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[Asin]

(((You bet.)))

1:Yes indeed

Stulu: Impressive. Very impressive. You said something earlier about a dwarf marrying an elf? Hope he's not a woodcutter, or she'll beat his ass.

1:That's why theyve got tough heads no?

Stulu: Haha, true!

[Jerry The Hellbound]

An 3:elf bursts in, wearing noblelike clothing
3: You murderer, I've been tracking you for so long and now this is where you decide to...
1:*sips loudly with an annoyed expression*
3:You dare ignore me?! *reaches for his shoulder* I'll have you execu-
1:  *puts his cup down, unsheathes a slender quivering pale metal sword and with inhuman speed cuts the elf's legs off in one fell swoop* For Blood's grace you son of an elf would you shut up?! Can't you see I'm trying to drink in peace while having a good time?!
3:*the elf moans loudly in pain*
1:shut up for a second, *puts boot on elf's throat*
   Hey Stulu...
2*Nor is nonchalant of the situation and keeps drinking his wine*

[Asin]

Stulu: Yes?

[Jerry The Hellbound]

1:Could Ongoing make a roast out of those 16 trunks over there?
3:*muffled moans of pain*
1:*still having his boot on his throat*
   Settle down you, you come here and disturb my moment of peace.
   Nor, pass me your hammer.
2:*passes the hammer*

[Asin]

1:Could Ongoing make a roast out of those 16 trunks over there?
3:*muffled moans of pain*
1:*still having his boot on his throat*
   Settle down you, you come here and disturb my moment of peace.
   Nor, pass me your hammer.
2:*passes the hammer*

Stulu: Ongong! Get those trunks and make them into roasts!

((Like elephant trunks?))

[Jerry The Hellbound]

1:Thank you. Now. Back to it!
   *smashes the Elf's head in with the dense pale metal hammer. turning into a pile of gore!!!*
   *sigh* sorry about the mess. :-/
   *passes the hammer back*
((Yes, i read the entire thread before posting my first so i know what has happened))

[Asin]

1:Thank you. Now. Back to it!
   *smashes the Elf's head in with the dense pale metal hammer. turning into a pile of gore!!!*
   *sigh* sorry about the mess. :-/
   *passes the hammer back*
((Yes, i read the entire thread before posting my first so i know what has happened))

Stulu: Eh, don't worry about it.

[Jerry The Hellbound]

1:Thank you. Now. Back to it!
   *smashes the Elf's head in with the dense pale metal hammer. turning into a pile of gore!!!*
   *sigh* sorry about the mess. :-/
   *passes the hammer back*
((Yes, i read the entire thread before posting my first so i know what has happened))

Stulu: Eh, don't worry about it.

1:Ill have Nor take care of it.
   Nor. take the body and throw it out into the woods. Let the fool give back to the things he loves so much.

((Regardless of that Negan reference, Also got myself email notifications for this thread because its fun))

2:*Nor hauls the elf's body and legs outside and in a little while comes back*
1:Done?
2:Yes sir Atic.
1:Good. Here's another sunberry *tosses the sunberry at him*
2:*Devours it*