Go turncoat, sell out my fellow villagers for a chance to survive.
Do this.
Open a portal that connects the center of the town to an easily accessible (for the attacking army) location to provemy loyalty.
[4] You manage to open the portal, but it does not stay open long enough to let more than 5 people through, including yourself.
-1 Town
+1 Enemies
Charge towards the enemy. Start killing them with my bared hands
[2] You charge towards the enemy and kill one of them with your bared hands. You are now directly on their front line, being stared down by several enemy soldiers who are eager to run you through.
-1 enemies
So, if the enemy are all in front of the town...
Just step up onto a rooftop, yell "It's hiiiiiigh nooooon", and unleash my peacekeeper.
[4]
"It's hiiiiiiigh noooooon" You unleash your barrage of death upon the enemy. Unfortunately, your gun only has six bullets in it.
-6 enemies
So, if the enemy are all in front of the town...
Just step up onto a rooftop, yell "It's hiiiiiigh nooooon", and unleash my peacekeeper.
Steal his play of the game by shutting him down with a well placed sniper shot.
[2] While lining up the shot, someone bumps into you, making you miss.
Start managing the trading between the enemies and town trading.
[2] You are unable to negotiate a cease-fire in order to conduct trade
Call in Allies! Eagles, Wolves, Nosferatu, Hank Hill.
[1] ouch. tough break. The eagles are shot down, the wolves are off hunting, and the almighty Hank Hill is off selling propane and propane accessories. The one ally that does come is Nosferatu, but he drains you of blood and leaves.
-1 town
RESPAWN?Call in Allies! Eagles, Wolves, Nosferatu, Hank Hill.
Sell propane and propane accessories.
[2] No one wants to buy your propane or propane accessories in a time of war.
Hold on a minute...
Try and figure out just why this big ol' army is attacking our tiny village in the first place.
Why? What are they hoping to gain? Why go to all this trouble? If I still can't work it out, walk out under a flag of truce and ask them.
Suplex the snot out of anyone who attacks me under a flag of parley, the dishonourable bastards.
[6] For the life of you, you can't figure out
why these people are attacking you. You march out under a flag of truce in order to properly ask them their thought process on this. On the way a soldier tries to run up and skewer you with his bayonet. You skillfully drop the flag, knock his rifle out of his hand, and perform a perfect suplex, leaving him completely devoid of snot and killing him. This, however ends the truce you were trying to enact, and you are forced back into the town.
-1 enemies
ascend to godhood and kill the enemy!
[2] You attempt to ascend to godhood, but all you manage is to transform into some sort of energy being. You're not quite sure what to do now.
-10 Town for autonomous death toll
Town: 1,222
Enemies: 5,964
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