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[speciesunkn0wn]

I say we do the tech demo of Sonic unleashed, then move to a much colder climate.

Cold climate must include volcano, for maximum Fun.

I had a fort like that once. It was a tundra island with a volcano. You lose potato farming in exchange of just drinking blue berry wine.

Well, I'm going to use the same world. I've embarked on the only volcano in the land.

Yup. Maybe I should make a bunker for all the named dwarves (minus Delerdorf) to lock away during the carnage so we can get them migrating to a new fort...

[Ironfang]

I say we do the tech demo of Sonic unleashed, then move to a much colder climate.

Cold climate must include volcano, for maximum Fun.

I had a fort like that once. It was a tundra island with a volcano. You lose potato farming in exchange of just drinking blue berry wine.

Well, I'm going to use the same world. I've embarked on the only volcano in the land.

Yup. Maybe I should make a bunker for all the named dwarves (minus Delerdorf) to lock away during the carnage so we can get them migrating to a new fort...

Brilliant! I say we build a pyramid to safely place them and hope they don't die before the curse of the werehog is let loose.

[Glass]

I say we do the tech demo of Sonic unleashed, then move to a much colder climate.

Cold climate must include volcano, for maximum Fun.

I had a fort like that once. It was a tundra island with a volcano. You lose potato farming in exchange of just drinking blue berry wine.

Well, I'm going to use the same world. I've embarked on the only volcano in the land.

Yup. Maybe I should make a bunker for all the named dwarves (minus Delerdorf) to lock away during the carnage so we can get them migrating to a new fort...

Brilliant! I say we build a pyramid to safely place them and hope they don't die before the curse of the werehog is let loose.

Or we could maybe make them all werehogs?

[speciesunkn0wn]

I say we do the tech demo of Sonic unleashed, then move to a much colder climate.

Cold climate must include volcano, for maximum Fun.

I had a fort like that once. It was a tundra island with a volcano. You lose potato farming in exchange of just drinking blue berry wine.

Well, I'm going to use the same world. I've embarked on the only volcano in the land.

Yup. Maybe I should make a bunker for all the named dwarves (minus Delerdorf) to lock away during the carnage so we can get them migrating to a new fort...

Brilliant! I say we build a pyramid to safely place them and hope they don't die before the curse of the werehog is let loose.

Or we could maybe make them all werehogs?

Big maybe there. I'd prefer not having werehogs migrating into the next fortress.

[Glass]

But just imagine! An entire fortress of werehogs!

Night of the communist werehogs!

[Ironfang]

But just imagine! An entire fortress of werehogs!

Night of the communist werehogs!

Now I can't help but think of that as a bad Sonic Fanfic.

We must now turn all our dorfed selves into Sonic OC's.

I call becoming Ironic the Werehog.

[speciesunkn0wn]

But just imagine! An entire fortress of werehogs!

Night of the communist werehogs!

Now I can't help but think of that as a bad Sonic Fanfic.

We must now turn all our dorfed selves into Sonic OC's.

I call becoming Ironic the Werehog.

Fiiiiiine. I'll let him out at the beginning of the siege. No guarantee that everyone will survive though. And I'll absolutely be using the DF cheating thing to see which migrants are infected so I can lock them in a room until I get pretty tombs open and warnings placed all over.

[Glass]

But just imagine! An entire fortress of werehogs!

Night of the communist werehogs!

Now I can't help but think of that as a bad Sonic Fanfic.

We must now turn all our dorfed selves into Sonic OC's.

I call becoming Ironic the Werehog.

Aurum the Werehog!

[speciesunkn0wn]

But just imagine! An entire fortress of werehogs!

Night of the communist werehogs!

Now I can't help but think of that as a bad Sonic Fanfic.

We must now turn all our dorfed selves into Sonic OC's.

I call becoming Ironic the Werehog.

Aurum the Werehog!

I am not making a fortress based off Sonic OCs.

I can give a rough idea of my next fortress here, OR we can wait until the current one is over before I do that. But I thought you lovely lot might want to have some input.

[Glass]

Yes, I put ability is always a good thing.

[Ironfang]

Yes, I put ability is always a good thing.

Ability? Freedom?
Take your useless bourgeois ideas and take them to the gulag for your re-education filthy traitor!

Back to important matters, I say the goals you will use to stamp out the backwater mistakes of the upper classes. State the plan and orders for us to follow unquestionably!

[Glass]

Yes, I put ability is always a good thing.

Ability? Freedom?
Take your useless bourgeois ideas and take them to the gulag for your re-education filthy traitor!

Back to important matters, I say the goals you will use to stamp out the backwater mistakes of the upper classes. State the plan and orders for us to follow unquestionably!

Autocorrect is a terrible thing. I meant input, but now that you called me out on that, I can't go back and edit it out of existence. You fool!
Also: please no gulag.
Um, plan, orders, unquestiableness and stuff... Uhhhh....
Aquire a dragon! And then aquire more dragons!
Make an army of dragons!

[Ironfang]

Yes, I put ability is always a good thing.

Ability? Freedom?
Take your useless bourgeois ideas and take them to the gulag for your re-education filthy traitor!

Back to important matters, I say the goals you will use to stamp out the backwater mistakes of the upper classes. State the plan and orders for us to follow unquestionably!

Autocorrect is a terrible thing. I meant input, but now that you called me out on that, I can't go back and edit it out of existence. You fool!
Also: please no gulag.
Um, plan, orders, unquestiableness and stuff... Uhhhh....
Aquire a dragon! And then aquire more dragons!
Make an army of dragons!

Auto Carrot is simply a sign of your lazy bourgeois nature, but I digress.
I support the creation of a Red dragon Army.

[Glass]

Yes, I put ability is always a good thing.

Ability? Freedom?
Take your useless bourgeois ideas and take them to the gulag for your re-education filthy traitor!

Back to important matters, I say the goals you will use to stamp out the backwater mistakes of the upper classes. State the plan and orders for us to follow unquestionably!

Autocorrect is a terrible thing. I meant input, but now that you called me out on that, I can't go back and edit it out of existence. You fool!
Also: please no gulag.
Um, plan, orders, unquestiableness and stuff... Uhhhh....
Aquire a dragon! And then aquire more dragons!
Make an army of dragons!

Auto Carrot is simply a sign of your lazy bourgeois nature, but I digress.
I support the creation of a Red dragon Army.

I support equal opportunity for all dragons who show loyalty! Including skeletal blue dragons (you can tell which ones they are because of the elongated third rib).

[speciesunkn0wn]

Alright. So I was planning on embarking in an evil biome with the Armokian Socialists. We shall murder anyone who worships a god of blight because they're the reason such an accursed place exists. We shall also have much glorious stuff, made out of as much red material or bone as possible. Because blood for the blood god, skulls for the skull throne.

Red Dragon Army (RDA) is a possibility. But I have no idea if there are any dragons around except for cave dragons. In the event there are none, we can always try for something else. Like a crundle army. Because they're red, we can stick a ton of them in cages, we can stick those in mine-carts, and then we can shoot them at our enemies.

Also, anyone who worships a god of death or war will be placed in charge of a military squad.

I want ideas for a megaproject once the fortress is secure.

Also, is it only the terrifying biomes that make the dead come back, or is it all savagery? I really don't want to have to deal with living dead things...