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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 786699 times)

Hotfire90

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11745 on: May 27, 2018, 04:50:31 pm »

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Lucus Casius

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11746 on: May 27, 2018, 05:23:31 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11747 on: May 27, 2018, 06:07:38 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11748 on: May 27, 2018, 06:57:26 pm »

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Good deal.

Only if it works, of which I'm not convinced.
B ut it'll be nice for the crown jewels either way.
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VoidSlayer

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11749 on: May 28, 2018, 01:53:20 am »

No house would part with this as a gift, and he clearly is only doing so due to hardship.  He comes to us for first refusal, when he could have gone to others.

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We might be swindled, but if we are, we just dont TELL ANYONE and we can look good.  Its a magic rock cause we say its a magic rock either way.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11750 on: May 28, 2018, 03:26:48 am »

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Lord_lemonpie

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11751 on: May 28, 2018, 05:58:41 am »

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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11752 on: May 28, 2018, 06:28:20 am »

We might be swindled, but if we are, we just dont TELL ANYONE and we can look good.  Its a magic rock cause we say its a magic rock either way.

Well he's introduced as a known nobleman so he's definitely – um, I mean he's not a professional crook. Yeah, not. If our kids come down with fever we'll probably be busting down a door or two.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11753 on: May 28, 2018, 06:40:40 am »

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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11754 on: May 28, 2018, 07:01:06 am »

Well he's introduced as a known nobleman so he's definitely – um, I mean he's not a professional crook. Yeah, not. If our kids come down with fever we'll probably be busting down a door or two.

Listen, I'll be happy if the stone doesn't turn out to be cursed and/or poisoned and/or of Elven origin.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11755 on: May 28, 2018, 09:42:55 am »

B I mean from what I can tell he's a local noble man. Which means that he wouldn't want to lie to us considering that we could literally come kick his teeth in for lying at any time should the stone prove itself false.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11756 on: May 28, 2018, 11:57:16 am »

You buy the stone from the nobleman. Aland smooches the stone floor all the way to the exit in gratitude.

1176 AD, Mid-Spring

"Lady Empress! Lady Empress, your groom is here!" One of your maids barges into your bedroom as you dress.

Cyl of Cydwyl has finally come! The maid elaborates that he came with an escort of twenty guards in polished and decorated armors and sixty of his personal servants. They've been all assigned rooms in the opposite side of the palace from your quarters.

The wedding is due to happen tomorrow, and of course you cannot meet your beloved till then. How will you dress for this magnaminous occassion?

A) In a traditional Cydwyllian (but still properly luxurious) dress, to impress my soon-to-be husband!
B) In my imperial evening dress - Empress must look like one, and nothing beats a grandiose dress with Imperial coat of arms sewn into it!
C) In a plain but still expensive dress, to go with dynasty's values of modesty.
D) In a exquisite red dress worn by my mother, I will make her proud tomorrow!!
E) In an expensive silver-thread dress adorned with biggest and shiniest of jewels, decorated with pins and accessories of highest quality brass and gold!
F) ALL THE DRESSES!!! Show them how it's done during Eldrican-Cydwyllian wedding in Methiant!!!!!1
« Last Edit: May 28, 2018, 12:20:04 pm by Haspen »
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« Reply #11757 on: May 28, 2018, 12:01:36 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11759 on: May 28, 2018, 12:11:57 pm »

F Wear ALL THE DRESSES.
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