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[steel jackal]

Reminds me of the old needs more cowbell joke. Now I just see one dwarf standing there in the tavern asking for more triangle with walkens voice when the dwarven band plays.

"Easy you guys, I put my pants on just like you, one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on, I make gold records."

good sir, i put my pants on two legs at a time, then i make gold chainmail suits.

easy way to put two legs on at a time: step #1: sit down. step #2: lift both legs up. step #3: pull pants over both legs at the same time.

How fitting that your avatar is Lucario. One of few Pokemon with the decency to wear pants. Although, I'd have expected him to put on his pants with telekinesis instead.

lucarios dont use telekinesis, they control aura, which is completely different and was once believed to be a real thing, the pseudoscience of thaumaturgy (that is, the study of aura) got rather close to the ideas of atoms, molecules, and even the soul.
but yeah basically all the anthro fighting types wear some sort of clothing

[King Kitteh]

lucarios dont use telekinesis, they control aura, which is completely different and was once believed to be a real thing, the pseudoscience of thaumaturgy (that is, the study of aura) got rather close to the ideas of atoms, molecules, and even the soul.
but yeah basically all the anthro fighting types wear some sort of clothing

Oh right, I never really read far into the lore of Pokemon. Although I'm pretty sure Telekinesis is indeed a thing in it. Guess Lucario is just too hipster for it.

He can still put on pants without using his hands though, right? In the end, that's all that matters.

[steel jackal]

lucarios dont use telekinesis, they control aura, which is completely different and was once believed to be a real thing, the pseudoscience of thaumaturgy (that is, the study of aura) got rather close to the ideas of atoms, molecules, and even the soul.
but yeah basically all the anthro fighting types wear some sort of clothing

Oh right, I never really read far into the lore of Pokemon. Although I'm pretty sure Telekinesis is indeed a thing in it. Guess Lucario is just too hipster for it.

He can still put on pants without using his hands though, right? In the end, that's all that matters.

well theres a move called telekinesis and lucario cant learn it.
as for not needing to use its hands, i dont think that would be possible unless they used clothespins to hold them open and then jumped into it

[Infinityforce]

yep yep. Lucario is definitely cool as shit.
Lucario should ride dwarves into battle.

[steel jackal]

yep yep. Lucario is definitely cool as shit.
Lucario should ride dwarves into battle.

yeah, back when i was a kid lucario and the mystery of mew was my first experience with pokemon, since then i have always thought they were the most amazing thing ever.

[Roofless]

Maybe this triangle emits that one note that makes everyone immediately shit their pants. So it's less like a musical instrument and more like riot suppression gear for taverns.

[Dunamisdeos]

Well this escalated quickly.

[Dozebôm Lolumzalìs]

You mean like this?

[GhostDwemer]

You mean like this?

Hehe, I haven't read SCP in years. Now I'm going to be up all night reading new entries. Definitely some of my favorite artifacts!

[Dunamisdeos]

once your fortress collapses to something drastic, recover that as a high master percussion player and be the shittiest greatest bard on earth

Legend of the Bard with the Stone Triangle
He was high master percussionist
He practiced on a pot
He wandered ruins far and deep
In search of the legendary dacite koshmot

He searched the ruined fortress's foundation
He found many corpses dwarven
In search of the dacite koshmot
But in that location was no longer stored there

He died finding it, and played it once
But the Stone Triangle'd make you weep
It's glory was everlasting menace
With spikes of wool from sheep

Can I post this in the mead hall thread :[]

[Infinityforce]

Sure :p