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Re: The Pillared Garden: Banjaxed On The Big Water
« Reply #90 on: October 08, 2016, 05:00:57 pm »

((You know, I can't remember if you actually stated it at any one point, but what sort of shape are we? Like, is my character just an oversized spider, or some kind of humanoid with spider propreties, or what? I'm kind of curious because you wrote both "fingers" and "back legs", and I can't really form a coherent mental image.))
I kind of imagine just a humanoid spider; upright, three sets of arms, one set of legs. I would assume we have fingers because otherwise we wouldn't be able to use guns.
Perhaps a spider shape, but with spiderish hands at the ends of each of the limbs?

This of course means barnacle people have hundreds of retractable fingers all over their bodies.
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Re: The Pillared Garden: Banjaxed On The Big Water
« Reply #91 on: October 09, 2016, 01:04:07 pm »

Bert is starting to get a little creeped out by the attention he's getting from the frogs. He makes sure to keep playing along though.

So, uh, what's the plan for when they figure out that we're not going to have sex with them? Notwithstanding Eccentrica of course.

You ask this question of your comrades as you continue to buddy up to your guardian frog, and you find that Eccentrica is rather busy, Waffels is rather passed out, Heehoo is rather sullen as two frogs fight over him on the side of the capsule and the good doctor is rather busy following your example and sitting down politely along with her very own frog, and so your question is left hanging as this half-assed rescue operation gets properly underway.

[Mind: 5+1]

You're pretty sure you are gonna need to give these Frog People something for their trouble at the end of this, though, and you're pretty sure you're not gonna like what that something might be.

Feign interest in the fine gentlefrog while I follow him onto the ship.

He seems gladdened at the fact that you decide not to resist and come along without much objection, and very much flattered at even the most superficial interest you manage to muster. You get to rest your feet upon Waffels as you sit down, the frog casting an eye about suspiciously at the companions of the other frogs on board and, satisfied nobody's reaching for you, looks irritably at the happenings on the capsule.

This is fine, Waffles thinks. Laying there on the deck with two arms over his eyes to block out the sun and the other four sprawled out, he feels like things might not be so bad after all.

Enjoy the sun, let it warm my exhausted exoskeleton a bit and regain some strength.

It feels nice to be in a different place than that goddamn capsule, that's for sure. You rest and relax, unmindful of the happenings on the other capsule while you rest...



[Luck: 11]

The two remaining friendless frogs fight it out over Heehoo, one of them claiming the shiny guy as a prize while Waffels' protector climbs out of the hatch, shrugging with pockets full of jangling objects before slamming the hatch shut and croaking to the others. Hostages and capsule claimed, the frogs file back onto the boat and start a-paddling shipward, the messy strand of silk holding barely and inconsistently as you head along, to the point where occasionally a few of the frogs get into the water and push it along for a bit when it seems overly unstable.

You all get an excellent view of the proper death of a whale as it is subdued with a hundred harpoons and then slowly hauled on deck, where dozens of frogs swarm over it, cutting gashes into it and pulling out interesting-looking nodes, the deck abuzz with their loud voices as they sing and shout instructions to their fellows, apparent officer and crewman alike. Of course, the dynamic changes somewhat when the boat arrives closer and the ship's crew get a closer look at you, gathering at the edge to observe you, rope ladders coming down to take you aboard. And the capsule, naturally.

You are brought up as objects of interest, and displayed as such, your valiant rescuers reporting your recovery to the largest of all the Frog People present, and definitely the visibly oldest, his milky white eyes bulging out of his head far more than those of the others as he mutters low croaks to himself upon one of his mates (the largest of your rescuers) seemingly explaining the situation to him.

[Luck: 6]

He seems altogether less than interested in all of you, and makes a sweeping declaration you do not at all understand as he points at you, then heads over to the capsule. Five of his larger crew follow him as they gather to deliberate how to split the loot from that, most of their more important-looking subordinates gathering as they watch the head frogs examine it and come to some kind of equitable agreement.

That of course leaves you in the capable hands of the far less civilized deck crew, who come over curiously to poke at you and croak among themselves as you react to their prodding.

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Re: The Pillared Garden: Banjaxed On The Big Water
« Reply #92 on: October 09, 2016, 01:43:17 pm »

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//Whoops

There were only a couple problems with their current situation. One: The captain was old and more difficult to interest. Two: there wasn't going to be an easy way to get her clothes back on. Well, not privately. Still, there was also the more interesting option...

Attempt to get the big, strong, virile, handsome frogman to help me put my clothes back on, surely he wants to see the spangles properly in motion...
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Re: The Pillared Garden: Banjaxed On The Big Water
« Reply #93 on: October 09, 2016, 04:00:26 pm »

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See if we can get some food from the frogs.
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Re: The Pillared Garden: Banjaxed On The Big Water
« Reply #94 on: October 10, 2016, 01:23:54 pm »

((Ack, sorry about that.))

Allright. Keep it together Waffels. You've got this.

Let the frogs gaze and prod as much as they like. Try to understand some of what they're saying with my new found knowledge of Gweh's and Kwahs.

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« Reply #95 on: October 10, 2016, 02:11:53 pm »

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Ignore the prodding frogs, unless they get too handsy, or they try to steal anything.
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Re: The Pillared Garden: Banjaxed On The Big Water
« Reply #96 on: October 11, 2016, 05:40:38 am »

There were only a couple problems with their current situation. One: The captain was old and more difficult to interest. Two: there wasn't going to be an easy way to get her clothes back on. Well, not privately. Still, there was also the more interesting option...

Attempt to get the big, strong, virile, handsome frogman to help me put my clothes back on, surely he wants to see the spangles properly in motion...

[Finesse: 9+2]

You ignore the deck crew and tiptoe over to where the senior officers are considering the capsule, and tap your large friend on the shoulder. He looks back irritably, then back toward the capsule, eager to not miss a thing being unintelligibly discussed. Not content to be ignored, you wiggle up to him, and he does his best to ignore you for a good half minute with an impassive expression before the frog captain pauses for a moment, looking at you gyrating against his third mate. A silence descends as the others also look in your direction, and finally your virile protector looks at you as well, his face very noticeably drawn.

He escorts you a fair distance out of sight, followed by good-natured froggy chuckling from the officers and crew, and looks rather exasperated as he ponders what you could possibly want from him, and you waste no time in beginning to seductively put your outfit back together, letting it hug your curves as the third mate watches. He gets the idea quickly enough, and his large hands set to work in helping you get to the inaccessible spots, eyes following the tearaway design and multitudinous spangles with obvious fascination. As he does up the last bit of it in the very back and you find yourself fully clothed once more, he steps back, examining you for a long moment. It's not lust that he looks at you with, you don't think. More an aesthetic fascination, and now a strange admiration as well, having had a bit of time to get himself acquainted with every well-sculpted part of your exquisite form.

A small passing frog grabs his attention before he can get properly lost in thought, though, and for its interruption it is seemingly given the task to keep an eye on you, being apparently the equivalent of a ship's boy, the large frogman giving you a nod and an awkward mumble before heading back on deck. The small servant-frog stares at you with the characteristic bulging eyes you've come to expect, seemingly wondering if you're capable of giving him any orders or if he's to improvise.

Item Renewed For Use: Incredibly Seductive Spangly Tearaway Outfit!
Retainer Gained: Ship's Boy

See if we can get some food from the frogs.

[Mind: 7+1]

You wiggle your chelicerae at the frogs and point your pedipalps at them as best you can in a "needs food badly" kind of gesture. Some of them hop back a little as you lean toward them, some laugh, some start pushing their comrades toward you, and this lasts for a good couple of minutes before one of them starts to fish around in a nearby barrel for stuff to throw at you, coming up with a strange purple spiky thing that's either an exotic fruit or some kind of sea urchin and throws it at you. You catch it out of the air, its needles pricking your arms a little unpleasantly, but much to your delight it does seem to be some kind of meaty thing, so you go ahead and sink your fangs into it, shooting venom into it and letting it slowly liquefy as you begin to suck out the already mostly-liquid contents, the frogs watching completely captivated as the feeding habits of the common Spider Person are laid bare before them.

The thing doesn't exactly taste fresh, and more than a little fishy, but being near the very limit of starvation you take what you can get and take it with utmost delight - as you toss the spiky shell overboard after being done with it, the crew are more than eager to throw you another one, this time lime green and strangely hairy - it squeaks gently as you envenom it, but resists very little otherwise. You see the Frog People elbow each other to get in front to see and cheer as you go through another one, and then three more, each of an increasingly strange color and consistency, but they get the job done, and you feel the blissful sensation of fullness set in as the Frog People keep the urchins coming.

Wound Nullified: Starvation

Allright. Keep it together Waffels. You've got this.

Let the frogs gaze and prod as much as they like. Try to understand some of what they're saying with my new found knowledge of Gweh's and Kwahs.

[Mind: 3-1]

You stare glassy-eyed at the frogs as you concentrate on what they're saying. To be honest, you have no idea. But you do manage to say gwaagh, and they say gwaagh to you right back in a more questioning kind of way, you think, and then you say kweh, and one of them says twah and everyone starts laughing when you say twah back. A couple others start saying kwowawoa, and you go along with them and say it right back as best as your spidery mouthparts can manage. They seem to enjoy that a lot!

So you sit there a while, learning a whole lot of very funny words in increasingly elaborate variations from the nice frogmen. You're pleasantly surprised they have such an appreciation for linguistics!

Gained a funny understanding of Basic Frog Phrases!

Ignore the prodding frogs, unless they get too handsy, or they try to steal anything.

You stand between Waffels and Bert as the former chatters with the Frog People and the latter engages in the venerable zoo tradition of participating in feeding time, and look around thoughtfully. You see the officers and senior crew get a good chuckle out of Eccentrica distracting her large friend away from the capsule, the Frog People gathered waiting for 30 seconds at best before resuming the split of the loot without him.

[Body: 2+2]

You are suddenly hit in the head by a sky blue sea urchin of some kind, the needles slipping into your rather soft exoskeleton as your head stiffens at the sudden perforation, the thing narrowly missing your eyes. The Frog Person who threw it tilts his head, then starts to laugh at the amusing sight as he watches you gently check it with your pedipalp and wince. This part of the deck seems to have turned into quite a show indeed.

You look at Heehoo, still sitting at the edge of the deck, still very much inexplicably sullen as he turns to shine a little light in your eyes experimentally. You feel your face rapidly start to become numb, spreading from the bits where the urchin's still stabbed into.

Gained Wound: Urchined
Gained Colorful Sea Urchin (attached to head)
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Re: The Pillared Garden: Banjaxed On The Big Water
« Reply #97 on: October 11, 2016, 07:29:38 am »

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Oh shit, are you ok??

Help Doctor Carnifarex get the urchin out of his head
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Re: The Pillared Garden: Banjaxed On The Big Water
« Reply #98 on: October 11, 2016, 01:12:01 pm »

Hungry, weakened and not exactly sure what he's been saying these past few minutes, Waffles does the only thing he can think of. He dances the dance of his people.

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Dance an interpretive spider dance, fueled by my feelings of weakness and hunger.

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« Reply #99 on: October 11, 2016, 04:25:05 pm »

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((So does my helmet not cover the part of my head where the urchin hit? What does it actually cover?))
Accept Bert's medical help, and try to complain to my froggy admirer about the urchin-throwing scoundrel.
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Re: The Pillared Garden: Banjaxed On The Big Water
« Reply #100 on: October 12, 2016, 12:12:02 am »

((So does my helmet not cover the part of my head where the urchin hit? What does it actually cover?))

It hit you in the face, essentially. The metal helmet actually does something else.
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Re: The Pillared Garden: Banjaxed On The Big Water
« Reply #101 on: October 12, 2016, 08:30:04 am »

Well, this was absolutely perfect. Minimal lust, but with appreciation for art. A few dances, a bit of luck, and the entire crew could be negotiated ashore with minimal effort. Of course, she still very much needed to take care of herself.

Pantomime eating to my retainer, try to get some food for myself.
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« Reply #102 on: October 12, 2016, 11:48:25 am »

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Oh shit, are you ok??

Help Doctor Carnifarex get the urchin out of his head

[Mind: 6+1]

She does seem okay! Sort of, anyway, as you go over and start to delicately remove the urchin from her face, trying your damnedest to not break any of its spiny needles while pulling it out. This is mostly successful on your part. Well, there's still a bit of needle in there, you guess, and maybe a little there, but you really don't have a set of tweezers to address those. Still, you've now got a slightly ruined sea urchin in your hand, and the good doctor looks a bit less displeased.

Gained Colorful Sea Urchin

Hungry, weakened and not exactly sure what he's been saying these past few minutes, Waffles does the only thing he can think of. He dances the dance of his people.

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Dance an interpretive spider dance, fueled by my feelings of weakness and hunger.

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[Finesse: 5+1]

The dance of your people is an awkward one indeed, but as the other two grow progressively tiresome you invariably find yourself the recipient of the stares of all the other Frog People, and consequently also a steady stream of sea urchins flying your way, perhaps as a reward for your antics, perhaps as a way to motivate you to dance and weave a little faster.

[Body: 2]

You catch most of the urchins - quite a number with your arms, but more than a few with your face in the vein of the good doctor as you are soon overwhelmed by the sailors clamoring to throw shit at you in the hopes of eliciting more of a reaction, the spikes of the creatures burying themselves into your body as you struggle under your armful of urchins and fall on your back. This obviously provokes another fit of amusement from the Frog People as they watch you there on the deck, buried in a pile of urchins.

Acquired Wound: Multitudinously Urchined
Acquired Item: Armful of Colorful Sea Urchins

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((So does my helmet not cover the part of my head where the urchin hit? What does it actually cover?))
Accept Bert's medical help, and try to complain to my froggy admirer about the urchin-throwing scoundrel.

Bert tries, bless his soul, and you're slightly less irritated, your face loosens a little and the only needles still left in are ones you're probably going to need a set of specialized tools to extract and a good deal of rubbing alcohol to disinfect. That done, you go over to where the less amused frogs are still looking at the capsule and tug on the arm of who you're fairly sure is the Frog Person who took charge of you.

[Mind: 10+1]

As he turns around irritably and you point him toward the needles in your face, he seems vaguely alarmed in an "oh man, that's gotta hurt" kind of way. Looking a bit sympathetic at your plight, he shouts to one of the crewfrogs further along the deck unintelligibly, and after an exchange of what you can only assume is a series of mutual insults a set of what look like pliers come flying over, and the frog leans in toward your face and carefully twists the needles as he pulls them out. Your face still feels numb, mind you, but at least the spread of it seems to have slowed down.

Of course, after that's done the Frog Person looks over your shoulder and notices Waffels buried under a goddamn pile of urchins, at which point he sucks air through his toothless mouth in sympathy, looking at you for a second before handing you the set of frog-calibrated pliers, assuming that you've got the method down if you're in the mood to help your buddy there as well.

Wound Nullified: Urchined


Well, this was absolutely perfect. Minimal lust, but with appreciation for art. A few dances, a bit of luck, and the entire crew could be negotiated ashore with minimal effort. Of course, she still very much needed to take care of herself.

Pantomime eating to my retainer, try to get some food for myself.

Oh, he understands that rather perfectly, even if your mouth is a little more nontraditional than what he's used to, and he skips along the upper decks, you following in his wake as he leads you to what looks like a very respectably sized mess hall, guiding you over to a barrel of what seem to be large pickled insect parts of varying shapes and sizes, the very largest being quite distressingly about three fingers wide and almost the length of a forearm. Seems like edible stuff, though, at least to the ship's boy, so you dig in. A bit meatier than the food you're used to, but you can't say you're at all disappointed at not needing to go hungry any longer.

Wound Nullified: Starvation



It is at roughly this point that the crew, the novelty of the offworlders slowly wearing off and the matter of the capsule being decisively settled by the captain, start to quickly return to their regular business - mostly the business of working on the massive whale on deck, pulling out strange-looking nodes at times, and carving perplexing, ritualistic gashes into its surface every now and then. You continue being a curiosity on deck as the ship begins to turn toward the north, where the coast awaits. You're not sure how long it would take to get there, but until that point you seem to have relatively free run of the ship, provided you don't mind being poked every now and then or pelted with an urchin (unsurprisingly, they think this extremely funny for some time yet).

So the question is, what do you do over the following week or so on ship?

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Re: The Pillared Garden: Banjaxed On The Big Water
« Reply #103 on: October 12, 2016, 11:57:17 am »

Waffels lays there, weak, starving and buried under a pile of urchins.

"Wherg.", he croaks. "I may need some help here"
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Re: The Pillared Garden: Banjaxed On The Big Water
« Reply #104 on: October 12, 2016, 12:00:23 pm »

Waffels lays there, weak, starving and buried under a pile of urchins.

"Wherg.", he croaks. "I may need some help here"

Do bear in mind we're in timeskip mode now. Plot your turn across a week or so.
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