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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 777511 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2130 on: October 24, 2017, 10:19:46 am »

B.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2131 on: October 24, 2017, 10:37:42 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2132 on: October 24, 2017, 10:56:30 am »

Best defend her honour.  She's doing a good enough job on her own, but Elran doesn't seem the type to care much about consent.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2133 on: October 24, 2017, 10:58:39 am »

Changing my vote to B.

I realized I was looking at the wrong analysis. It's not about diplomacy, it's about Segeda. She is a woman who wants to feel pursued: she was 'grateful' for the library but what have we done lately? Nothing, and now she's cold again. The key phrase is, "Using big words," which could be a disaster (bad roll) in our drunken state. But who does it really impress? Hint: not Elran.
« Last Edit: October 24, 2017, 11:00:19 am by mightymushroom »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2134 on: October 24, 2017, 12:00:01 pm »

I realized I was looking at the wrong analysis. It's not about diplomacy, it's about Segeda. She is a woman who wants to feel pursued: she was 'grateful' for the library but what have we done lately? Nothing, and now she's cold again. The key phrase is, "Using big words," which could be a disaster (bad roll) in our drunken state. But who does it really impress? Hint: not Elran.

I'm crossing my fingers that she's actually only into women so that we can be the greatest and most supportive Beard-King the continent has ever known.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2135 on: October 24, 2017, 12:55:50 pm »

After you two get seated together, you lean to King Elran and tell him in big words and big epithets what you think of him wooing your dearest wife.

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An explanation alter, King Elran spends a moment thinking it over, and then leans back to your, apologizing for his behaviour. It's just that your wife is so damn sexy that he couldn't resist her superior charm. While he doesn't seem to be exceptionally sincere, he does not flirt with Segeda again during the feast.

The next morning, the hangover reigns supreme, so you start negotiations with King Elran in the afternoon. He either keeps confidence to royal feasts or has been humbled, as this time he looks much more reserved.

"The engineers and alchemists that came with me shall stay with you, of course, per prior agreement. They will teach your men how to create Fireblood machines just like those I used to shatter Kiwi's strongholds across their land." You nod, as it is what you wanted. He doesn't mention Felonsine territories, as their ownership today is pretty clear.

"Now, about the marriage of our kids. Your son, Cyl, I reckon is his name, has just been born? Well, my little Esta is almost five by now, but it doesn't seem like my queen wishes for more children at the moment. Shall we agree to the bethrothal of Esta to Cyl, so that our dynasties might grow closer to each other in the future, hmm?"

A) "Sure, of course."
B) "No, thank you."

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2136 on: October 24, 2017, 12:57:25 pm »

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« Reply #2137 on: October 24, 2017, 01:07:53 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2138 on: October 24, 2017, 01:33:57 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2139 on: October 24, 2017, 02:20:49 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2140 on: October 24, 2017, 02:35:21 pm »

You decide to agree to the marriage between the kids.

You two spend a little bit discussing various matters. At one moment, you two mention the Fireblood, and the lack of resources in Methiant to properly pursue these glorious explosive arms. King Elran also lets slip that his country isn't particularily rich in precious metals and gemstones. One thing leads to another and...

"I see. Let me propose a fair trade then; the various gemstones mined by your people for the Fireblood ingredients mined by my subjects."

A) "Agreed!"
B) "Naaah."
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2141 on: October 24, 2017, 03:06:21 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2142 on: October 24, 2017, 03:13:33 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2143 on: October 24, 2017, 03:16:05 pm »

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« Reply #2144 on: October 24, 2017, 03:20:08 pm »

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