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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 777386 times)

Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6300 on: January 21, 2018, 01:04:20 pm »

B!

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6301 on: January 21, 2018, 01:05:14 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6302 on: January 21, 2018, 01:49:30 pm »

B - Father and son, fighting as one.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6303 on: January 21, 2018, 02:27:46 pm »

B

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6304 on: January 21, 2018, 02:39:00 pm »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6305 on: January 21, 2018, 02:41:31 pm »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6306 on: January 21, 2018, 03:10:11 pm »

You ride in to help Houlandin bring San down!

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The fighting is fierce and San manages to fight you both on more than equal footing.

At one point, you get slashed across head. You fall from the horse, your back meeting the ground in a most painful way as your horse rides away. You quickly sit up to look at Houlandin, still fighting San!

They continue on even as you lift yourself from the ground.  Houlandin strikes San in the abdomen, but the Evalian prince soon repays by cutting at his left leg.

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Moments later, as you blink, Houlandin's mace descends upon San's face. The crunch is audible even while combat rages around you, but the sight of San's body plummeting to the ground without resistance is most satisfying - especially when he doesn't stand up.

Houlandin lets out a cry of victory and soon Methiantese soldiers around repeat after him.

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Death of San has immediate and pretty obvious repercussions; his horsemen scatter, and peasants dissolve into chaotic, disorganized mass that is mowed down. The battle, while it lasts another hour, has already ended in victory.

By the evening, your Army celebrates destruction of the rebel forces.

Your officers gather in a council, as future of Eval and its peoples is to be decided.

A) Their popular leaders and noblemen are to be 'dealt with', and replaced with Methiantese aristocracy, officials and important families.
B) We've dealt with the rebels, now its time to show a gentler hand to the dumb sheeple covering in their hamlets at the moment!
C) Repercussions will be harsh and before we return to Methe, there will be less Evalians in Eval than ever before!!
« Last Edit: January 21, 2018, 03:13:16 pm by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6307 on: January 21, 2018, 03:13:22 pm »

C has the potential to be effective, but let's go with A. We don't want to burn our own bridge after all. So long as San's dad is one of the ones to be dealt with anyway.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6308 on: January 21, 2018, 03:13:50 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6309 on: January 21, 2018, 03:14:48 pm »

A

That prophecy got stupidly close to catching up with us. Lets get the fuck out of the West pronto before shit goes even further south.

C has the potential to be effective, but let's go with A. We don't want to burn our own bridge after all. So long as San's dad is one of the ones to be dealt with anyway.

We gave Sans dad passage out of the Duchy when we took the capital. I doubt he is around to be dealt with.

Edit: Also, absolutely 0 bonus for bringing artifacts to the fight? What is even the point of our bling?
« Last Edit: January 21, 2018, 03:17:24 pm by Weirdsound »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6310 on: January 21, 2018, 03:17:40 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6311 on: January 21, 2018, 03:25:39 pm »

A although it'd be real nice if Leath could take care of it as Houlandin heads back up north and we go back to the capital.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6312 on: January 21, 2018, 03:37:38 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6313 on: January 21, 2018, 03:44:10 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6314 on: January 21, 2018, 03:59:55 pm »

You decide that Evalian leaders and nobility must go, so the masses will more easily adjust to new overlordship by Methiantese peoples.

You write up proscriptions for your agents and officials, and some believe that over hundred of people will have to disappear by end of the year.

With that, the Army moves in to garrison the area and pacify some villages (if they dare to resist), and the campaign is concluded.



Congratulations! Cyl I successfully completes a campaign!



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Tragedy strikes two days into return journey to Methe; Connan's health worsens considerably after a bout of fever, and he perishes just before the sunrise of the third day.

A) A military hero of Methiant has perished! He shall have a grandiose funeral and even grander tomb must be constructed for him!
B) Esta's surely turning in her grave, knowing that Connan will be joining her in the family's tomb.
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