I think it's wort trying anyway.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #488 on: June 04, 2017, 03:53:21 pm »

B, let's see what they'd like and then see how much we'd like to bombard them instead.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #489 on: June 04, 2017, 04:32:18 pm »

B.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #490 on: June 04, 2017, 05:32:10 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #491 on: June 04, 2017, 05:37:14 pm »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #492 on: June 04, 2017, 06:23:19 pm »

B Well at the very least they can't say we didn't try.
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #494 on: June 04, 2017, 07:27:12 pm »

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