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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 776265 times)

Rockeater

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10845 on: May 06, 2018, 09:23:43 am »

A we somehow caused gold inflation, let wait a second
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10846 on: May 06, 2018, 09:25:33 am »

A

when we put patronage of arts and the demands for our artworks of gold and silver increases we can increase the mines production

I'd like patronage of the arts, but I'm thinking Festivals first in order to encourage, heh, after-parties.
Happy peasants are, ahem, productive peasants. Build our population back up and grow our economy that way.

(Also, lifting the passage tax does appear to have had a small positive effect on out trading rolls.)
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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10847 on: May 06, 2018, 09:27:20 am »

A Actually yeah A seems for the best. Though at least it's nice to know we have more gold there.
« Last Edit: May 06, 2018, 09:31:32 am by Prophet »
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10848 on: May 06, 2018, 09:27:49 am »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10849 on: May 06, 2018, 09:35:47 am »

You decide to keep the production on current levels.

1171 AD, Mid-Autumn

The fertile lands of Empty Plain are dragging much more brave pioneers than previously thought. Settlement grants will surely amount to some expenses this year.

Meanwhile, the harvests at Tiftit and elsewhere in Methiant has been pretty bontiful this autumn! Many people of both lower and higher classes clamor for festivals, and Pantheonist priests say it would be surely a good moment to donate upon altars of the gods of harvest, earth and life.

A) No, you see, a smart man saves money for later.
B) Go get some drinks! It's party time!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10850 on: May 06, 2018, 09:36:57 am »

B

Whoo! Party time!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10851 on: May 06, 2018, 09:37:44 am »

B Happiness is a bit low.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10852 on: May 06, 2018, 09:39:00 am »

B Huzzah for being prosperous!  :P
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10853 on: May 06, 2018, 09:46:11 am »

You decide to sponsor festivities.

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The festivities were had. And there was much rejoicing, or so your overly optimistic courtiers say.

1171 AD, Late Autumn

The Spymaster bumps into you when you're on your way to your chambers to get some rest.

"My liege, I bring urgent report from Ysirene. My agents have found the whereabouts of your brother Saenn, his wife, and their newly born son. They've settled in a small village in central Ysirene, not far from the border with Damedian state. My agents await your instructions what to do with your stubborn and uncooperative relative."

A) Eliminate the entire family.
B) Capture them and bring them here.
C) Eliminate Saenn.
D) Observe them for now.
E) Demand his return to Methiant.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10854 on: May 06, 2018, 09:50:12 am »

D

I find it hard to care what he does tbh.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10855 on: May 06, 2018, 09:50:48 am »

D Whoops E Along with this demand I'd hope we'd send a letter telling him to stop acting insane and paranoid. I mean just come home already and we can put all this stupidity behind us.
« Last Edit: May 06, 2018, 10:40:28 am by Prophet »
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Hotfire90

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10856 on: May 06, 2018, 09:52:57 am »

D
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10858 on: May 06, 2018, 09:53:47 am »

B
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Rockeater

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10859 on: May 06, 2018, 09:56:34 am »

B let finish with this, he is acting stupid.
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Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.
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