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[Maul_Junior]

As soon as you have a handle on the workarounds for the last stable version's bugs a new version rolls around.

When you see an opportunity for a good, old-fashioned April Fool's troll, it's four days too late. Which makes YOU the April Fool.

[Mostali]

The Weaponsmith will be Possessed.

The migrant that arrived with Expert Bowyer will Withdraw from Society when its skill you have been training it in reaches Adept.

If a fort is missing a type of thread, that's the thread the mooding dwarf needs.

If an embark is missing glass and/or clay, every constructed instrument of the civilization will require a piece made of the missing material.

[asialsky]

You will forget which of the levers raises the drawbridge, and which one kills everyone inside.
(Hint: It's usually the same lever!)

[Staalo]

All moods will require shell on an desert embark.

The broker will want to Eat, Drink, Sleep, Meditate on Wealth! and Socialize! before trading.

The Duke will forbid exporting your main trade good.

The dwarf who likes large gems will be elected Mayor.

[Maul_Junior]

You will forget which of the levers raises the drawbridge, and which one kills everyone inside.
(Hint: It's usually the same lever!)

Pro-tip: Ctrl+Shift+N (in LNP) can rename any building--including Levers.


When you come back to Dwarf Fortress from a long time away, you will accidentaly destroy your favorite fort when you try to get back into the game.

[asialsky]

You will forget which of the levers raises the drawbridge, and which one kills everyone inside.
(Hint: It's usually the same lever!)

Pro-tip: Ctrl+Shift+N (in LNP) can rename any building--including Levers.


When you come back to Dwarf Fortress from a long time away, you will accidentaly destroy your favorite fort when you try to get back into the game.

I usually leave a (N)ote, but to each their own.

You will embark, only to see your wagon go underwater as the murky pool thaws.

[Thisfox]

There is nothing to catch in the southern swamps. (or the northern ones for that matter).

[YetAnotherLurker]

Urist cancels Store Item in Stockpile: Interrupted by a crundle
Urist cancels Clean: Interrupted by a Forgotten Beast

[snow dwarf]

There is nothing to catch in the southern swamps. (or the northern ones for that matter).

I can so relate to this, especially if there is an awesome river just next to them.

[Spriggans]

The dwarves suspended the construction of the bridge : Interrupted by goblin-first-year-attack

[Staalo]

The Weaponsmith will be Possessed.

It will be an Adamantine Mace.

[Roguedragon999]

If it exists, it will be weaponized no matter what it is

[Dunamisdeos]

Deconstructing the tile supporting the one a dwarf is standing on is a given.

[Fearless Son]

You will always get migrant waves faster than you can build accommodations for them.

[NJW2000]

Contrariwise, if you want migrants, none will ever turn up.

Addendum: if you love artifacts, population remains stable at 19 adults.