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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 788491 times)

mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14490 on: September 02, 2018, 11:09:00 am »

E

I don't think the dying part is a good plan but I do approve of using our magic sword in such a situation.
(Too bad I can't recall any artifacts of Lightning Breath Protection or Not Getting Crushed When a Giant Steel Creature Falls On Your Head.)
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ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14491 on: September 02, 2018, 11:13:13 am »

E aw fuck it, just bring the pegasus too if we can. Or did it die due to the end of the age of magic while everything magic belonging to others didn't?
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14492 on: September 02, 2018, 11:22:43 am »

ededee



You announce that you will defeat the monstrosity yourself! The courtiers are aghast at your decision, but you're the Emperor, and you will show what being an Emperor means! You take the Flying Horse with you, which is somewhat in depressed state. Despite the caretakers trying to care for it, it seems emaciated and weak.

A week later, you pass the gate into the tunnel, and walk through the darkness, lit by torches hanging on the wall.

You cross into the alien world, but you cannot concentrate on the unknown sky, for the demolished Fortress lies few minutes of walk in front of you. You can see the shiny steel carapace of the mighty beast poking between holes of the wall. It seems to have nested in the ruins.

Suddenly you realize that soldiers that were keeping watch at the Orcworld's side of the tunnel have all fled to Methiant. Cowards!

A) Time to sneak to the fortress!
B) Let's wait and watch for now.
C) Flying Horse, I choose you!
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Quote from: Draignean@Spamkingdom+
Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
Quote from: mightymushroom@Spamkingdom#
Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

Rockeater

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14493 on: September 02, 2018, 11:23:57 am »

C
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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

Basil ii

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14494 on: September 02, 2018, 11:25:07 am »

A let’s scout the area before we make a hasty decision
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Hotfire90

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14495 on: September 02, 2018, 11:28:46 am »

C
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14496 on: September 02, 2018, 11:40:25 am »

C
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14497 on: September 02, 2018, 11:41:44 am »

I feel like the horse is gonna lose, but we never really got offered the chance to interact with it before this...

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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14498 on: September 02, 2018, 11:59:29 am »

A

It's a Sword of Puncturing. We just need to sneak close and give it one good puncture.
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ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14499 on: September 02, 2018, 12:09:53 pm »

A if we don't die we may gain some authority, f we die the merge happens, win-win.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14500 on: September 02, 2018, 12:40:29 pm »

Edit: A
« Last Edit: September 02, 2018, 12:52:35 pm by Weirdsound »
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14501 on: September 02, 2018, 01:15:37 pm »

You decide to sneak up to the Fortress.

And you manage to do just that! From barely heard rustling, you assume the beast is, indeed, sleeping.

You decide to...

A) Simply walk up to its head and strike with the Sword into its brain!
B) Have the Flying Horse go and fry its face off with eye beams!
C) Devise elaborate plan of pushing some rubble to smash its head in!
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Quote from: Draignean@Spamkingdom+
Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
Quote from: mightymushroom@Spamkingdom#
Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

Hotfire90

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14502 on: September 02, 2018, 01:17:34 pm »

A
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Basil ii

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14503 on: September 02, 2018, 01:18:03 pm »

A we should kill it before it wakes up
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14504 on: September 02, 2018, 01:21:42 pm »

A seems most likely to work
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