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Re: AmeriPol thread
« Reply #43740 on: February 04, 2021, 07:12:16 am »
You think it's cool to win until you realise it means you get sent to Thermopylae.
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Re: AmeriPol thread
« Reply #43741 on: February 04, 2021, 01:44:36 pm »
Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 04, 2021, 07:12:16 am
You think it's cool to win until you realise it means you get sent to Thermopylae.
Only instead of fighting the might of Xerxes you have to wipe out hordes of Amazon workers demanding things like the right to be human

Take from them, EVERYTHING
Leave them, NOTHING
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Re: AmeriPol thread
« Reply #43742 on: February 04, 2021, 02:08:57 pm »
Well Bezos is stepping out of Amazon to do other soulless Bezos things elsewhere
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Re: AmeriPol thread
« Reply #43743 on: February 04, 2021, 02:30:40 pm »
Eh... he's stepping down from CEO. Still going to be executive something or other, iirc. So not actually stepping out.
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« Reply #43744 on: February 04, 2021, 02:39:27 pm »
He's been out of sorts since Elon Musk made him poor.
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Re: AmeriPol thread
« Reply #43745 on: February 04, 2021, 03:17:59 pm »
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Re: AmeriPol thread
« Reply #43746 on: February 04, 2021, 04:23:19 pm »
Quote from: bloop_bleep on February 04, 2021, 02:39:27 pm
He's been out of sorts since Elon Musk made him poor.

I wonder if Amazon sells the world's smallest violin.
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« Reply #43747 on: February 04, 2021, 04:59:19 pm »
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Joe Biden's going to get us enough vaccine to vaccinate 300 Americans.
Can't wait for the USA battle royale for the last 300 vaccines

I should've put the timestamp a few seconds earlier. He said 600 million vaccines to vaccinate 300 people. Each person needs 2 million doses.
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« Reply #43748 on: February 04, 2021, 05:00:51 pm »
Some pharma rep: "Yes, guv'nor, you did order 600 million doses, but that's what we delivered. A dose just happens to be a microliter."
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Re: AmeriPol thread
« Reply #43749 on: February 04, 2021, 05:39:25 pm »
Coffveve?!?
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Re: AmeriPol thread
« Reply #43750 on: February 04, 2021, 05:50:45 pm »
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Re: AmeriPol thread
« Reply #43751 on: February 04, 2021, 06:04:48 pm »
Activate the cofvevirus
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Re: AmeriPol thread
« Reply #43752 on: February 04, 2021, 06:05:32 pm »
Send in the Hamberdler.
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« Reply #43753 on: February 04, 2021, 06:15:17 pm »
Quote from: Bumber on February 04, 2021, 04:59:19 pm
I should've put the timestamp a few seconds earlier. He said 600 million vaccines to vaccinate 300 people. Each person needs 2 million doses.
[Insert random big pharmacy conspiracy theory here]
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Re: AmeriPol thread
« Reply #43754 on: February 04, 2021, 06:22:30 pm »
Quote from: TamerVirus on February 04, 2021, 06:15:17 pm
Quote from: Bumber on February 04, 2021, 04:59:19 pm
I should've put the timestamp a few seconds earlier. He said 600 million vaccines to vaccinate 300 people. Each person needs 2 million doses.
[Insert random big pharmacy conspiracy theory here]

Quote from: martinuzz on January 26, 2021, 06:53:35 am
Well that's the thing... The EU and Pfizer had agreed that you can get 5 doses from 1 tube, and so the EU countries will pay 5 doses per tube.  But later it was discovered that you could use a special syringe to get 6 doses from the 5 dose tube.  And now Pfizer is charging 6, breaking earlier agreement.
Sweden says it won't pay another dime until the EU renegotiates with Pfizer.

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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

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