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NUKE9.13

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #870 on: March 28, 2017, 01:22:13 pm »

She was a damn fine wife, but we can't really afford a grand funeral, and no one is going to complain if we don't hold one... probably.

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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #871 on: March 28, 2017, 01:26:14 pm »

Come now, your wife suddenly dying is what the emergency budget was meant for.

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« Reply #872 on: March 28, 2017, 01:37:40 pm »

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Money is a bit of an issue right now.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #873 on: March 28, 2017, 02:09:43 pm »

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Let us wear the black cape of sorrow...
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #874 on: March 28, 2017, 02:10:38 pm »

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A damn fine funeral should attract many important people looking to provide a replacement for your wife. There is a chance the opportunities presented by such an occasion will outweigh the cost.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #875 on: March 28, 2017, 02:17:13 pm »

You shall have a funeral for her attended by your family and important courtiers. It is a tragedy that your subjects will mourn on their own anyways.

In coming weeks you receive letters of condolences from Queen of Lametania, your senior King Tinwulf II, and even one from the court of Ceodwells.

967 AD, Summer

One hot morning, your gate guards enter your throne room.

"My liege, there are envoys from Kashite and from Calvendocians, both saying they're here to conduct trade business with you."

A) "Bring the Kashite diplomat first!"
B) "Bring the Calvendocian envoy first!"
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #876 on: March 28, 2017, 02:22:13 pm »

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« Reply #877 on: March 28, 2017, 02:26:28 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #878 on: March 28, 2017, 02:27:54 pm »

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« Reply #879 on: March 28, 2017, 02:33:20 pm »

You decide to speak with Calvendocian envoy first.

"Greetings, Duke Estwalf, I bring perhaps unfortunate news. The Chanak Khanate and our peoples have descended into spiral of war once again, and therefore we're pushed to cancel any overly dangerous trade routes this year - and that includes the trade of luxuries for your quality copper. We hope to be able to reinstate the trade route once the Chanak can be persuaded to stop raiding our borderlands." As the diplomat leaves, the Advisor leans toward you.

"What shall we do about all the copper in the coming years, my liege?"

A) "We will sell it away, of course."
B) "Stockpile and reserve it for Calvendocians."
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #880 on: March 28, 2017, 02:39:09 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #881 on: March 28, 2017, 02:44:08 pm »

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« Reply #882 on: March 28, 2017, 02:44:22 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #883 on: March 28, 2017, 02:46:12 pm »

B, stockpiling is a good idea because the Kashites might be interested in it as well.
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« Reply #884 on: March 28, 2017, 02:46:44 pm »

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