Turn 51: The Game Begins(Again)INIT:
NAV/Dave Blade(49)
Person/Raphael(79)
Dancing Grape Golem(44)
GigaGiant/Capko Eagleson(83-20=63)
Yottawhat/Willam A. Drango(71)
ATHATH/Spoopy(90)
Edgar(28)
Frogbear(29)
Failbird105/Rich Maximillian McMoneybags(44)
Spoopy the Skeleton had a brave new world to explore! Just after he overclocked his minion.
Give my bearfrog the "omnipotent" quality, then have it give me godhood.
Regardless of whether or not the above succeeds, have a nice chat with the bearfrog. What is its name?
Then head to the South Island's dungeon.
Spoopy looked at his minion, and pushed the concept of omnipotence into it.
The frogbear began to glow. The glow grew until Null appeared and slapped the bear on its back! The bear started coughing.
"It's not going to be that easy." The bear promptly coughed up three gemstones. Spoopy would have examined them, but the coughs were so forceful the gemstones went flying off... Spoopy bet they were heading to the other islands...
What Spoopy needed to do was obvious. He would recover the gemstones and unite their power, returning the bear's full power to it!
Null vanished, leaving Spoopy to talk to his new minion.
Animal Communications!(2)
Spoopy had no idea how to understand bears. Odds were the bear would follow his orders at least... but he couldn't ask the bear its name!
Dungeon Search!(1)
Once his bear minion was ready to go, Spoopy wandered the island in search of the dungeon. He didn't find what he was looking for.
Critical Luck Fail!(1)
No, he found something, or rather someone, he definitely wasn't looking for.
Perception!(5)
Spoopy turned a corner and saw some man in a Captain America costume, eyes filled with hate. It wasn't a surprise, but what surprising was what happened next.
Shield Throw!(5+1=6) vs. Dodge!(1) ((What the heck random.org.))
Shield Throw!(5, 1 = 5+1=6) vs. Resist!(1) ((This is borked.))
A spinning metal shield, a star in the center, thrown by the man, flew through the air and struck Spoopy in the face, knocking him onto his back. Owww...
The shield curved back through the air and was caught by
Captain America. That was no costume, no impersonator. The real Captain America was somehow on Null's island and for some reason wanted Spoopy dead.
Raphael didn't have such a problem to deal with.
Search for enemies. Kill them if I find them.
After giving his minion some covert orders, Raphael walked away, searching for foes.
Search!(1)
Raphael took a few steps before noticing that he was about to step into a pit full of snakes.
Reflexes!(2)
Into the snake pit he went. He was mentally prepared enough, though, that he would have a chance to escape before the snakes got at him...
William A. Drango tilted his revolver, examining it.
Reload my (meta?) revolver and tap it against my broken longbow, see if it changes or takes an aspect from the bow.
William refilled his revolver with fresh bullets, then tapped it against his longbow.
Intuition!(5)
Nothing happened. Perhaps it had a specific trigger in order to occur?
Capko Eagleson was not in a good mood.
Tear off part of my clothes and use them as bandages for my chest wound. If that doesn't work, then search nearby for anything that can be used as bandages. If that doesn't work out, then as a last ditch effort, approach one of the cupcake statues and lick it while hoping that it heals me.
Clothing Bandages!(3)
Capko reached at his clothes... examined them... he decided to see if he could find something else to use as bandages first.
Search!(6)
Capko wandered away... and found a mysterious staircase leading down. Climbing it, he found a hallway with several skeletons in it. There was something that looked like a medical kit next to one of them, but it was rather suspicious that there were all those skeletons in that one hallway...
Dave Blade and his
Dancing Grape Golem proceeded to secret loot testing!
"Finally a small reprieve."
PM loot testing.
While that was going on,
Rich McMoneybags started exploring the island he was on!
"Gahhuh!? Whazzinthefuck!? Whaddahellhappened!?"
explore cautiously, looking for a working chainsaws, keep my spear ready to strike out at any would be assailants.
Look!(5)
How silly of him. There was a good-looking chainsaw right next to him!
Rich dug it out of the ground, and revved it up. Not much fuel left, but it was working.
The
Frogbear opted to protect its master!
Special attack!
Glare!(5)
The frogbear glared at Captain America, who felt some magic spread through his body...
Edgar, while he had his secret orders, felt that his master would appreciate being rescued from the snake pit more.
"I'm coming!"
Escape Pit!(3, 6 = 6)
Edgar ran over to the pit Raphael fell in, pulled him up...
Reflexes!(1)
And then promptly fell in the pit himself!
Snakes!(2) vs. Why Did it Have To Be Snakes!(3)
Luckily, it seemed like the snakes were asleep...
~~~
Statuses:
Health: Fine
Tier 1 Items: Law Brass Knuckles
Tier 2 Items: Mysterious Ugly Pendant, Mysterious Hephaestus Ring, Dancing Grape Golem(wielding wood clubs and Grape Juice Coated Katana(non-loot)), Musical Chainsaw, Mysterious Cutlass
Tier 3 Items: Extremely Mysterious Bag of Pink and Purple Oranges
Location: South Island, East Sector
Health: Fine, Small Cut On Arm(-1 to left arm damage resist)
Tier 0 Items: Katana(non-loot)
Tier 1 Items: Damaged(-1 to damage resist, 50% chance of -1 to control roll) Controllable Red Scarf
Tier 3 Items: Ivory Collector Edgar(with new secrets)(Location: North Island, South Sector, Snake Pit)
Location: North Island, South Sector
Health: Leader of the Cult of the Foggy Mace, Even More Sliced Up(-2 to damage resist, -1 +50% of extra -1 to willpower, -20 to INIT), Bullet Wound in Chest(-1 to chest damage resist, bleed out in 3 turns if not bandaged, 1 on damage resist roll for chest triggers second damage resist roll for extra damage(+2 to this roll)), Bullet Struck and Rather Sliced Arm(50% chance of -2 to accuracy and damage when attacking in melee), Medieval Weapon: Mace Skill(+1 to accuracy and damage with maces), Mind Open To Beauty of Revolver(-2 to willpower to next attempt of William to brainwash)
Location: South Island, Center Sector, South Island Dungeon
Health: Foggy Cut Up(-1 to damage resist, -1 to willpower, roll disadvantage on next willpower roll)
Tier 2 Items: Cracked(-1 to damage resist, firing has 50% chance of damage resist roll) Healing Russian Longbow+Quiver of Arrows, Meta? Revolver(6/6)+Pouch of Bullets, Cult Leader's Mace of Cutting Fog
Location: West Island, North Sector, Third Floor
Health: Owwwww(-1 to head damage resist, willpower to act next turn, -1 to willpower, disadvantage at INIT next turn), Provisional Acolyte of Armok, Small Gash on Back(25% chance of -1 to back damage resist roll), Lying Down(-1 to dodge)
Tier 1 Items: Armok-Blessed Necrotic Ritual Dagger
Tier 3 Items: Mysterious Frogbear
Location: South Island, Center Sector
Health: Fine, Vengeful, Being Replaced
Tier 1 Items: Mysterious Whip
Location: East Island, South Sector
Health: Fine, Super Soldier(+1 to all rolls), Frogbear Curse(disadvantage on resisting damage from cutting attacks)
Tier 1 Items: Vibranium Shield
Location: South Island, Center Sector
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