It's yo' boi with another cheesy build!
Name: The Ultimate Tank
HP: 1
Armor: 5
Speed: 3
Strength: 16
Dexterity: 1
Endurance: 1
Magic: 18
Speed: 10
Skills:
Chainsaw: 16
Steel: 16
Starting Cash (before going on shopping spree): (156 x 300) + 2000 = $48,200 (!!!)
Expenses: 1000 + 500 + 100 + 14,500 + 25,600 + 6,400 = $48,100
Remaining Cash: $100
Inventory:
Chainsaw (1000)
Bulletproof Vest (500)
Flashlight (100)
Backpack x29 (14,500)
Premium Magic Pack x64 (25,600)
Pistol x65 (6,400)
Pistol Ammo x650 (free with pistols, stacked into one item)
Prepare the following spells, if I get them (spoiler alert: I will (unless I'm incredibly unlucky)):
Spell Loadout: Guard x3 (just in case a crit-fail DOESN'T destroy all of my bullets or something), Ricochet x3
Upon entering the dungeon, immediately drop 61 (I'll keep 4 pistols in reserve, just in case) of my pistols on the ground to clear up some inventory space. Don my bulletproof vest. Cast Ricochet 3 times to give myself more bullets. Cast Guard (repeat it multiple times if necessary) on one of my remaining pistols to effectively give myself 650 extra health, plus however many bullets Ricochet created. Go look for things to smash with my chainsaw.I suspect that this build will get wrecked when it crit-fails a Guard or Ricochet roll and destroys all of its bullets or something, but it'll be cool while it lasts/until it's nerfed/until I'm corrected and it turns out that this build never worked in the first place.
Oh, and bonus points: I think that the Guard spell persists between floors, meaning that I can prepare Ricochet 6 times per floor instead of one, and thus regen 6x or so the "HP".