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[Ozarck]

Battle 2: Round 15 part B

Platoon 8

Shooting the last worm:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Platoon 8
Designation: KH007
Unit type: Werewolf
Health: fine
Status: alive
Inventory: Gun, medic bag, Helmet,gum.
Character points Hates bugs, first aid, Mutilate corpse

Go and RIP AND TEAR anything that gets in my way as I go kill the worm

anything? oh goody. let me roll for something getting in your way. (4) aww. you tear a boulder beetle to shreds and launch yourself with a Wraaaawwwwwwwr! up onto the worm.
(3) you to 1/3 damage to the worm, clawing through it's skin like butter and yanking out bits inside.

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Unit number: Jag005 [platoon 8] 'K'
Name: Shut up you sod. No one asked. No one cares.
Inventory: gun, military backpack, Gum, 2 sidearms, big knife (stuck in worm right now)
status: serious wound 1/3
prickled 2/5
Maimed: (left leg broken)
Maimed: (right leg shot to hell)
Maimed: (right arm broken)
Character point:
endurance: suffocation
character class: tunnel rat.
rank private

Clearly, Jags just arn't cut out for killing bugs. Brace my gun and fire it at the worm.

(1) how are you even alive anyway? you overload your gun and need to let it cool for a turn before using it again. Maybe this clone line is just defective. maybe. Well, considering the next guy, we'll ignore this for now.

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Platoon: 8
Designation: AIG001
Unit type: Grunt
Health: Maimed in the TORSO!
status:
Sunburned (Minor Wound?)
Stung by wasped till maimed
2/6 chance seizure, triggers 1/6 chance death.

inventory: gun, helmet, backpack, gum.

character points:

takes a beating, and gives it right back.

Kills:
13 support bug kills
teamed up to kill +6 bugs

character traits:

Puny Convulsions. Puny Maiming. They won't stop a servant of the emperor!

Use myself as bait. Convulse and writhe about as enticingly as possible so that the worm eats me. DO IT FOR GLORY!

Also fire my weapon randomly at the universe in VALIANT DEFIANCE.

(4) hah. you stopped convulsing. Lucky. (4) and look at that, you've enticed the worm to come eat you. it will swallow you at teh start of next round, if it doesn't die first. (2) the universe is unimpressed with your gunplay.

My god. You guys are taking for-ev-er to kill that worm.
I'm starting to question if waiting is worth the cool cyborg body I'll get.

he ded. patience my friend

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Platoon: 8
Designation: Bo004
Unit type: grunt
Health: Healthy.
Status: Ok.

Character points: What exactly is in these packs anyway?
Character traits: Wolfman

inventory: collapsible flyswatter, military; maker hooks (2); gun; helmet; backpack; gum.

Put that worm in a Lou Thesz press posthaste.

You're going to jump crotch first at the worm? Okay. (6) Hoooooooooooooooooookaaaaaaaaay.
Werewolf two does a flying somersault and dick slaps the worm, wrapping his massive thighs around a part of it's skin and punching and tearing deep into it's meaty innerbits. You do 1/3 damage and get another attack (4) which succeeds! You and the other werewolf finally tear the worm to shreds, and it dies! The crowd screams and chants "Lou, Lou, Lou.

Shooting bugs:

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Platoon 8
Designation: Mar002
Unit type: Grunt
Health: good
Status:  

inventory: gun, helmet, backpack, gum

Character Points:
Character Traits:

Rank: Private

Kills: 10
Death: 1
K/D ratio: 5.0

Death Log:
Mar001 died to being bitten in half after being healed.

(Talk about karma)

Enter the battlefield as the gunner on my air car and shoot the bug.

Finally, someone is using one of the top guns. sheesh. You'd think no one taught Platoon 6 how to point a topgun, you know?
(1) your fire is broad, noisy, and utterly ineffective. Looks like no one ever taught Platoon 8 how to point a topgun either.
At least you don't have to reload or anything.

Spoiler: HC003 (click to show/hide)

Platoon:8
Designation: HC003
Unit type: Grunt
Health: minor wound - zapped Serious wound - squished
Status: I'm fine
Inventory: gun (bayoneted), helmet, backpack, gum
Rank: Grunt

Gah! Damn guns! Get closer and hit them with my bayonet.

You scream, charge, stab, and kill (6) bugs. You pant and glare, snarling at the bits of bug guts on the end of your bayonet.

Healing and being healed(maybe):

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Platoon 8
Designation: Sn002
Unit type: Grunt
Health: Serious wound from support bugs
Status: Alive!

Inventory: Gun, Gum, Helmet, Military backpack, Goggles


Character points: (not) Darwin's finest; Just along for the Drag

Rank: Private

Call the medic again. Shoot bugs.

(3) the medic comes and applies some ointment to your wound. Mark it as [treated] (6) meanwhile you kill (1)+(1) bugs. Wow.

Platoon 8 death rolls
alright, the worm is dead. we have 5 bugs left and 2 werewolfs. Now, I am going to roll for each of the werewolves, for control, and I am then going to roll attacks for each of the bugs.
(4) (5) the werewolves retain control and neither lock together in a fight for dominance, nor turn on the rest of you and tear you to shreds. KH007's transformation is ending this round, and Bo004's will end next round Will also end, as this turn finishes things off.

only one of the bugs' attack lands, and it hits (5 on a d8) Bo004. It tears off one of your werewolf limbs in an attack that wold have killed any of the others.

Instructions for next round

Platoon 8:
I'm going to go ahead and auto those last five bugs, and have you guys go reinforce Platoon 6.
Waffles, pm me a class you want your cyborg to be, and I'll pm you the specifics, so you can post an action based on that, mkay?

[S34N1C]

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Platoon 8
Designation: Sn002
Unit type: Grunt
Health: Serious wound[treated]
Status: Alive!

Inventory: Gun, Gum, Helmet, Military backpack, Goggles


Character points: (not) Darwin's finest; Just along for the Drag

Rank: Private

Find a functional vehicle and drive to where Platoon 6 is.

[Aigre Excalibur]

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Platoon: 8
Designation: AIG001
Unit type: Grunt
Health: Maimed in the TORSO!
status:
IN THE BELLY OF A WORM
Sunburned (Minor Wound?)
Stung by wasped till maimed
2/6 chance seizure, triggers 1/6 chance death.

inventory: gun, helmet, backpack, gum.

character points:

takes a beating, and gives it right back.

Kills:
13 support bug kills
teamed up to kill +6 bugs

character traits

Give the worm a bad tummy ache. Shoot randomly until desired results are achieved. Failing which, just fart loudly, defiantly and malignantly.

[Egan_BW]

Spoiler: OcE005 (click to show/hide)

Platoon 6 GUNBANE
Squad fuck you I'm a flamer
Designation: OcE005
Unit type: Pyro
Health: Minor Wound x2
Status: None

Inventory: Flemwerfar, Flemsuit, Gas mask, 4 Smoke grenades, Hawt mag

Achievements: Mission complete: Antibrick takedown
Classes unlocked: grunt, heavy grunt, soldier, grenadier, point man, shooter, assault gunner, pyro
Character points: Honor, From Matilda
Character traits: None
Life kills: 5

Total kills: 16
Total deaths: 4
K/D ratio: 4 (!!!) [airhorn] [airhorn] [airhorn]

Rank: Private

"WOOP WOOP."
Action: https://youtu.be/WszFinmtEt0

[killerhellhound]

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Platoon 8
Designation: KH007
Unit type: Werewolf, heavy gunner
Health: fine
Status: alive
Inventory: Gun, medic bag, Helmet,gum.
Character points Hates bugs, first aid, Mutilate corpse

Go reinforce platoon 6 using the top guns of the jeeps as we get close

[Yottawhat]

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Platoon:6
Designation: Yo008
Unit type: Shooter
Health: Fine
Inventory:Big-Ass Gun, helmet, backpack, gum
Achievement: Mission: Anti-Brick weapon
Rank: Corporal

Grunt! Go ahead and charge into that artillery battery. Don't mind that weird noise, it's just the Other Guys^tm crying in fear! Yeah, that's it.

While the grunt goes ahead on his suicide run, stand far away and snipe any Other Guys^tm trying to flee.

[helmacon]

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Platoon:8
Designation: HC003
Unit type: Grunt
Health: minor wound - zapped Serious wound - squished
Status: I'm fine
Inventory: gun (bayoneted), helmet, backpack, gum
Rank: Grunt

The cavalry has arrived! Are we riding our airboats in as reinforcements? If so, be the gunner. Replace all enemy structures/personal with bullets from the top gun. (bullets are notoriously structurally unsound)

[Cahillguy]

Spoiler: Last Action (click to show/hide)

Move up to Floor Three, flailing my arms about and aiming my choppers at the enemies' necks.
(6) Hoo boy. You kill one of The Other Guys^TM at the top of the stairs, but he rises as a zombie as well, looking your way with dead malice in his dead eyes. (5) he attacks, but you dodge and chuck him down the stairs, ending his unlife as quickly as you ended his regular life.

Spoiler: Maiming of CAH002 (click to show/hide)

CAH002 is maimed again. normally this would kill him, but he's running on zomdrenaline, so he unlives another round.
One of The Other Guys^TM shoots my left knee, making the lower leg basically hang.

Spoiler: Zombie CAH002, Platoon 6 (click to show/hide)

Current Life:
Designation: CAH002
Unit type: Zombie
Health: Maimed (left arm broken, right arm mangled, left leg split); 'wounded' (stomach shot)
Status: Undead
Inventory: Helmet, backpack, gum.
Rank: Private

Overall Stats:
Kills: 5
Deaths: 2
Kill/Death Ratio: 2.5

Swing my arms wildly as I attempt to bite the necks of several enemies in the first room of Floor Three.

[ziizo]

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Zii007, platoon 6 "Gunbane"
Unit Type: Soldier
Inventory: gun, helmet, military backpack, body armor, military headset, grenade.
Status: seriously damaged, electrocuted.
Character Trait: None
Achievements: Friendly Fire: Victim

Drop grenade and run away, there is nothing useful here

[vishdafish]

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Platoon: 6, gunbane
Designation: Fish009 Luck
Unit type: Heavy grunt
Health: Maimed- lost left arm, minor wound, maimed- lost left leg
status: Bleeding (2/3)
inventory: Gum, backpack, gun, helmet, spear
Rank: corporal
Character points: Gun 'Em Down, everything is a weapon, symbol of bravery, heroic sacrifice

Kills: 3

Fish walks to the first floor, using his spear as a walking stick. He goes on the jeep and uses the topgun to fire at any Other Guys reinforcements. The medic continues to tend to him.

[MidnightJaguar]

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Unit number: Jag005 [platoon 8] 'K'
Name: Shut up you sod. No one asked. No one cares.
Inventory: gun,(overloaded) military backpack, Gum, 2 sidearms, big knife (stuck in worm right now)
status: serious wound 1/3
prickled 2/5
Maimed: (left leg broken)
Maimed: (right leg shot to hell)
Maimed: (right arm broken)
Character point:
endurance: suffocation
character class: tunnel rat.
rank private

um, get healed?

((I have no idea how this ones alive either he just never got a bleed out counter.))

[Zormod]

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Platoon 6
Designation:Zr007
Unit type: Assault Gunner
Health: Serious wound- Smoke inhalation.
Status: Suffocating(1/3)

Inventory: Big Gun. Helmet. Armor. Backpack. Gum.

Character Points: "Honor", "Follows Orders", "In the Shadow of Giants"
Character Traits: None

Rank: Corporal

Idly look for some Other Guys^tm to spray lead towards while Tigr004 gets through the fence.

[Chiefwaffles]

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Designation: CW004 'K'
Platoon: 6 (formally
Unit type: Cyborg Artillery
Health: 100% Fine
status: Cyborg limbs; otherwise healthy.
inventory: gun, helmet, 2x Integrated Laser Arms, 5x Large Ballistic Units, 3x Guided Missiles

character points: Chimera First Aid, "Eat me! Eeeeaaaat meeeee!" "Rig the bodies," "We'll craw that a draw"
character traits: nope
Unlocked classes: Grenadier, Artillery

rank: Private

Note to self: (Just so I can remember what I can do)
Artillery: Fires ballistic and guided long-range, high angle attacks. standard ballistic ammo is unlimited. Carries 5 large ballistic units, for attack against buildings nad transport, and 3 guided missiles, for long range, accurate shots. Generally will require a spotter on location, or otherwise able to transmit firing coordinates.

Cyborg: A standard laser is built into each arm, but must be deployed to activate, and cannot be deployed while the launchers are active.
You have 2 layers of armor, the ability to lift about 2 tons, or carry about 1 ton, and are capable of running about 20 mph, and leaping about fifty feet horizontally or twenty vertically. You have integrated communications equipment in your head, and multiple wavelength eyes - just select normal, infrared, UV, or lowlight.

Arrive through gates and jump my way onto a good vantage point preferably fairly distanced from any enemies. Switch to infrared and see if I can see any groups of enemies. If I do, fire regular ballistics at them. Otherwise, stay put for the time being.

Use radio: "CW004 here; Need some firing coordinates for 'artillery' support."

[MonkeyMarkMario]

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Platoon 8
Designation: Mar002
Unit type: Grunt
Health: good
Status: 

inventory: gun, helmet, backpack, gum

Character Points:
Character Traits:

Rank: Private

Kills: 10
Death: 1
K/D ratio: 5.0

Death Log:
Mar001 died to being bitten in half after being healed.

Go reinforce platoon 6 using the top gun of the jeep I am in.

[Aigre Excalibur]

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Platoon: 8
Designation: AIG001
Unit type: Grunt
Health: Maimed in the TORSO!
status:
Sunburned (Minor Wound?)
Stung by wasped till maimed
2/6 chance seizure, triggers 1/6 chance death.

inventory: gun, helmet, backpack, gum.

character points:

takes a beating, and gives it right back.

Kills:
13 support bug kills
teamed up to kill +6 bugs

character traits:

Yell loudly for proper medical attention. The kind that will stop seizures and all. Like, try to get evacced to a hospital or something. If none comes, limp towards enemy lines and keep shooting the other guys.