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Author Topic: ROGUELIKE 2: Sword of Azirkan Turn 8: Our Heroes Beat-Down One of Their Own, heh  (Read 20009 times)

Rethi-Eli

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Re: ROGUELIKE 2: Sword of Azirkan: Turn 7: The Troglodytes Routed
« Reply #150 on: April 23, 2017, 03:59:51 pm »
Heh, we showed the...

Hey, since when are there... 5 dwarves? 6 dwarves? 5 dwarves?

AN HEY! DON'T TOUCH MY LOOT, ASSHOLE!

Loot everything
Pet big puppy and try to be friends
Beat up Jacob if he refuses to hand over my loot, but share with Akashir for whirling nicely and the duck for being a duck
« Last Edit: April 23, 2017, 05:57:18 pm by Rethi-Eli »
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Re: ROGUELIKE 2: Sword of Azirkan: Turn 7: The Troglodytes Routed
« Reply #151 on: April 23, 2017, 04:17:26 pm »
Yes, search for loot.
Attempt to do some Fath healing.

Ye' speak common, eh? Hm. Whadaya call yaself, wolf?
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Glass is, as usual, correct.
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Re: ROGUELIKE 2: Sword of Azirkan: Turn 7: The Troglodytes Routed
« Reply #152 on: April 23, 2017, 05:05:46 pm »
First, lie back down
Second, lie back down
Third, lie back back
Then, get healed
Then, get healed
Then, get healed

In that order.
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Re: ROGUELIKE 2: Sword of Azirkan: Turn 7: The Troglodytes Routed
« Reply #153 on: April 23, 2017, 08:32:22 pm »
Quote from: Rethi-Eli on April 23, 2017, 03:59:51 pm
Heh, we showed the...

Hey, since when are there... 5 dwarves? 6 dwarves? 5 dwarves?

AN HEY! DON'T TOUCH MY LOOT, ASSHOLE!

Loot everything
Pet big puppy and try to be friends
Beat up Jacob if he refuses to hand over my loot, but share with Akashir for whirling nicely and the duck for being a duck

Assist his looting while sharing the loot with him. Assist beating up Jacob if he doesn't hand over our loot.
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Re: ROGUELIKE 2: Sword of Azirkan: Turn 7: The Troglodytes Routed
« Reply #154 on: April 24, 2017, 01:06:37 am »
Fath looks over at his team as they begin ransacking the place.

"If any of you happen to find a spare eye, I'd like that for myself."
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Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
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As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
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Re: ROGUELIKE 2: Sword of Azirkan: Turn 7: The Troglodytes Routed
« Reply #155 on: April 24, 2017, 05:55:51 am »
Quote from: Mallos on April 23, 2017, 08:32:22 pm
Quote from: Rethi-Eli on April 23, 2017, 03:59:51 pm
Heh, we showed the...

Hey, since when are there... 5 dwarves? 6 dwarves? 5 dwarves?

AN HEY! DON'T TOUCH MY LOOT, ASSHOLE!

Loot everything
Pet big puppy and try to be friends
Beat up Jacob if he refuses to hand over my loot, but share with Akashir for whirling nicely and the duck for being a duck

Assist his looting while sharing the loot with him. Assist beating up Jacob if he doesn't hand over our loot.
Why the hell would you think I'd be hoarding the loot?!?
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Glass is, as usual, correct.
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Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
Quote from: King Zultan on December 15, 2018, 06:15:48 am
I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

Rethi-Eli

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Re: ROGUELIKE 2: Sword of Azirkan: Turn 7: The Troglodytes Routed
« Reply #156 on: April 24, 2017, 10:19:50 am »
Quote from: mastahcheese on April 24, 2017, 01:06:37 am
Fath looks over at his team as they begin ransacking the place.

"If any of you happen to find a spare eye, I'd like that for myself."

I'll be sure to give any loose eyeballs I find to you

Quote from: Glass on April 24, 2017, 05:55:51 am
Quote from: Mallos on April 23, 2017, 08:32:22 pm
Quote from: Rethi-Eli on April 23, 2017, 03:59:51 pm
Heh, we showed the...

Hey, since when are there... 5 dwarves? 6 dwarves? 5 dwarves?

AN HEY! DON'T TOUCH MY LOOT, ASSHOLE!

Loot everything
Pet big puppy and try to be friends
Beat up Jacob if he refuses to hand over my loot, but share with Akashir for whirling nicely and the duck for being a duck

Assist his looting while sharing the loot with him. Assist beating up Jacob if he doesn't hand over our loot.
Why the hell would you think I'd be hoarding the loot?!?
The loot? I think you mean "the loot that is expressely forbidden to Jacob".
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Glass

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Re: ROGUELIKE 2: Sword of Azirkan: Turn 7: The Troglodytes Routed
« Reply #157 on: April 24, 2017, 10:24:07 am »
Quote from: Rethi-Eli on April 24, 2017, 10:19:50 am
Quote from: mastahcheese on April 24, 2017, 01:06:37 am
Fath looks over at his team as they begin ransacking the place.

"If any of you happen to find a spare eye, I'd like that for myself."

I'll be sure to give any loose eyeballs I find to you

Quote from: Glass on April 24, 2017, 05:55:51 am
Quote from: Mallos on April 23, 2017, 08:32:22 pm
Quote from: Rethi-Eli on April 23, 2017, 03:59:51 pm
Heh, we showed the...

Hey, since when are there... 5 dwarves? 6 dwarves? 5 dwarves?

AN HEY! DON'T TOUCH MY LOOT, ASSHOLE!

Loot everything
Pet big puppy and try to be friends
Beat up Jacob if he refuses to hand over my loot, but share with Akashir for whirling nicely and the duck for being a duck

Assist his looting while sharing the loot with him. Assist beating up Jacob if he doesn't hand over our loot.
Why the hell would you think I'd be hoarding the loot?!?
The loot? I think you mean "the loot that is expressely forbidden to Jacob".
No, I mean "the loot that we all came to acquire, and which we were planning to share based on need and usefulness." That is, any and all loot that we come across.
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Glass is, as usual, correct.
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Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
Quote from: King Zultan on December 15, 2018, 06:15:48 am
I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

Rethi-Eli

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Re: ROGUELIKE 2: Sword of Azirkan: Turn 7: The Troglodytes Routed
« Reply #158 on: April 24, 2017, 10:52:53 am »
How about I viciously stab you
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Re: ROGUELIKE 2: Sword of Azirkan: Turn 7: The Troglodytes Routed
« Reply #159 on: April 24, 2017, 11:02:41 am »
I'll write up the turn later, but just so you guys know what's at stake; the trogs had a good amount (hundreds, in multiple sacks) of gold coins that look to have been recently looted from somewhere, a big steel crossbow rendered inoperable by slight rust and the lack of a string, a large steel bear trap crusted with dried blood and not currently set, what looks like an ornate canopic jar with a lid sculpted to resemble the head of a mandrill (still sealed), and a little pile of various jewelry, earrings, brooches, and rings.

In addition to the various sticks, rocks, and splintered bones they were gouging you with, of course.
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Re: ROGUELIKE 2: Sword of Azirkan: Turn 7: The Troglodytes Routed
« Reply #160 on: April 24, 2017, 11:09:45 am »
I'll take the crossbow, a ring, a necklace, and, say, 50 gold coins. No need to get ahead of ourselves, especially when I seem to be unreasonably disliked (>:()

Although... Not before we check the loot for traps and curses.
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Glass is, as usual, correct.
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Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
Quote from: King Zultan on December 15, 2018, 06:15:48 am
I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

Rethi-Eli

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Re: ROGUELIKE 2: Sword of Azirkan: Turn 7: The Troglodytes Routed
« Reply #161 on: April 24, 2017, 01:13:53 pm »
I'll snatch the bear trap and 50 coins for myself. After, of course, cannnon fodder Jacob checks for traps. Also, attempt to issue a viciously drunk beating to Jacob.
« Last Edit: April 24, 2017, 01:24:03 pm by Rethi-Eli »
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Re: ROGUELIKE 2: Sword of Azirkan: Turn 7: The Troglodytes Routed
« Reply #162 on: April 24, 2017, 01:19:35 pm »
Quote from: Rethi-Eli on April 24, 2017, 01:13:53 pm
attempt to issue a viciously drunk beating to Jacob.
Don't let him.
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Quote from: Rethi-Eli on April 24, 2017, 01:13:53 pm
cannnon fodder Jacob checks for traps.
You do realize that, as a thief, I don't even need to roll for that kind of stuff, right?
« Last Edit: April 25, 2017, 07:11:38 am by Glass »
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Glass is, as usual, correct.
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Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
Quote from: King Zultan on December 15, 2018, 06:15:48 am
I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

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Re: ROGUELIKE 2: Sword of Azirkan: Turn 7: The Troglodytes Routed
« Reply #163 on: April 24, 2017, 05:51:29 pm »
"Oh right. My name is Theta. If none of you mind I would like to stay with your group for a little bit."
Be non-threatening.
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Re: ROGUELIKE 2: Sword of Azirkan: Turn 7: The Troglodytes Routed
« Reply #164 on: April 24, 2017, 05:55:09 pm »
Quote from: Rautherdir on April 24, 2017, 05:51:29 pm
Be non-threatening.
You do realize that you can roll a 1 on that, right?[/don'tjinx]
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Glass is, as usual, correct.
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Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
Quote from: King Zultan on December 15, 2018, 06:15:48 am
I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.
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