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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 789524 times)

Hotfire90

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15465 on: December 29, 2018, 11:08:25 am »

Bill of Rights

Scaling Tax would be nice, but we're about to be invaded by Eldrican, I think it's a better idea to implement the Bill of Rights and use it for propaganda purposes.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15466 on: December 29, 2018, 11:10:56 am »

establish the vault system
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15467 on: December 29, 2018, 11:44:40 am »

establish the vault system
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Blood_Librarian

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15468 on: December 29, 2018, 12:09:24 pm »

VAULT SYSTEM
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15469 on: December 29, 2018, 02:14:55 pm »

WTF guys with the vault system? let's invent it on HUMAN hands not put money on dwarven hands that are being hired by eldricans

Scaling tax to oppose the vault, and to punish the nobles



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Vault system
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15470 on: December 29, 2018, 02:29:51 pm »

Scaling tax
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15471 on: December 29, 2018, 02:47:46 pm »

Scaling tax
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15472 on: December 29, 2018, 03:36:22 pm »

Establish Scaling Tax IIRC we just beat the shit out of some rebels, so those that would revolt over this are already spent. And more money to pour into other edits is good too.

Those who would rebel and lack the resources to fight on their own might just lend men/spies/advice/other treacheries to the Damdamians. We really don't need discontent among our own people now.

Extablish Vault System.

Our Dwarfish necklace isn't working, and I think somewhere I remember hearing that Eldrican are involving the Dwarves in their plans to deal with us. We should suck up to the short folks. Damdamins don't like non-humans, so by all rights they should fight on our side.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15473 on: December 29, 2018, 03:58:12 pm »

Establish Scaling Tax IIRC we just beat the shit out of some rebels, so those that would revolt over this are already spent. And more money to pour into other edits is good too.

Those who would rebel and lack the resources to fight on their own might just lend men/spies/advice/other treacheries to the Damdamians. We really don't need discontent among our own people now.

Extablish Vault System.

Our Dwarfish necklace isn't working, and I think somewhere I remember hearing that Eldrican are involving the Dwarves in their plans to deal with us. We should suck up to the short folks. Damdamins don't like non-humans, so by all rights they should fight on our side.

this...this... fuck.

 you right

although I think that the necklace didn't worked because of the god presence
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15474 on: December 29, 2018, 04:05:34 pm »

Implement the Vault System
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15475 on: January 05, 2019, 04:28:28 pm »

You decide to implement the Vaults into state economy. Your underlings will contact the dwarves to provide teachers and overseers to help raise the first generation of Methiantese Vaulters.

1214 AD, Spring

A lone diplomat from Eldrican has arrived to have an audience with you. Dressed in the usual pink of Eldricans, he bows his head in respect.

"Greetings, Emperor Houlandin. I come with a request from our noble King, Feor, that he hopes is easy for you to fulfill."

"What would that be?"

"King Feor asks that you return the body of late King Hein to Eldrican, so that our peoples can give him the burial he deserves. It is making the noblemen and commoners alike uncomfortable that the man, whom they've served and praised for many years, is now occupying a tomb in a distant land like yours."

A) "I was actually about to send the corpse of my venerable relative back to King Feor! I hope its return will be perceived as a gesture of goodwill between our two prosperous nations."
B) "If I can get something in return, I might part with my granduncle's body, for our side of the family has the same rights to inter his body in our family tombs just like Feor's family has."
C) "Hein was born to Methiantese parents, grew up in Methiant, and returned to Methiant in his ending years. His body will remain here, forever."
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15476 on: January 05, 2019, 04:46:10 pm »

Holy war over a dead man? Yes lets do this.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15477 on: January 05, 2019, 04:52:26 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15478 on: January 05, 2019, 04:55:20 pm »

C. Sure why not.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15479 on: January 05, 2019, 04:57:36 pm »

On the other hand it might please the nobles who were loyal to him.

But also give his bastard successor legitimacy.

I would settle for a royal marriage alliance or something like that.  Reaffirm the bonds of family if it means that much to them.

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