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Author Topic: Stulu's Odds and Ends (DF Goblin Black Market Shop)  (Read 10125 times)

Asin

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Stulu's Odds and Ends (DF Goblin Black Market Shop)
« on: December 16, 2016, 01:33:23 pm »
Greetings, the name's Stulu Maliceage.
I decided to run a nice little secret shop selling whatever I could nab from the catacombs here in this abandoned building in Bravedawn, a human town.

Oh, and for any thieves...

ONGONG! Come here!

(A very muscular troll walks in)

...You'll meet this guy.

So... Any customers?

Oh, and if you need any gossip or rumors...
I'm your guy.

(Think of Stulu as the evil counterpart to Asin:
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=160785.0)

(More info on the world "Stulu's Odds and Ends" and "Asin's Trinket Emporium" take place in:
Current date: 17th of Moonstone

Year: 416

Appearance of Stulu: A goblin with slate gray skin, a short head, a narrow chin, a long and slightly hooked nose, and splayed out ears. His hair is dark scarlet, very long and slightly greasy. His red eyes are slightly wide-set.

Shop: A small shop capable of holding about 18 people at once, in front of the counter. Everything seems to be either on a shelf or behind the counter. There is a door behind the counter which leads to Stulu's room. Ongong has a room nearby. The entire shop is dimly lit and it is made from a mish-mash of various woods. It is in an abandoned building.

Major events:
Second Elf-Dwarven War: Self-explanatory.
Goblin Clash: A war between the two biggest goblin civs over territory. Stulu came to Bravedawn to avoid the war alongside his older brother, Ugas. Ugas opened a tavern exclusive to refugees from his civ, the Wraith of Murder.
« Last Edit: December 24, 2016, 05:05:13 pm by Asin »
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Re: Stulu's Odds and Ends (Goblin Black Market Shop)
« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2016, 01:38:23 pm »
"How much gold for Ongong? 10000? Cus i'll take him!"
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Re: Stulu's Odds and Ends (Goblin Black Market Shop)
« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2016, 01:44:30 pm »
Ongong ain't for sale. He's my bodyguard and thief killer.
So, leave him alone. Anything else you want? I got this *steel pick*.
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Re: Stulu's Odds and Ends (Goblin Black Market Shop)
« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2016, 01:50:01 pm »
"100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 gold for Ongong?"
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Quote from: LordPorkins on January 03, 2019, 06:32:37 pm
“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”

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Re: Stulu's Odds and Ends (Goblin Black Market Shop)
« Reply #4 on: December 16, 2016, 02:01:09 pm »
I don't think you got that money. Also, still not for sale.
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Re: Stulu's Odds and Ends (Goblin Black Market Shop)
« Reply #5 on: December 16, 2016, 02:11:44 pm »
"I am an alchemist. I have shit tons of gold, so I guess i'll buy whatever you have instead. Actually, do you happen to have a scroll for the spell 'Make Adamantium Golem'?"
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Quote from: LordPorkins on January 03, 2019, 06:32:37 pm
“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”

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Re: Stulu's Odds and Ends (Goblin Black Market Shop)
« Reply #6 on: December 16, 2016, 02:38:54 pm »
Hang on... Here's one. Stole it off of some dead guy. That'll be 20 silver.
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Re: Stulu's Odds and Ends (Goblin Black Market Shop)
« Reply #7 on: December 16, 2016, 02:49:00 pm »
"Silver? SILVER?! For an alchemist that's like 1000 pounds of normal people gold! I will only give 15 silver." ((Looks like it's haggleing time!))
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Quote from: LordPorkins on January 03, 2019, 06:32:37 pm
“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”

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Re: Stulu's Odds and Ends (Goblin Black Market Shop)
« Reply #8 on: December 16, 2016, 03:12:19 pm »
If you pay 20 silver, I'll throw in this (shows off a -lead mace-) Pretty sure you could make it into gold.
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Re: Stulu's Odds and Ends (Goblin Black Market Shop)
« Reply #9 on: December 16, 2016, 03:26:09 pm »
"Hmmm, 2 lead maces and it's a deal!"
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Quote from: LordPorkins on January 03, 2019, 06:32:37 pm
“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”

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Re: Stulu's Odds and Ends (Goblin Black Market Shop)
« Reply #10 on: December 16, 2016, 03:27:41 pm »
Deal! (Gives the 2 lead maces and the scroll)
So... You want any info about what's going on 'round these parts?
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Re: Stulu's Odds and Ends (Goblin Black Market Shop)
« Reply #11 on: December 16, 2016, 03:29:57 pm »
"Sure, I've been busy working for a while now, what's goin on 'round these parts?"
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Quote from: LordPorkins on January 03, 2019, 06:32:37 pm
“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”

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Re: Stulu's Odds and Ends (Goblin Black Market Shop)
« Reply #12 on: December 16, 2016, 03:33:50 pm »
There's been talk of an assassination of the lord here, Atek Winterwood. They say his own hearthpeople are gonna kill him!
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Re: Stulu's Odds and Ends (Goblin Black Market Shop)
« Reply #13 on: December 16, 2016, 03:34:29 pm »
"I need a kidney. Don't ask why." *puts pressure on side of body to stop from bleeding to death*
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Re: Stulu's Odds and Ends (Goblin Black Market Shop)
« Reply #14 on: December 16, 2016, 03:36:16 pm »
Will a dwarf kidney do? 5 copper for it. The hell happened?
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