grab s random stick and enchant it into the Wand of goat summoning
[4+1=5]
You succeed in getting several goats, too.
Throw the marine outside, see demons.
Also, remove dice from throat.
You throw the marine putside, but the demons immediately notice who threw the marine. The marine is a giant metal thing. You are a fleshy thing. It's clear to them which one is going to taste better.
[1]
The dice are still lodged in your throat.
...huh. Okay.
Watch from the Valhalla-airship. If something/one tries to attack me, take off high enough so that they can't reach me. If someone wants to watch with me, they are permitted on, and will be provided complimentary popcorn.
[1]
You get attacked by a flying demon. You try to fly higher, but it gets on, and starts ripping it apart.
A Monotaur? Is that a creature who's either half of a man or half of a bull, but never both at the same time?
Kidding aside, I use a pinch of fur from the gryphon, maybe a feather, too, in a spell to become a gryphon myself!
[3]
It actually does work. You are now a were - gryphon, who can turn back at will.
Punch flexes its mechanical "muscles" and utters a single word, voice deepening menacingly.
"Punch"
Begin punching demons.
(also I'd like you to remember, Punch is a robot, with large robot fists)
[4+1=5]
You punch.
The demons get punchified, and are flying everywhere, but your systems seem to be overheating.
Use my magic powers to gain control of the demons coming out of the portal.
[6OH HOLY SHIT]
You gain control of the demons. They are all now under your control.
On the other hand, as a side affect, you are now turning into a demon.
Bob Crockett keeps working on his project. There's hobo called Steve nearby whom nobody likes, even the other hobos.
FINISH THE PROJECT!
IF SUCCESSFUL: SHOOT FROM NEURON CELLS DESTROYER AT HOBO STEVE. FUCK YOU, STEVE!
IF FAILURE: START A NEW PROJECT: INFERNO BEAM CANNON!
[6]
It is extremely powerful, and it works.
You shoot it at steve, but, horror of horrors, it is so powerful it explodes in your hands.
[1]
The buildings, however, are now colsing for some reason. You might want to run.
ENSURE I AM CLOTHED
THEN LEAVE ROOM AND HEAD TO KITCHEN
[3]
You are clothed. You head into the kitchen.
Combat roll into a solid landing, declare something about Ripping and tearing, and go DOOM on these demons.
And yes, with only a knife.
[4+1=5]
After the alien throws you, you successfully do a perfect roll. The demons, however, are focused on the alien. You prepare your knife and make sure ypur spare bolt guns are here, just in case, and yell "FOR THE EMPEROR!"
Many demons die.
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