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Author Topic: ROLL TO BOOZE-UP: LOST IN THE DRUNK DIMENSION (6/6)  (Read 11631 times)

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ROLL TO BOOZE-UP: LOST IN THE DRUNK DIMENSION (6/6)
« on: November 06, 2016, 05:30:05 am »

Roll to Booze-Up: Lost in the Drunk Dimension

You wake up on a cold, hard and very unloving concrete floor. As you tentatively break through the sticky crust holding your eyelids together, it becomes apparent that someone is standing above you talking to you. Now if only they'd shut down the oil-drilling equipment in your head for a while, you might be able to hear them.

"You ever gotten so drunk you wake up in an unfamiliar room next to a total stranger with a murderous hangover only to find out that you're in a foreign country? Well you have now and there's no going back, fuckers. Welcome to the drunk dimension!"

The figure gives out a high-pitched giggle and runs out of the room.

Slowly, groggily, you stand up and begin to take in your surroundings and one another. The room you are in has four doors, and is entirely unremarkable except for a large metal box in the middle. It is labelled, "Instant Hangover cures and Comprehensive Guides to the Drunk Dimension: Please Take One".

In it are a great many pink umbrellas and several hundred copies of an eighteenth century pornographic novel. Drunk dimension. Right.

Objective gained: find hangover cure.

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« Last Edit: November 21, 2016, 10:42:08 am by NJW2000 »
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Re: ROLL TO BOOZE-UP: LOST IN THE DRUNK DIMENSION (0/6)
« Reply #1 on: November 06, 2016, 06:01:55 am »

This thread is for drunk posting right?

Name: Tony Abott
Description:  Bastard love child of a clergyman and Australian aristocracy. He is a priggish punk with a mean swagger.
Drunken element: Legislation with a specialization in constitutional monarchy and liberal marriage laws.
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Re: ROLL TO BOOZE-UP: LOST IN THE DRUNK DIMENSION (0/6)
« Reply #2 on: November 06, 2016, 06:48:54 am »

PTD. (post to drink)
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Re: ROLL TO BOOZE-UP: LOST IN THE DRUNK DIMENSION (0/6)
« Reply #3 on: November 06, 2016, 07:35:43 am »

Name: Zhao Zheng

Description: you ever wanted to rule the Empire of Qin forever so badly that you ate a shitload of questionable pills on the advice of your court physician? Zheng has, and let him tell you, the hangover is fucking awful. And now he's got to find his way back before his shitty ministers fuck everything up. And maybe get his imperial robe washed on the way.

Drunken Element: Mercury
« Last Edit: November 06, 2016, 07:38:34 am by Harry Baldman »
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Re: ROLL TO BOOZE-UP: LOST IN THE DRUNK DIMENSION (0/6)
« Reply #4 on: November 06, 2016, 08:43:02 am »

Name: Allen Aries Amberg

Description: Allen is normal man with a normal life and a tendency to make bad decisions. After trying to drink all the booze of a bar he expected to wake up in the hospital (or don't wake up at all) but this drunk dimension doesn't looks that bad.

Drunken Element: Pillows.
« Last Edit: November 06, 2016, 04:38:07 pm by ziizo »
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Re: ROLL TO BOOZE-UP: LOST IN THE DRUNK DIMENSION (0/6)
« Reply #5 on: November 06, 2016, 10:21:01 am »

Name:Jerry the Puuuur-fect

Description: Ever wondered if a cat could get drunk? Well here you have it, Jerry was the prince of the Cat kingdom of Puuria, in the Cat dimension. He had a brother, who didn't like him very much, so he poisoned Jerry's cat food with Booze. However, Jerry seems to of survived, and now he wants to explore his new 'kingdom'. (Basically his goal is to make this new place his kingdom, he is a cat after all). He looks like a... well he looks like a cat.

Drunken element: Boxes.
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Re: ROLL TO BOOZE-UP: LOST IN THE DRUNK DIMENSION (0/6)
« Reply #6 on: November 06, 2016, 10:28:31 am »

Name: Shelly Ton
Description: Shelly Ton is a skeleton with the belief that it is actually a perfectly normal human person. How it can drunk is anyone's guess.
Drunken element: Delusions.
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(1) You start forward with determination and certainty. You carry this determination with you right into the gaping crater that opens under your feet. You fall into a pit. The sounds of combat above dim, along with the light from the suns. In the quiet below, you hear some other noises instead.

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Re: ROLL TO BOOZE-UP: LOST IN THE DRUNK DIMENSION (0/6)
« Reply #7 on: November 06, 2016, 10:46:00 am »

Name: PROMOETHEUS THE DESTROYER

Description: An enraged 8 ft tall amoeba-lookin' thing with some eyeballs floating in it. Hails from the booze nebula G34.3, where everybody's plastered.

Drunken Element: Mitosis
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Re: ROLL TO BOOZE-UP: LOST IN THE DRUNK DIMENSION (0/6)
« Reply #8 on: November 06, 2016, 11:40:06 am »

Turn 1

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Your throats feel like sandpaper, your eyes are too large for their sockets, and anyone who doesn't have any of those just feels like crap. Better snap to it and find a hangover cure!


There are doors leading out of this room labelled with each of the four cardinal directions. Well, three cardinal directions, actually, they did West twice.

And then there's the crate full of umbrellas and erotic novels in the centre of the room.

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Re: ROLL TO BOOZE-UP: LOST IN THE DRUNK DIMENSION (6/6)
« Reply #9 on: November 06, 2016, 12:02:56 pm »

*This place is intresting, but why did he have to poison my food?* Jerry wonders
He goes through the north door
(Also, everything in *s are Jerry's thoughts, not what he's saying.)

Edit: Also, I have a question, how does the drunk element work? Does it mean, for example, Jerry could summon boxes?
« Last Edit: November 06, 2016, 02:13:37 pm by TankKit »
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“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”

Spoken like a true god TankKit.

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Re: ROLL TO BOOZE-UP: LOST IN THE DRUNK DIMENSION (6/6)
« Reply #10 on: November 06, 2016, 12:43:01 pm »

"Ugh, man what did I DO last night? Geez, even my eyes hur- wait a second, this isn't my room!"

Head into the east door.
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(1) You start forward with determination and certainty. You carry this determination with you right into the gaping crater that opens under your feet. You fall into a pit. The sounds of combat above dim, along with the light from the suns. In the quiet below, you hear some other noises instead.

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Re: ROLL TO BOOZE-UP: LOST IN THE DRUNK DIMENSION (6/6)
« Reply #11 on: November 06, 2016, 12:45:34 pm »

PTW.
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Re: ROLL TO BOOZE-UP: LOST IN THE DRUNK DIMENSION (6/6)
« Reply #12 on: November 06, 2016, 01:20:18 pm »

Retrieve an erotic novel from the bin. See if I can manipulate the pages with a pseudopod.
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« Reply #13 on: November 06, 2016, 01:48:55 pm »

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Re: ROLL TO BOOZE-UP: LOST IN THE DRUNK DIMENSION (6/6)
« Reply #14 on: November 06, 2016, 01:58:02 pm »

Pick up an erotic novel and a umbrella then follow the cat, they tend to know the best places to nap
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