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Author Topic: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev  (Read 46320 times)

Tiruin

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Re: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev
« Reply #540 on: April 03, 2017, 10:49:49 pm »

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Also roads help more than just the military--speed of farm to market goods, and speed in general alongside better allocation of materials from place to place, plus better mobilization of the general populace. :D

And our good folks who've stood us by...literally every one of our deeds needs rest. I do believe there's a hidden morale mechanic here somewhere :3
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« Reply #541 on: April 03, 2017, 11:17:43 pm »

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Re: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev
« Reply #542 on: April 04, 2017, 01:04:37 am »

Well... fine. The treasury is relatively full of loot from the campaign.
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« Reply #543 on: April 04, 2017, 04:01:09 am »

You agree to fund the Architect's road-building in full.

The treasurer only flinches a little bit when you tell him to pay for road-building materials and the wages of hundreds of labourers. Soon crews of workers are heading out into the countryside with shovels, pickaxes, and detour signage. The Architect estimates it will take them six months to repair all the roads in your territory.

Of course, first there is the representative of the priests to talk to. He doesn't bother waiting for you to invite him in, rather he- very politely- forces himself into the throne room, pronounces three blessings upon you (still not seven, to your mild chagrin), and launches into a prepared spiel.

"Oh most pious Queen, slayer of demons, vanquisher of traitors, hear my plea, and the plea of all the faithful. Your coffers are full, whilst the temples are tattered and bare. The people wail and gnash their teeth as the faithless romp about the countryside, as they have no sanctuary in which to receive the blessings of the gods. Surely, in your infinite wisdom, you would be willing to make a sma- modera- large donation to the temples, so that they can serve you and your people for all eternity?"

The treasurer, standing behind the priest, makes frantic motions with his hands, indicating that the priesthood's idea of a large donation would be over half the remaining treasury. (He's very good at sign language)

A-Nothing is too much for the gods! Take what you want!
B-The gods disapprove of excess. A moderate donation is what they want.
C-Even the gods must cut back in these difficult times. A small donation will suffice.
D-Oh, I'm so sorry, but we simply cannot afford it. Try taking a vow of poverty.
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Re: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev
« Reply #544 on: April 04, 2017, 04:14:04 am »

B, Greed is a sin! So we give but they don't ask for that much.
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« Reply #545 on: April 04, 2017, 07:44:43 am »

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« Reply #546 on: April 04, 2017, 08:30:13 am »

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« Reply #547 on: April 04, 2017, 08:47:42 am »

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« Reply #548 on: April 04, 2017, 08:50:51 am »

You suggest a slightly more modest contribution. After considering for a brief moment, the priest agrees. It seems that this was what he was expecting.

You have the donation sent to the temples, and the priests duly praise your generosity before the people. Everyone is happy. Except for the treasurer, who tallies up the contents of the treasury, sighs, and thinks back fondly to a few hours ago when it was full to bursting. There's still a little of the loot left, but not much.



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*cough cough* Sorry, sorry. There's a bit of a plague going around. Nothing serious. A few people are going purple and speaking in tongues, a handful are vomiting blood, here and there folks are dropping dead for seemingly no reason. Don't suppose you want to do something about it?

A-Nothing we can do but wait it out.
B-Can we... spend some money on medicine?
C-Let's take the army and retreat to the countryside. I don't want to risk getting sick!
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« Reply #549 on: April 04, 2017, 09:44:17 am »

Eeeerrrrrrmmmmmm... I suppose we should do the "right" thing. B, I suppose.
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Re: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev
« Reply #550 on: April 04, 2017, 10:00:09 am »

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Now seems like an excellent time to consider investing in a summer palace.
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Re: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev
« Reply #551 on: April 04, 2017, 10:53:25 am »

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Now seems like an excellent time to consider investing in a summer palace.
We won't earn the love of the people if we just love our military. :P

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We need to invest in an apothecary or something.
Also wow that's some weird plague if you have several different symptoms of several different areas.

You suggest a slightly more modest contribution. After considering for a brief moment, the priest agrees. It seems that this was what he was expecting.[...]
I feel like we're being tested.
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Re: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev
« Reply #552 on: April 04, 2017, 02:09:50 pm »

C, we fight rebels all the time.
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Re: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev
« Reply #553 on: April 04, 2017, 05:03:17 pm »

B. It's best to try to help, and taking the army with you at this stage might be ineffective, if not more dangerous, if you get sick without the protection of walls.
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Re: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev
« Reply #554 on: April 04, 2017, 06:54:10 pm »

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