Fix damage to brain through sheer force of will.
[4]
Your brain starts to magically fix itself via the powers of the green lantern, and aoon, it is completely fixed.
"NRDL NIX MUST DIE!", exclaimed Bob. He enters the mech suit and is about to kill the motherfucker which caused demonic invasion.
SHOOT AT NIX FROM MY IB CANNONS!
IF IB CANNONS WILL MALFUNCTION OR NIX IS STILL ALIVE, BEAT NIX TO DEATH WITH MECH SUIT'S FISTS!
WHEN NIX IS DEAD, KNOCKOUT SUPER DEMON AND TAKE HIM TO MY HOUSE!
EDIT: Actions are edited! Changed "NRDL" to "NIX"!
[3]
You go to shoot, but the magitech device is preventing you from fighting. You stand there attempting to kepill him through sheer force of will, since you phisically cannot attack him.
Pop out of my cheese dimension and randomly kill someone in the middle of whatever they're doing.
[5]
You fly out of the dimensional gate gracefully, and go to vapourise someone with your new found cheese powers, but a magitech device built on a sinking valhalla airship is now preventing you from killing them.
It BEGINS! Strengthen the Portal, and attempt to fuse my Gryphon and Dragon forms!
[4]
You are now a half dragon, half gryphon wizard. It is a glorious sight to behold.
A MANtaur comes out of your portal and beats his chest.
Failure to obtain human waiters, search for possible demon waiters then
[3]
Several decide to take up your offer, and you are visited by a man in a blue flying box, who has some coffe and fish fingers before leaving again in his blue flying box.
"HAHA."
Explore Westeros!
[3]
You are near Winterfell, which currently has a stream of royal knights riding out from it, including the king.
They shove you out of the way, peasant.
Resort to sneaky tactics. Keep killing demons and trying to take a foothold.
[6]
Your tactics go well, and many demons are killed by the time that the others notice how many are gone and find you.
You are now being held by the throat by a giant demon.
Sip Chug beer from the roof and watch the scene unfold.
[6]
All goes well, but demons suddenly pour up the rooftop, grab the friendly demon, and drag him off kickong and screaming, leaving the place a wreck, which is immediately added to by a confused former partygoer turned dragon who is also now trashing the place in his misguided quest to fetch some beer.
Get bored of doing nothing for two turns arbitrary time units, proceed unto street and kick ass nearest to myself
[5]
You flip off the roof, and start shooting. It is not long before you are standing on a steadily growind pile of demons, who seem to be now absolutely terrified of you.
Form more golems.
Begin assimilating demon muscles and other abilities into my golem forms, so they are no longer just stone and rubble.
[1]
Youattempt to assimilate more rubble monsters, but fail miserably when another portal to hell opens up and destroys your already existing forms. You are now on the ground. again.
"AW, DON'T WORRY MAN, I'LL LISTEN TO YOU. YOU SEEM LIKE A COOL GUY. WHAT'S YOUR NAME, ANYWAY? I'M YOINK. YOU'RE WELCOME TO STAY HERE AND PARTY AS LONG AS YOU WANT, WE'RE ALL FRIENDS HERE YOU KN-- OH SHIT WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!"
HAVE PLEASANT, HOPEFULLY-ENCOURAGING CHAT WITH NICE DEMON, THEN BECOME DISTRACTED BY SUDDEN DRAGON METAMORPHOSIS
RUSH OVER TO MY STRICKEN PARTY COMPANION, SEE IF I CAN DO ANYTHING TO HELP
ACTUALLY, GRAB A BUNCH OF VARIOUS KINDS OF BOOZE AND WHIP UP A MAGICAL COCKTAIL (BASED AROUND SOME GREEN FAIRY ABSINTHE TO ACTIVATE THE SUPERNATURAL PROPERTIES OF THE VARIOUS LIQUORS, OF COURSE) TO DISPEL THE TRANSFORMATION AND SAVE THEM
ACCEPT POTION/COCKTAIL-MAKING ADVICE FROM ANY WIZARDS WHO HAPPEN TO BE ATTENDING IF I CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT
OTHERWISE GOOGLE IT IF NECESSARY
[4]
The nice demon gets sudennly dragged kicking and screaming from the roof, and the chaos is added to by the newly turned dragon's misguided attempts to fect some beer to calm him down. You immediately google how to make the coctail, and find a reasonable answer. You get mixing, and administer it to the confused dragon, who starts to get smaller, albeit very slowly.
REPAIR THE SHIP, REPAIR THE SHIP! MAYDAY, MAYDAY!
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Well, this will be imteresting.
Your attempts to fix the ship fail, once you realise that bad stuff seems to be happening around you. All of a sudden, you are properly going down, and demons are on board. The baloon is about to burst into flames, despite it being helium, and the ship is falling apart around you, when you notice the worst bit.
IT IS NOW RAINING METEORS!
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