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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1020 on: March 31, 2017, 05:27:16 pm »

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« Reply #1021 on: March 31, 2017, 05:38:14 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1022 on: March 31, 2017, 06:58:02 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1023 on: March 31, 2017, 07:07:25 pm »

Last time we got the dwarves to seal them in, it... didn't last very long.
Nevertheless, I suppose we have to bite the bullet and call the dwarves again.

A

I rather try with a wizard next. Maybe that will work better.

Anyway A.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1024 on: March 31, 2017, 07:54:03 pm »

I think B will do almost nothing, and C will be nothing.

A Maybe Our senior split the payment? Or pay it?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1025 on: March 31, 2017, 08:08:30 pm »

A.

Hopefully the dwarves will be a bit more reasonable while the King is around.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1026 on: March 31, 2017, 10:12:46 pm »

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hopefully the dwarves will be a bit more reasonable as they are only correcting a job they botched last time.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1027 on: April 01, 2017, 02:57:31 am »

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hopefully the dwarves will be a bit more reasonable as they are only correcting a job they botched last time.
I hope they'll pay US for our deeds instead or something. :P

In a look-through, A is the best course of action as while we are pretty grumpy at them [or...just me], we've done something out of mutual interest alone and they didn't bother to intervene.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1028 on: April 01, 2017, 07:00:26 am »

You fortify the pit and send a messenger to Ankurvat. Hopefully he will get to them fast despite the winter conditions.

967 AD, Midwinter

A messenger from the capital has arrived; Lametania once again got into financial troubles, this time not Damdamian-related, and sought some money from the your Treasury; the court has decided to send the money south.

967 AD, Late Winter

One night, screams and shouts of alarm erupt about the camp. A pack of lizardmen exited the pit!

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You have the unfortunate distinction of getting a lizard tearing into your guard detail! The wild being with a crude hammer rushes you!

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But you easily slay the beast, despite smoke and darkness working against you. And then you lead a glorious charge that sees many lizards (and humans) die in a bloody carnage!

By the time moon begins its descent toward the horizon, the battle is over and you're surrounded by corpses of lizardmen. Your soldiers hail you as a 'Lizardslayer', in respect of your victories against the lizards thus far!

A week later, the messenger sent to Ankurvat arrives.

"My liege! The dwarves of Ankurvat said they have no time for you and your troubles this winter, but said that they might come in Summer time if you want."

A) Pfft, by then we will be overrun by lizards. Time to seal the pit ourselves and go home!
B) Time is of the essence and we need dwarves; let's send the envoy to Zasitost instead!
C) So be it, we will watch over the pit till Summer next year!
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« Reply #1029 on: April 01, 2017, 07:45:26 am »

Oh for crying out loud. Too busy, eh? More like trying to punish us for not trusting them.

Whatever, seal the tunnel. It won't last very long, but hopefully it will last until summer, by which point the dwarves will hopefully have a slot in their schedule for us.

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« Reply #1030 on: April 01, 2017, 08:17:15 am »

C

Lets kill some more lizards for a bit I guess. I mean, if they can pour in such numbers to take a fortified area around a hole we're pretty fucked if we just seal it with rocks anyway.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1031 on: April 01, 2017, 08:27:23 am »

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« Reply #1032 on: April 01, 2017, 09:09:33 am »

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I don't remeber if winter meant anything in this game.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1033 on: April 01, 2017, 09:24:07 am »

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Maybe we can gain time.
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« Reply #1034 on: April 01, 2017, 10:07:30 am »

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