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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 776098 times)

Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11775 on: May 28, 2018, 02:08:14 pm »

A

Lets see if he has a game plan for the diplomacy, he's the charismatic one after all...
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Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11776 on: May 28, 2018, 02:11:07 pm »

A

Lets get on the same page.
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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11777 on: May 28, 2018, 02:12:54 pm »

C
Let's get their measure directly.



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Rockeater

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11778 on: May 28, 2018, 02:13:38 pm »

A
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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11779 on: May 28, 2018, 02:13:44 pm »

A
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11780 on: May 28, 2018, 02:13:53 pm »

A, he's probably got the best plan on how to deal with the new in-laws.
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11781 on: May 28, 2018, 02:31:09 pm »

You decide to strike a chat with your husband.

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It doesn't take long for his praises and compliments to turn you into a giggling pile of squee. You don't get to talk to him about politics, but only about family.

He has support of his mother, Eirika, and people at the court listen to her. He hopes that the first child of the marriage of you two will be a boy. While people remember Queen Dogethe fondly, the legal laws of primogeniture still favor males on the throne unlike in Methiant. A daughter trying to unite two nations would definitely spark resistance in the north.

Speaking of children, he hopes that he will be graced with your presence in bedchamber today. Woosh, he can count on that!

You two mess up the royal bed till the sky outside turns from dark blue of the night to the foggy grey of early morning. Cyl was sensual in his approach and gameplay but aggressive and hasty in his motions. His stamina however allowed him to call you into combat several times tonight, exhausting you and your womb.

How was it?

A) Mrawr~
B) Meh.
C) Terrible.
D) Ow, never again.
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Rockeater

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11782 on: May 28, 2018, 02:34:05 pm »

A ;)
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Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11783 on: May 28, 2018, 02:34:31 pm »

Welp. That's not good.

B
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Rockeater

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11784 on: May 28, 2018, 02:37:14 pm »

I now feel creepy.
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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11785 on: May 28, 2018, 02:37:39 pm »

D

And it's no, nay, never
No, nay, never, no more
Will I take a king-lover
No, neveeeeerr, no more!
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helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11786 on: May 28, 2018, 02:41:39 pm »

I will abstain from this vote.
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Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11787 on: May 28, 2018, 02:51:46 pm »

A

So we just going to take a flat -2 whenever we want to chat with the hubby? Damn. Still, if we give him a kid, our interests will be aligned, so it is unlikely he will use his influence over us to screw Methiant.
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10ebbor10

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11788 on: May 28, 2018, 03:05:17 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11789 on: May 28, 2018, 03:09:08 pm »

A
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