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[Ironfang]

Oh for the giant statue, I suggest starting with the head above ground. Then you can work your way down by encasing the stone in the oils of shared industry.

(If you do a statue of Marx, have his beard be farmland)

Farmland beards are always good ideas.
I've heard that dwarves work best when they have edible mushrooms growing straight from their beards to their mouths.

Ok. statue of Urist McMarx will be built. XD

Make it so the beard will be used to produce soap for the rest of the statue. The oil producing crops can be grown in the mighty beard. Then his mighty beard will be the source of his power.

The mighty soap face of Urist McMarx shall denounce the lye of free enterprise!
Up with the lye of shared ownership!

I was planning on using kittens and puppies.

Hey! That's my thing!
Do not steal from others, that's what capitalism does.

[speciesunkn0wn]

Oh for the giant statue, I suggest starting with the head above ground. Then you can work your way down by encasing the stone in the oils of shared industry.

(If you do a statue of Marx, have his beard be farmland)

Farmland beards are always good ideas.
I've heard that dwarves work best when they have edible mushrooms growing straight from their beards to their mouths.

Ok. statue of Urist McMarx will be built. XD

Make it so the beard will be used to produce soap for the rest of the statue. The oil producing crops can be grown in the mighty beard. Then his mighty beard will be the source of his power.

The mighty soap face of Urist McMarx shall denounce the lye of free enterprise!
Up with the lye of shared ownership!

I was planning on using kittens and puppies.

Hey! That's my thing!
Do not steal from others, that's what capitalism does.

It's not stealing comrade, it's borrowing! I can make you the ONLY butcher if you'd like.

Also! Ending post shall happen soon. But I'm gonna be lazy and not do it in journal style. NOW WITH MORE !!+ARMOK VISION+!!

[speciesunkn0wn]

CRAAAAAAAP. I just realized I forgot to take screenies of all the named dorfs! And I've already retired it! I can go into the legends mode and look them up if anyone wants that?

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^This is why I wanted that pit alllll the way around the map. So no damn treehuggers soil our halls with their filthy presence.



The fateful siege to end all sieges!

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Not really. There's very few compared to some of the sieges other peeps talk about.

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Wow. Talk about anti-climactic. We lost like, 5 to their every one but two. (Well, two we didn't kill. One of them got their ass handed to them by a chinchilla person they were chasing around, the other is somewhere on the mountain.)

Ending Wealth

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Ending Population

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Ending Deaths

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Ending Military Might

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Special commendation to Erin Quill and Red Dragon for surviving in the most dangerous position! Especially Erin Quill for making it to Elite.

And now the Armok Vision.

Front Gate

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Dodge-Me-Trap

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Sadly never used. I hope to remedy that in the next fort.

The site of the last battle.

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The incomplete wall that allowed the Gobbos in in the first place.

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Well, It was a fun run and by far my most popular thing. XD I hope that my dwarves will freaking dig deeper next time. >> That REAAAAALLY ticked me off. Right before it ended we even discovered a cavern because they bothered digging that two extra z-levels, but then they proceeded to loaf around and not do jack shit for a while at that level when I was telling them to block the damn thing off. So they still weren't doing much.

Most dangerous thing to our dwarves this game: Lack of water.

[Glass]

Encore, encore!

[Ironfang]

So the wall fell and the western ideas and rule goblins got in. The night's sky has lost a star, and another world burns in the sweltering grip of the bourgeois. We comrades were to blame for this end, for being lazy capitalist pigs who dared not strike the earth.

But will we learn from our mistakes and see other possibilities?



Ahaha! What are we? Capitalists? Ahaha!

It is the time for the new order to come! Rise up proletariat masses! Rise up truth speakers! Take vengeance on the bourgeois for their plundering the fruits of our hard labor! Break their bones with the hammer of industry! Then wield the sickle to butcher them like the lazy dogs they are! Take all the fat cats and render them into the toil of industry first hand! We will cleanse them! Reduce them to base status! They will know how to truly be part of something greater! 





(In response to the soap issue, I just happen to be working on a dog soap based mega-project, which thusly made me think of soap statue. It's taken me a long time to build due to high population and 2 rivers. The specifying of dog soap was threatening, but it is practical. Unless the evil biome happens to be resurrecting, then we might have to use the the oily beard thing.)

[speciesunkn0wn]

So the wall fell and the western ideas and rule goblins got in. The night's sky has lost a star, and another world burns in the sweltering grip of the bourgeois. We comrades were to blame for this end, for being lazy capitalist pigs who dared not strike the earth.

But will we learn from our mistakes and see other possibilities?



Ahaha! What are we? Capitalists? Ahaha!

It is the time for the new order to come! Rise up proletariat masses! Rise up truth speakers! Take vengeance on the bourgeois for their plundering the fruits of our hard labor! Break their bones with the hammer of industry! Then wield the sickle to butcher them like the lazy dogs they are! Take all the fat cats and render them into the toil of industry first hand! We will cleanse them! Reduce them to base status! They will know how to truly be part of something greater! 





(In response to the soap issue, I just happen to be working on a dog soap based mega-project, which thusly made me think of soap statue. It's taken me a long time to build due to high population and 2 rivers. The specifying of dog soap was threatening, but it is practical. Unless the evil biome happens to be resurrecting, then we might have to use the the oily beard thing.)

What comes next is the Armokian Socialists. And I hope only Terrifying Evil Biomes are reanimating...

[speciesunkn0wn]

Ok. Before I make the next fort; THE NEXT 6 PEOPLE TO ASK TO BE DORFED OR DORFED A SECOND TIME SHALL BE PART OF THE STARTING SEVEN. If your dwarf hasn't died yet, you can wait to see if they show up in a migrant wave or you can have a second dorfing.

[Sanctume]

Dorf me your axe dwarf!

[speciesunkn0wn]

Dorf me your axe dwarf!

Is a hammerdwarf alright? We're going into an evil biome so I'd rather not have to deal with reanimated limbs...

[Glass]

I'd like to be dorfed as the blacksmith, please.

Or, y'know, the trader.

[speciesunkn0wn]

I'd like to be dorfed as the blacksmith, please.

Or, y'know, the trader.

Lol, Erin Quill still lives. Want to be dorfed as 'Glass'?

[Glass]

I'd like to be dorfed as the blacksmith, please.

Or, y'know, the trader.

Lol, Erin Quill still lives. Want to be dorfed as 'Glass'?

Jack Frost, actually.
I've kinda got a list of names that I use for my fictional parallels.

[Ironfang]

I wish to be dorfed as "Ferrous Builder".

"Builder? Builder?"

"Anyone? Anyone?"

[Sanctume]

Dorf me your axe dwarf!

Is a hammerdwarf alright? We're going into an evil biome so I'd rather not have to deal with reanimated limbs...

sounds good. fear the undead weasel head

[speciesunkn0wn]

Dorf me your axe dwarf!

Is a hammerdwarf alright? We're going into an evil biome so I'd rather not have to deal with reanimated limbs...

sounds good. fear the undead weasel head

That is exactly why I'm going with all smashy weapons. And maybe spears for dealing with FBs quickly.