Turn 3: Bosses and Mutual FailureINIT:
Glass/Ash Hong(2)
Dermonster/Derm(64)
DoctorMcTaalik/DrM(2)
OceanSoul/Blue(51)
Yottawhat/Curtis(73)
Mallos/Ckaeyod(45)
Curtis was the first to act. Angered by the tiny cut in his shield, he raised his shield and brought it down on Blue's head!
Punch my shield into Blue's face.
Shield Punch Accuracy!(2) vs. Dodge That Shield!(3)
Or at least tried. Keeping a shield raised all the time could be quite arduous... or perhaps the staggering caused by the drop was hanging around.
Before Blue counterattacked, however,
Derm had a counterattack of his own to make.
It's Hiiiigh Noon... (That means keep the distance and shoot Ckaeyod.)
Gunshot Accuracy!(1-1=0) vs. Dodge The Bullet!(6)
It didn't go well. Critical Fail Luck!(3)
As it turned out, Derm's bullet was a dud. Thankfully, it was still ejected from the cylinder.
It was, however, a successful feint. Ckaeyod went into a rolling dodge that would have been perfect if the shot actually went off, but ended up disorienting him.
Meanwhile,
Blue was trying to stab his rival.
Duck, sing to the music to catch him off-guard, and stab his heart!
Among other things.
Vocal Performance!(4)
The other thing was a little bit of performance. Blue, hoping to surprise his rival, broke out into song! It was actually surprising, though it was certain it wouldn't be surprising again.
Stab Him!(6) vs. Block That Stab!(5-1(distraction)=4)
Perfect stab met decent block. And lo, the knife penetrated the shield!
Stab Him!(4) vs. Resist Damage!(4)
And didn't really hurt Curtis at all. To make matters worse, the knife lodged itself into Curtis' shield and Blue's tug failed to get it out!
Ckaeyod was the last of those trying to slay other players in this turn.
Gah, how many times does it take to kill this guy? Granted, he is a legend and all but...BASH HIS BRAINS OUT! FOR GLORY!
Disoriented Charging Commences!(5) ((Normally, you wouldn't have to roll for this.))
Successfully compensating for the disorientation his dodging caused in order to charge, Ckaeyod then brought forth the hammer part of his kukri...
Brain Bashing Commences!(1-1(disorientation)=0) vs. Dodging Brain Bashing!(6)
Critical Fail Luck!(6)
Whereupon Derm used some kind of bizarre martial arts move to
almost disarm him of his kukri. Having failed to do that, he merely shoved Ckaeyod onto the ground, then increased the distance between him and Ckaeyod again... whereupon he tripped and fell to the ground in a similar manner.
After all that happened, two more people acted in very different ways.
Continue moving to the edge of the wastes, continuing to try to gather branches.
Gathering Nature, Again!(1)
Ash Hong hoped to find branches. He did, one that looked perfect for his plan. He thought pulling it off wouldn't be a problem.
The
Dryad that inhabited the tree the branch was from didn't look very happy.
Heft one of the rocks. Be ready to toss it at the scary noise thing if I have to.
Meanwhile,
DrM picked up one of the sharp rocks, hoping to be ready to fight off whatever was coming.
Overwatch!(1) vs. Block That!(4)
In fright upon seeing the
Golem that emerged from the cave,
DrM dropped his rock.
Foot Durability(5)
Luckily he didn't drop it on his foot.
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Statuses:
Health: Fine
Items: Mysteriously Shining Apple, Twigs
Location: North Forests, Dryad Lair
Health: Hammered Headache(-1 to aim, 50% chance of -1 to dodge, -1 to willpower, next turn), Lying Down(-1 to dodge while lying down)
Items: Mysterious Revolver(3/6), Pouch of Ammo
Location: Center Circle, Taking Cover
Health: Fine
Items: Cloth/Leather Sling Dinosaur
Location: East Hills
Health: Twisted Ankle(travel times increased, time between starting travel to another zone and finishing increased by 40 init points. Time between starting melee attack at non close range and reaching foe increased by 20 init points), otherwise Fine
Items: Wooden Radio Box(5/6 Throwing Knives)
Location: Center Circle, A Pit
Health: Fine
Items: Sled Shield of Excavation, Throwing Knife Lodged In Shield
Location: Center Circle, A Pit
Health: Fine, Lying Down(-1 to dodge while lying down)
Items: DIY Multitool Kukri
Location: Center Circle
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