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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 777996 times)

Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #465 on: June 04, 2017, 11:07:19 am »

C

A will just set a forest on fire and miss them.

C

The goal of A isn't to hit them, but to spook the ever loving crap out of their horses. It isn't a bad idea, but I like C a bit better.
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #466 on: June 04, 2017, 11:32:17 am »

C

Cavalry aren't particularly useful when assaulting a fortress.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #467 on: June 04, 2017, 11:39:20 am »

C
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #468 on: June 04, 2017, 12:48:47 pm »

You send horsemen against horsemen.

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They return after few hours with only a handful men and horses missing; according to their commander, they caught the Cydwyl cavalry by surprise when it was taking a break. The chaos of sudden strike sent most of them flying, and those who didn't run got ran down by your horsemen!

By the next morning, your Army has both forts surrounded; half of Blackheart force per fort is deployed and your officers ask what now.

A) Just start shooting, I wanna hear them thunderblasts already!
B) Send them an offer of surrender, maybe they're cowardly enough to take it.
C) Besiege them the normal way, to kill the time.
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NRDL

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #469 on: June 04, 2017, 12:49:49 pm »

B
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GOD DAMN IT NRDL.
NRDL will roll a die and decide how sadistic and insane he's feeling well you do.

Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #470 on: June 04, 2017, 01:11:32 pm »

B

The greatest victory is the one for which no blood is shed.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #471 on: June 04, 2017, 01:18:04 pm »

B indeed also if we treat them with dignity they will be loyal subjects
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #472 on: June 04, 2017, 01:18:41 pm »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #473 on: June 04, 2017, 01:21:39 pm »

B
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #474 on: June 04, 2017, 01:26:50 pm »

B

Cha bonus time to shine!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #475 on: June 04, 2017, 02:07:29 pm »

B.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #476 on: June 04, 2017, 02:11:52 pm »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #477 on: June 04, 2017, 02:40:28 pm »

You decide to write a letter to commanders of the forts, asking them to surrender.

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Your letter has the best consequences it could have; the comamnders were supporters of the Cydwyl and weren't going down in a fight, but their more reasonable subordinates formed a conspiracy and within a day, they killed their superiors and shown the white scarf of surrender.

The two forts are now yours!

After the garrisons are swapped and most of Cydwyl officers cuffed for security reasons, your own officers convene with you.

"We should capture the nearby city of Ynwall as well, it's just half a day away from here."

"Why go for the small fish?" One other says. "The road leading north and west from these forts leads straight to the Cydwyl heartlands; fertile farmlands and the capital itself! We should move out at once and capture the cpaital ourselves!" Other murmur and shake their heads, because this way your Army would be bypassing most of Cydwyl forces.

You decide to...

A) Hold the ground and the forts for inevitable Cydwyl counter-offensive.
B) Take the risk and march into the heart of the Kingdom of Cydwyl itself!!
C) Move on to Ynwall and capture the fortified city as well.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #478 on: June 04, 2017, 02:41:27 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #479 on: June 04, 2017, 02:43:05 pm »

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