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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM+: GAME OVER  (Read 113568 times)

10ebbor10

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2505 on: May 21, 2017, 05:07:38 am »

C

We tried to be friendly, so...
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2506 on: May 21, 2017, 05:58:19 am »

That little...

Cunt.

(I would of used a different word, but cunt has a C in it.)
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2507 on: May 21, 2017, 06:26:52 am »

You call the guards to imprison the foolish envoy! The diplomat is utterly flabbergasted when you order his imprisonment that he doesn't even struggle.

Then you declare to your courtiers that you had enough of Eón's rule; while his father was worthy of servitude, his son Eón only demands tribute and loyalty and gives little love in return. You call upon their loyalty to you and the Duchy to raise arms and fight for independence.

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"How dare you rise against our liege, Grand Duke!" Cries one of them. One another brandishes his sword.

"You want to bring ruin to the Duchy in vain attempt to fulfill your desires!" Another steps forward.

"Not that we're not already ruined! You waited till plague kill our people! Truly, you're not a good ruler - indeed, you're old, senile and way past your times!" Others shout after him.

You need to quickly decide upon your next move!

A) Attempt to bribe them with autonomy.
B) Attempt to bribe them with money.
C) Attempt to convince them again.
D) Release the envoy and abdicate.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2508 on: May 21, 2017, 06:42:49 am »

A, the power of feudalism compels you!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2509 on: May 21, 2017, 06:45:13 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2510 on: May 21, 2017, 08:24:20 am »

wha
why
why
we are not ready for revolt
*why would you guys do this*
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2511 on: May 21, 2017, 08:27:14 am »

NOT A because it'll backfire in the future

NOT B because if we wage war we need money to placate our people and we need war suplies

C. If it doesn't work then it's D
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2512 on: May 21, 2017, 08:27:36 am »

NOT A because it'll backfire in the future

NOT B because if we wage war we need money to placate our people and we need war suplies

C. If it doesn't work then it's D
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2513 on: May 21, 2017, 08:32:31 am »

wha
why
why
we are not ready for revolt
*why would you guys do this*

We didn't want to. But we had no other choice.

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You're hereby summoned to the capital of Dahnia, where you shall explain yourself before King Eón personally, and the charge laid against you is conspiracy with enemies of Dahnia.

Conspiracy against the crown is death penalty.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2514 on: May 21, 2017, 08:36:24 am »

That's why we were given the chance to explain
We'd have been able to try to convince him we did not do conspiracy
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2515 on: May 21, 2017, 09:01:12 am »

Or, we were invited to the capital so that we could be imprisoned and held hostage.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2516 on: May 21, 2017, 09:04:56 am »

I wonder if King Eon will use the opportunity to split off another duchy from Tven to make the administration more manageable, incorporating the Luthian Alliance's old territories into it to defuse border tensions with Ceodwell over their rivalries with us (and also to not have powerful vassals as well as make it very clear that any attack on them is going to be an attack on Dahnia as opposed to the loose sort of relationship Tven had with them in the past).
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2517 on: May 21, 2017, 09:14:42 am »

Or, we were invited to the capital so that we could be imprisoned and held hostage.
I'm of the heart that many more of us are more convinced of the prophecy and ANY IMPLICATION HENCEFORTH than I first thought. :P

I mean, we didn't roll a 1. We rolled a 2!
...That's a tiny bit better.
And we only had to face RUMORS and ALLEGATIONS and FIRE BREATHING LIZARDS.

So yeah.

We just sealed a coffin with this nail ._.

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I am just so glad we can't go 'it's just a joke'.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2518 on: May 21, 2017, 11:17:45 am »

We Really should have seen this sort of shit happening when our current boss spotted we'd missed ONE Haul of treasure that our previous boss Probably gave us off for being So helpful. . .
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2519 on: May 21, 2017, 11:18:25 am »

C.
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