Take goats to engine to power it
[5]
You bring the goats to the machine.
It is now powered successfully.
Prepare a magic circle to create a continuing summoning of mythic beasts. Does not have to be under my control. Ask crow to help out with this.
[1]
The crow gives out to you for not asking politely and goes off to sulk.
[4+1=5]
You don't need his help,mhpwever.
A dragon is now looking at you curiously.
Point out that I am not a Warhammer 40k Marine, but a Colonial Marine from the aliens universe. Will gladly take the suit of armor and the bolter, though.
Then step combat roll to the side and allow the demons to take care of the alien for me.
3+1=4
You roll to one side, and the alien is overwhelmed by demons.
Fight demons. Try to capture one alive. Also, spit up dice.
Hey EpicJ, want to fight them together? Just saying, my winning means Xenomorphs invading Hell to prey on demons. It's a greater good sort of thing for you.
[2+1=3]
You kell many demons and capture one alive. They're all different.
This one has three noses, and can breath fire.
Bob is so angry that he would rip his hair off. If he had a hair in the first place...
GRAB CARDBOARD BOX AND RUN TO SAFER PLACE!
AFTER THAT: MAKE INFERNO BEAM CANNON!
IF SUCCESSFUL: TRY IT ON THE NEAREST POLICE STATION!
IF FAILURE: SHAMEFUR DISPRAY! I'M FED UP WIT DIS WUORLD! COMMIT SEPPUKU WITH A +LASER KATANA+*.
* I'll make a different character after the suicide of Bob Crockett...
[4+1=5]
Tou run, and get several bits of machinery from falling house. The Inferno beam cannon is now complete!
*Sigh*
Fight off the demon with the plasma turret on the junk-tank. Then, repair the airship.
[5+1=6]
You shoot the demon, and successfully kill it. You fix up the airship, and it is soon ship shape again.
Only issue is, the air baloon is now too powerful, and you're going upwards, getting faster every second.
Command all the demons TO STOP FUCKING FIGHTING EVERYBODY for a second, and regroup around me.
[4+1=5]
They are all now gathered. Your new demon mouth means that you can properly speak with them.
Punch has punched. Punch is happy now. It's screen no longer glows red with a burning desire to punch.
"You have been punched." It states matter-of-factly
Punch leaves hell, and tries to punch the portal closed on the way out
[6]
You punch it so hard, it explodes.
There may be more portals opened by now, but... You have successfully punched it put of existance.
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