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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 789832 times)

Rockeater

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11715 on: May 27, 2018, 02:52:25 pm »

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Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11716 on: May 27, 2018, 02:55:18 pm »

A

The army of Methiant has slain dragons before, and has only grown stronger since.
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birdy51

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11717 on: May 27, 2018, 02:55:46 pm »

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BIRDS.

Also started a Let's Play, Yu-Gi-Oh! Duelists of the Roses

Taricus

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11718 on: May 27, 2018, 02:58:19 pm »

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Hotfire90

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11719 on: May 27, 2018, 03:00:21 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11720 on: May 27, 2018, 03:17:36 pm »

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Twinwolf

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11721 on: May 27, 2018, 03:18:38 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11722 on: May 27, 2018, 03:22:59 pm »

//I just noticed that I wasn't accounting for House of Learning's yearly costs since, well, its inception... but instead of setting Economy to like -20, I will just lower it by 2 (for past and this year).

You send the Flying Horse against the Dragon.

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The Dragon has been slain! The flying unicorn fought with the scaled, winged lizard for quite a while. The massive beast had thick scale but the speed and agility of your pet allowed it to gain upper ground hand. The duel ended when the unicorn struck the Dragon in the eye, and the brain, with its fiery beams.

Unfortunately, the reptilean carcass fell into the hear of the mountains, and your people can't find the body at the moment. Nonetheless, people are ecstatic and heap praise upon you for getting rid of this terrible, flying beast.

1175 AD, End of the Year

As the blizzards continue to harass the land, the Scepter showcases its power, slowing down winds with its purple glow.

Meanwhile, the Advisor arrives in your bedroom, bringing the freshest update of Scrolls of Kingdom Status to your bed.

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Happiness: 9
Population: 6
Economy: 5
Army: 9!
Imp.Authority: +2

"Your Majesty! Your people are rejoicing due to your fair policies and glorious rule. Again, elders, mayors and administrators are gathering coin from the happy peasants, hoping that the money will be spent by you wisely!"

A) "I will buy myself a nice statue. Of bronze and brass!"
B) "Give it back to them, they need it more!"
C) "Put that into Treas- no wait, let's buy wedding provisions with it!"

"The Army is recently doing nothing of importance. They ask whether Lady Empress has anywhere for them to strike and bring loot and glory for Methiant!"

A) Parsia!
B) Cydwyl!
C) Gubta!
D) Lametania!
E) Rucus!
F) Nowhere.

"Finally, the authority of Emperor's office is at its highest. I wouldn't lie if I would say that this is a good moment to issue an Edict!"

A) "Sure thing!"
B) "Maybe later."
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Hotfire90

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11723 on: May 27, 2018, 03:26:36 pm »

CFA
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11724 on: May 27, 2018, 03:27:35 pm »

CCA!
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ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11725 on: May 27, 2018, 03:29:03 pm »

C, C, A
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Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11726 on: May 27, 2018, 03:36:58 pm »

CFB

As good as our Imperial Authority and Military are, I think we should coordinate long term plans with our new husband before making major decisions.
« Last Edit: May 27, 2018, 03:43:40 pm by Weirdsound »
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11727 on: May 27, 2018, 03:42:55 pm »

CFA Lets not besmerch our time of celebration with death.
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helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11728 on: May 27, 2018, 03:45:43 pm »

CFA

No Ocrworld option?

A real expedition for once?
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Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11729 on: May 27, 2018, 03:46:02 pm »

For some reason I didn't notice that people were voting for war with Gubta. Changing to CFA to help put that notion down.
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