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NUKE9.13

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #885 on: March 28, 2017, 02:53:44 pm »

Nah mate, we need the money now, not in however many years.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #886 on: March 28, 2017, 02:55:01 pm »

Nah mate, we need the money now, not in however many years.

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Stockpiling it doesn't mean it disappears. If things look bad, we can always sell off whatever we have in the stockpile. If we don't stockpile, then we can't even potentially get a long term benefit.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #887 on: March 28, 2017, 02:57:32 pm »

You order to stockpile the copper for resumption of trade with Calvendocians, whenever it might happen.

Then the Kashite messenger enters the throne room.

"Greetings, Duke of Tven. I'm here to propose a closement of ties between Tven and Kashite, and therefore we wonder if you would be interested in buying some of our fabled mercenary forces? Our peoples traveling through your country know that you happen to fight often and fight hard. My lord, Shishanak, offers to provide a thousand of swordsmen and a unit of Sirka riders every two years, in exchange for a large amount of precious gems and other wealth."

A) "We can pay in pure gold if that is alright."
B) "We can pay in refined copper if your master is interested?"
C) "No thank you, we don't need mercenaries."
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #888 on: March 28, 2017, 03:03:06 pm »

Hmm, Wealth for Military... Sounds like a good deal!


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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #889 on: March 28, 2017, 03:04:13 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #890 on: March 28, 2017, 03:05:54 pm »

Hmm. Well, we do always need more soldiers, and closer ties with the Kashites can't hurt. And hey, we have all this copper just lying around.
Note that this does mean our income is probably going to be negative this year- we really really can't afford any frivolous spending.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #891 on: March 28, 2017, 03:10:44 pm »

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close one trade deal, open another. The gold mine pays for the settlement project. We should break even right?

Next year when the gold goes the other way is when we have to worry.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #892 on: March 28, 2017, 03:11:55 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #893 on: March 28, 2017, 03:36:05 pm »

You offer copper for the mercenaries.

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"Feh! You offer such a weak and cheap metal for the precious lives of our soldiers? If feel insulted, and if not the orders of King Shishanak, I would leave at once!"

A) "Then go away, we won't have any deals done!"
B) "Apologies - how about payments in gold, then?"
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #894 on: March 28, 2017, 03:50:48 pm »

What's wrong with copper? People pay good money for copper. You could sell that copper and buy yourself some gems. Do the Kashites not understand trade?
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We don't have a reliable source of gold. We can't exactly only pay them once every two years. So, no deal, unfortunately.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #895 on: March 28, 2017, 03:52:08 pm »

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« Reply #896 on: March 28, 2017, 03:54:27 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #897 on: March 28, 2017, 03:54:42 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #898 on: March 28, 2017, 03:57:28 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #899 on: March 28, 2017, 04:08:47 pm »

You decline to further negotiate with the Kashite, and the diplomat leaves your throne room.

967 AD, Autumn

A curious report came from the northwest of the Duchy - which isn't that far from the capital - about the mountains. People report low rumbling and rocky avalances coming down for no reason, and few claim they saw puffs of red thick smoke rise from the mountainslopes. You decide to...

A) Send a part of the Army to investigate.
B) Ignore these strange phenomena.
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