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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1950 on: April 26, 2017, 03:50:54 pm »

You agree to set up a deal with the Damdamians basically for free. What follows is lots of letter writing and hearing lots of praise from the somewhat distant Dahnian court.

980 AD, Winter

A heresy sweeps in the southlands of Tven!

It turns out that many of Pantheonists from old Luathbas are clashing heads with the more and more strict Singularists, and the product of it was Acceptant heresy. Preached at first by elderly Singularist priest who converted, Suis of Einvad, within last year the heretical movement had reached almost ten thousand followers in the southern cities.

Acceptant heresy preaches that the Singularist faith had forgotten its roots, and had eschewed the tolerant and open-minded tendencies of many orders and temples of Pantheon, instead steering into totalitarian bent like the xenophobic Cult of Damed. 'Acceptants' are more accepting (hence the name) to those of different faith, different preferences for love, foreigners from different places, as well as happily allow Hurthling and Dwarven worshippers and even acolytes (not that many join, though).

The heresy has reached enough momentum and voice that it threatens stability in the southern cities; that's why the mayors have sent a collective letter to you, asking for guidance and/or support. You decide to...

A) Keep the throne away from fundamentalist skirmishing.
B) Send the Army to quell the heresy before it throws the Duchy into religious war.
C) Proclaim that the heresy is welcome in Tven, just like any faith has been thus far.
D) Send an open letter to the heads of heresy, asking them to preach a bit quieter.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1951 on: April 26, 2017, 03:53:04 pm »

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We accept everyone.

But if you actually cross us in a serious way, we will kill you on the field of battle and set your town on fire. Have fun, kids!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1952 on: April 26, 2017, 03:54:23 pm »

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« Reply #1953 on: April 26, 2017, 03:55:39 pm »

It may not be the smartest choice in the short term, but having a religion that combines pantheonist tolerance with singularist monotheism (which is apparently all the rage) would be a boon to our country. Let us support this so-called heresy in any way we can.
Our happiness is high enough that we can afford to piss off a few folks, anyway.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1954 on: April 26, 2017, 03:56:55 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1955 on: April 26, 2017, 04:27:07 pm »

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Tven, land of the Free!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1956 on: April 26, 2017, 05:20:59 pm »

C If intolerant religions decide to start a religious war we shall add this to our military victory.

If we get to keep the population even happier maybe would be very !!FUN!! to see someone trying to conquer us. They will get a bigger problem when they turn their backs.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1957 on: April 26, 2017, 06:27:45 pm »

C A step closer to swinging things back towards Pantheonism.  :P
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1958 on: April 26, 2017, 07:03:31 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1959 on: April 26, 2017, 07:27:39 pm »

A) "But of course, if that will earn my liege's good will!"
B) "But of course - if King Eón is willing to pay the proxy some coin sometimes."
B) "No, we're not interested."
((I kinda like how everyone voted "A" and didn't notice or point out this typo. :P Except for Criptfiend. :P))

. . .how is this heresy when they're being open and accepting, and notjerks? O_o

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1961 on: April 26, 2017, 10:48:30 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1962 on: April 26, 2017, 11:44:12 pm »

You publicly proclaim that Acceptant heresy is welcome in Tven just like any other faith is.

980 AD, Midwinter

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Since your proclamation, there has been some loud complaining form southern cities and even violence toward Acceptant heretics, but the city guard remained loyal to you and had investigated and arrested the violent ones.

Nonetheless, this sours the mood quite a lot in the Duchy.

980 AD, Late Winter

Late winter is perfect for late revenues from gold mines and gemstones from dwarves to arrive!

980 AD, End of the Year

Time for Scrolls of Kingdom Status!

Happiness: 5
Population: 7
Economy: 5
Army: 7

Time to agree these look fine for now.

981 AD, Spring

Bandits have appeared into the westlands!

The sore state of the Kiwi has forced many their peasants to take up a life of a thug to provide for their loved ones. Unfortunately these bandits began to spill over and cause trouble in western Luathbas, the largest such group numbering about hundred. You decide to...

A) Send the Army to squish the bandits into fine paste!
B) Send a letter to King of Kiwi, requesting they clean their mess!
C) Send a letter to the bandits, offering them amnesty if they become your subjects!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1963 on: April 26, 2017, 11:46:49 pm »

A

Got to keep in shape for the wars to come!
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« Reply #1964 on: April 26, 2017, 11:47:37 pm »

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