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[Dunamisdeos]

I bet you thought I meant shape.

[Killgoth]

This is the sort of little quirk that makes Dwarf Fortress both ridiculous and awesome. 

[Dunamisdeos]

This is the sort of little quirk that makes Dwarf Fortress both ridiculous and awesome.

Or just ridiculously awesome

[Infinityforce]

I really do worry wonder about those dwarves...*sigh*
The things that come out of their tiny, dwarven heads....
But in other ways it's cool. spikes of wool? Yes please. Always. I want my grave to menace with spikes of wool.

[Calidovi]

once your fortress collapses to something drastic, recover that as a high master percussion player and be the shittiest greatest bard on earth

[Infinityforce]

once your fortress collapses to something drastic, recover that as a high master percussion player and be the shittiest greatest bard on earth

Legend of the Bard with the Stone Triangle
He was high master percussionist
He practiced on a pot
He wandered ruins far and deep
In search of the legendary dacite koshmot

He searched the ruined fortress's foundation
He found many corpses dwarven
In search of the dacite koshmot
But in that location was no longer stored there

He died finding it, and played it once
But the Stone Triangle'd make you weep
It's glory was everlasting menace
With spikes of wool from sheep

[Immortal-D]

once your fortress collapses to something drastic, recover that as a high master percussion player and be the shittiest greatest bard on earth

Legend of the Bard with the Stone Triangle
He was high master percussionist
He practiced on a pot
He wandered ruins far and deep
In search of the legendary dacite koshmot

He searched the ruined fortress's foundation
He found many corpses dwarven
In search of the dacite koshmot
But in that location was no longer stored there

He died finding it, and played it once
But the Stone Triangle'd make you weep
It's glory was everlasting menace
With spikes of wool from sheep

I love you.

[Findulidas]

Reminds me of the old needs more cowbell joke. Now I just see one dwarf standing there in the tavern asking for more triangle with walkens voice when the dwarven band plays.

[PatrikLundell]

I really do worry wonder about those dwarves...*sigh*
The things that come out of their tiny, dwarven heads....
But in other ways it's cool. spikes of wool? Yes please. Always. I want my grave to menace with spikes of wool.

Shouldn't be too hard to get spikes of wool. Just use the thing a lot in dirty places and be religious about keeping it away from water and alcohol (at least pure alcohol: a sufficient sugar content might help the spikification process along)...

[GhostDwemer]

Reminds me of the old needs more cowbell joke. Now I just see one dwarf standing there in the tavern asking for more triangle with walkens voice when the dwarven band plays.

Same here!  "Easy you guys, I put my pants on just like you, one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on, I make gold records."
...
"I got a fever! And the only prescription is more kashmot!"

[Infinityforce]

Lol, the triangle is made from fucken' stone and wool. Dwarves are crazy geniuses!

[King Kitteh]

"Needs more stone triangle"

Is this the birth of a new meme?

[Dozebôm Lolumzalìs]

once your fortress collapses to something drastic, recover that as a high master percussion player and be the shittiest greatest bard on earth

Legend of the Bard with the Stone Triangle
He was high master percussionist
He practiced on a pot
He wandered ruins far and deep
In search of the legendary dacite koshmot

He searched the ruined fortress's foundation
He found many corpses dwarven
In search of the dacite koshmot
But in that location was no longer stored there

He died finding it, and played it once
But the Stone Triangle'd make you weep
It's glory was everlasting menace
With spikes of wool from sheep

One of us!

"Needs more stone triangle"

Is this the birth of a new meme?

About as much as Hoopy the Hoop was. You can't make a meme, they just happen. Calling it ruins the chances, like telling somebody your birthday wish before it happens.

...wait a second, damn it, that means wishes are unfalsifiable. Why can't science be easy?

[steel jackal]

Reminds me of the old needs more cowbell joke. Now I just see one dwarf standing there in the tavern asking for more triangle with walkens voice when the dwarven band plays.

"Easy you guys, I put my pants on just like you, one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on, I make gold records."

good sir, i put my pants on two legs at a time, then i make gold chainmail suits.

easy way to put two legs on at a time: step #1: sit down. step #2: lift both legs up. step #3: pull pants over both legs at the same time.

[King Kitteh]

Reminds me of the old needs more cowbell joke. Now I just see one dwarf standing there in the tavern asking for more triangle with walkens voice when the dwarven band plays.

"Easy you guys, I put my pants on just like you, one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on, I make gold records."

good sir, i put my pants on two legs at a time, then i make gold chainmail suits.

easy way to put two legs on at a time: step #1: sit down. step #2: lift both legs up. step #3: pull pants over both legs at the same time.

How fitting that your avatar is Lucario. One of few Pokemon with the decency to wear pants. Although, I'd have expected him to put on his pants with telekinesis instead.