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Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.

Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.

A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.

3/6

Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.

I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

[Imic]

B *COUGH* Why hello there. You wouldn't be wanting to cheat our flesh and blood out of their inheritance right? Surely you've seen what happens to people who start messing with Methiantese/Luathbasian honor and blood right? I mean you couldn't have missed us starting wars over the last 100 years purely to defend our honor right?

Just look at our father Cyl. Truly a man to follow the example of in dangerous times... if you catch our meaning Estjald.

+1 yes


Also, extremely important edit that might count as cheating the game a bit:

Hmm. I don't think I ever asked this but was magic always weakening throughout the game or did it start weakening after the start of the original SPAMKINGDOM? Could we have stopped in from weakening if we had taken actions to strengthen it earlier?

Ok. So the Pantheonist gods descending down to our world and the stuff they did while down here has something to do with the weakening of magic?

No, they gave out magic to humans who didn't have any magic prior :V

By 500s-600s there was scant few magical humans left, and nowadays only elves and dwarves have any innate magic left from all peoples of spamworld.

We need to get back to Pantheonism right now! Do you want magic back again? Well, Pantheonism! Do you want Wizard people more? Pantheonism! Do you want creepy crows flying in your window and having prophetic chats with you while you sleepwalk? Pantheonism! Do you want to possibly die from falling off a horse again in a creepy holy hunt thing? Pantheonism! Do you want to get rid of all door-to-door salesmen? Pantheonism, people!

[andrea]

C, this seems a matter for spies.

[Maximum Spin]

C

[mightymushroom]

That is surely suspicious, I mean my Spymaster has hardly said anything to me since I took the crown!

C
Although I don't see how B is mutually exclusive.

[Chevaleresse]

C

[ZBridges]

C

[milo christiansen]

C AND B, but failing that just C

[Criptfeind]

C

I wish there was an option to put the crusade on hold until we figure this out, after all, the orcs can wait right, but this might require our attention quite quickly.

[Weirdsound]

C

[birdy51]

C

[VoidSlayer]

B

[Haspen]

a
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You decide to send spies into Cydwyl to find out Estjald's plans.

1171 AD, Late Summer

2*

Furious, you dismiss the Spymaster after he delivers the report of failure and susbequent capture of his spies by Estjald's courtiers.

Few hours later, the guards come to tell you that a Cydwyllian emissary has arrived, and demands an audience with you.

A) To the audience room, then!
B) Tell him to go back, I'm kinda busy.
C) Lead him to one of the side chambers.

[ZBridges]

A

[Rockeater]

A

[Weirdsound]

A