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[S34N1C]

You are all residents in a small village that is currently under siege. The local militia was unable to mount a proper defense by themselves, so they have enlisted everyone capable of fighting. However, even with the added numbers, you're still greatly outnumbered.

How will you defend your home?

Villagers: 1,250
Attackers: 6,000

The enemy will kill 10 town members a turn

[Coolrune206]

Rally the population into digging a trench!

What technology level are we talking about right now. Based on the "militia", I'm assuming early-late colonial period?

[Yoink]

Hit the village gym and pump some serious iron. Ye olde steroides optional.

[S34N1C]

What technology level are we talking about right now. Based on the "militia", I'm assuming early-late colonial period?

Pretty much yeah, but things like MG's and mortars exist  as well. I'm pretty open on this front.

Also magic is allowed, so feel free to do pretty much anything within reason

[Yottawhat]

Go turncoat, sell out my fellow villagers for a chance to survive.

[helmacon]

Rig the front half of the village with explosives. Fall back after light engagements to the halfway point, and when thier forces are inside the village, blow it the fuck up.

[Dustan Hache]

IT LIVE!
Join the enemy team, summon trogdor, and burninate the peasants!

[Imic]

Convince our local apothacery to get off his lazy arse and throw a potoin of fire or whatever at the enemy.

[Pencil_Art]

Remember how great of a wizard I am, despite being a peasant, and cast some serious defensive magics.

[ziizo]

Set in fire the enemies supplies

[S34N1C]

Rally the population into digging a trench!

[6] You successfully rally the town members to dig the trench! Unfortunately, some of the town members dig too deep and destabilize their section of the trench
-5 town

Hit the village gym and pump some serious iron. Ye olde steroides optional.

[3] You decide that you should bulk up before joining the defense, but decide that steroids are overkill. You gain some muscle mass

Go turncoat, sell out my fellow villagers for a chance to survive.

[6] You betray your friends, family, and general acquaintances for a chance to survive. This display of disloyalty inspires some of the enemy do do the same however.
+5 town
-5 enemies

Rig the front half of the village with explosives. Fall back after light engagements to the halfway point, and when thier forces are inside the village, blow it the fuck up.

[3] You manage to rig up your minefield, but most of the enemy see's you do this.
-5 enemies

IT LIVE!
Join the enemy team, summon trogdor, and burninate the peasants!

[2] You join the enemy team, but fail to summon trogdor
+1 enemies

Convince our local apothacery to get off his lazy arse and throw a potoin of fire or whatever at the enemy.

[5] He gets off his lazy arse and throw's a potion of fire at the enemy
-10 enemies

Remember how great of a wizard I am, despite being a peasant, and cast some serious defensive magics.

[6] You cast some Serious defensive magics. These magics require a sacrifice however. . .
-5 town
-10 enemies

Set in fire the enemies supplies

[1] You attempt to set the enemies of fire, but set yourself ablaze instead on accident
-1 town. RESPAWN?

-10 town for autonomous death toll.

Town: 1,234
Enemies: 5,971

[ATHATH]

Go turncoat, sell out my fellow villagers for a chance to survive.

Do this.

Open a portal that connects the center of the town to an easily accessible (for the attacking army) location to provemy loyalty.

[S34N1C]

Forgot to add the automatic death toll. Fixed

[ziizo]

Charge towards the enemy. Start killing them with my bared hands

[Coolrune206]

So, if the enemy are all in front of the town...

Just step up onto a rooftop, yell "It's hiiiiiigh nooooon", and unleash my peacekeeper.