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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 775971 times)

mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11790 on: May 28, 2018, 03:12:30 pm »

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omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11791 on: May 28, 2018, 03:12:50 pm »

Just to not grow overly atached B
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Competent reader (any know lenguage)
Novice english wordsmith
Dabbling english speaker (rusty)
He is short, with a small and failed beard
He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11792 on: May 28, 2018, 03:13:12 pm »

He did good - for sure you didn't marry a wooden plank or a dead flounder.

In the morning, Cyl has an idea; to further be blessed by gods of Pantheon with good fortune and many kids, he invites you to a prayer at the temple of the God of Fertility.

A) Sure, I will go.
B) Sorry, I have a headache.
C) Princess Eiri can go in my place.
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Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11793 on: May 28, 2018, 03:19:21 pm »

How about E: Honeymoon! Suggest we take the magic flying horse to one of the grand Pantheonist Temples in Luthabas.

Failing that, A.
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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11794 on: May 28, 2018, 03:19:35 pm »

A

How is sending anybody else to fertility ritual
with our charismatic new husband
going to help?
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11795 on: May 28, 2018, 03:19:50 pm »

A
« Last Edit: May 28, 2018, 03:25:14 pm by Criptfeind »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11796 on: May 28, 2018, 03:22:54 pm »

A
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ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11797 on: May 28, 2018, 03:24:05 pm »

A
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11798 on: May 28, 2018, 03:25:18 pm »

I'm trying to decide how afraid we should be of Cyl taking over and making us a puppet empress. On one hand, that'd be bad for this character, and for whatever objectives we want to reach with her. On the other hand, we are playing the dynasty even more then we're playing this specific character. Both from a metagame perspective and a roleplaying perspective it might not actually be like a bad thing if Cyl takes over, it'd probably help cement the union of our nations (so long as it's not so blatant as to destabilize our native nobles) and sure he effective supplants us but in a generation we'll take back control with whoever is the heir (maybe even himself if he outlives our current character.)
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helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11799 on: May 28, 2018, 03:27:47 pm »

A
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10ebbor10

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11800 on: May 28, 2018, 03:44:06 pm »

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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11801 on: May 28, 2018, 03:44:12 pm »

You join your husband for the ceremony.

It is a simple one, and you both attend in ceremonial skirts, as priestesses chant praise of the newlyweds and annoint you with sacred perfumed oils and brush you with holy ferns.

After you return to the palace, you find a quite livid discussion between your courtiers and courtiers of Cyl. You learn the details once you step between the noblemen.

Apparently, there has been some miscommunication about where Cyl stays as King of Cydwyl and Emperor-Consort of Methiant. To Cydwyllian men its absolutely unthinkable that their King would be ruling from outside the kingdom. Your courtiers believe that Cyl now belongs to you as an Emperor (thus higher rank than their King) and Consort (and thus junior partner in your marriage).

A) I'm Empress of Methiant, he is King of Cydwyl. I don't see a problem here, really.
B) Yes, he shall stay at my side. He is my husbando and I won't let him go away.
C) I will let my beloved Cyl decide in this situation.
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Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
Quote from: mightymushroom@Spamkingdom#
Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

Maximum Spin

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11802 on: May 28, 2018, 03:47:20 pm »

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Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11803 on: May 28, 2018, 03:47:33 pm »

B

At least for now. Invite the courtiers to re-visit the issue after we have an heir.
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Criptfeind

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« Reply #11804 on: May 28, 2018, 03:47:38 pm »

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