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Hyped

9 (21.4%)

Cozy

10 (23.8%)

A E S T H E T I C

6 (14.3%)

Strange

17 (40.5%)

Total Members Voted: 42

[Monitor Lisard]

Are beastmen agressive towards "civilised" nations by design? They can be easily scared off anyway. Try talking to them.

[Ultimuh]

Being stuck between two threats, I see only one solution here..
Pretend you are dead. If you are lucky, they don't dispose of corpses via magma or atomic crushers.

[Alpha Loves You]

Hide behind it, it could be your new bear friend

[Rethi-Eli]

worf worf

[MrLurkety]

Be small and non threatening

[Dunamisdeos]

Being stuck between two threats, I see only one solution here..
Pretend you are dead. If you are lucky, they don't dispose of corpses via magma or atomic crushers.

+1 to this because it seems like the wisest thing.

Kneel and swear fealty to the bear person in the hopes of becoming a KOBOLD RECRUIT.

[Rethi-Eli]

Being stuck between two threats, I see only one solution here..
Pretend you are dead. If you are lucky, they don't dispose of corpses via magma or atomic crushers.

+1 to this because it seems like the wisest thing.

Kneel and swear fealty to the bear person in the hopes of becoming a KOBOLD RECRUIT.

+1

[mate888]

That's not a bear man! THAT'S A WEREBEAR! RUN!

[Ultimuh]

That's not a bear man! THAT'S A WEREBEAR!

That's just offensive to animal persons.

[MadMonkey]

WTF
RUN

The grizzly bear man says, "Where are you going tiny skulking man?" He speaks with a thick Future Spikes accent.



The dwarf says, "I AM GOING TO KICK YOUR ARSE NEXT." but she makes no attempt at stopping you from getting sick dodgerolling XP.

Kneel and swear fealty to the bear person in the hopes of becoming a KOBOLD RECRUIT.

You kneel as far in the corner as you can.



The grizzly bear man says, "I was not so different from Kobold when I was cub." He looks you in the eyes. "Drop de dagger and my comrade Doren weel not keel you."

Doren rolls her eyes.

[Glass]

Drop the dagger. Dying is not a preferred outcome.
Of course, if it looks like he will stick to the letter and not to the spirit, dodgeroll the heck out.

[RAM]

Best to drop everything in our loincloth. The dagger, throwing axes, greatsword, mining pick, anvil, forklift, florida, The Beatles, a saxaphone, the colour of a white cloud in the depth of midnight, the original draft of Starry Starry Night...

[Glass]

Florida

I do not live in a loincloth

[RAM]

Florida

I do not live in a loincloth

You don't wear pants?

[Glass]

Florida

I do not live in a loincloth

You don't wear pants?

My house is not inside of a kobold's loincloth.