Battle 2: Round 15 part APlatoon 6Inside the bunker.I rush up the stairs, biting the necks of all enemies in sight.
(4) you shamble up the stairs and into the next room, biting one of The Other GuysTM on the neck, killing him.
CAH002 receives a serious wound, but he's a zombie, so he doesn't really care.
A shot is fired at my stomach. Black bile oozes out. But no real harm is done to me, as I'm a zombie.
Current Life:
Designation: CAH002
Unit type: Zombie
Health: Maimed (left arm broken, right arm mangled), 'wounded' (stomach shot)
Status: Undead
Inventory: Helmet, backpack, gum.
Rank: Private
Overall Stats:
Kills: 4
Deaths: 2
Kill/Death Ratio: 2
Move up to Floor Three, flailing my arms about and aiming my choppers at the enemies' necks.
(6) Hoo boy. You kill one of The Other Guys
TM at the top of the stairs, but he rises as a zombie as well, looking your way with dead malice in his dead eyes. (5) he attacks, but you dodge and chuck him down the stairs, ending his unlife as quickly as you ended his regular life.
Platoon: 6
Designation: Hat008
Unit type: Grenadier
Health: Minor Wound
status: -
inventory: gun, helmet, backpack, gum, body armour, 2 frag grenades, 1 emp grenade, 1 incendiary grenade
character points: The ten yard stare
character traits: -
achievements: Mission complete: Antibrick takedown.
rank: private
Up to floor three! We'll clear this place out floor by floor and room by room.
(1) you get to the top of the stairs and overheat your laser. time to change the battery.
Unit Number: ynk005 (platoon 6)
Inv: heavy-ass gun, pocket lint, gum, flask of scotch, nail file, wastebasket
Status: alive, drunk (?/?), baskethead
Health: serious wound
Character Points: "chaplain of the damned" "kung fu priest" "ten yard stare" "Don't get in my way?"
Class: Driver/valley girl/assault gunner
Are there, like, any of my teammates in the way at the top of the stairs?
If not then like, provide some totally righteous suppressive fire in the general direction of the Other GuysTM whilst climbing the stairs.
Otherwise, just... get up the stairs and take cover, y'know?
Let's find out if you can tell where your teammates are: (2) nope. Alright, let's get you up the stairs, you sot. (5) Hell, you find two of your guys on the third floor, fighting The Other Guys
TM. You quickly take cover in what you think might be a supply closet. You gain an item: military issue blanket: enemy edition.
Squad ZormodPlatoon 6
Designation:Zr007
Unit type: Assault Gunner
Health: Serious wound- Smoke inhalation.
Status: Suffocating(1/3)
Inventory: Big Gun. Helmet. Armor. Backpack. Gum.
Character Points: "Honor", "Follows Orders", "In the Shadow of Giants"
Character Traits: None
Rank: Corporal
Go through the hole in the fence.
In you go.
Zii007, platoon 6 "Gunbane"
Unit Type: Soldier
Inventory: gun, helmet, military backpack, body armor, military headset, grenade.
Status: seriously damaged.
Character Trait: None
Achievements: Friendly Fire: Victim
If there is any living other guy in the room kill it, if not try to hijack the control console to shoot at the other artillery building
(1) You set off some kind of alarm. Oh, look! A clock. neat. Wait, why is it going backward? Silly foreigners and their foreign ways. is it any wonder The Empire wants them dead?
Unit Type: Grunt Demoman.
Unit number: Tigr004 - Platoon 6 - No Firing Squad.
Health: Serious Wound (1).
Status: None o' that.
Inventory: Gun. Backpack. Gum. Helmet. Demoman shite.
Character Points: Honor; Band of Brothers; Explosive Temper; Opportunity Knocks.
Sing glorious anthem of bestest country
(4) Your patriotism is admirable, and you energize your squad with the beloved Anthem of the Empire: Grunt Edition. You have a respectable singing voice.
Squad FishPlatoon: 6, gunbane
Designation: Fish009 Luck
Unit type: Heavy grunt
Health: Maimed- lost left arm, minor wound, maimed- lost left leg
status: Bleeding (2/3)
inventory: Gum, backpack, gun, helmet, spear
Rank: corporal
Character points: Gun 'Em Down, everything is a weapon, symbol of bravery, heroic sacrifice
Kills: 3
Scream for a medic to patch me up.
(3) the medic manages to stave off death for a round. he'll act next round as well, so feel free to do another action (if you live past the death rolls), but remind me that the medic is working.
squad Yo!Platoon:6
Designation: Yo008
Unit type: Shooter
Health: Fine
Inventory:Big-Ass Gun, helmet, backpack, gum
Achievement: Mission: Anti-Brick weapon
Rank: Corporal
Grab two privates and head to Artillery East.
gonna conscript the pyro, and an unnamed npc into your squad. You meet the madman and the fresh meat there at the artillery unit. Well, you meet the fresh meat, and witness the madman dash inside spewing flame and cackling like the abomination he is. Feels good to see a professional in action, eh? There is a might whoosh, followed by a rather loud, and growing louder, angry sort of metallic groan.
Platoon 6 GUNBANE
Squad FISH(?)
Designation: OcE005
Unit type: Pyro
Health: Minor Wound x2
Status: None
Inventory: Flemwerfar, Flemsuit, Gas mask, 4 Smoke grenades, Hawt mag
Achievements: Mission complete: Antibrick takedown
Classes unlocked: grunt, heavy grunt, soldier, grenadier, point man, shooter, assault gunner, pyro
Character points: Honor, From Matilda
Character traits: None
Life kills: 5
Total kills: 16
Total deaths: 4
K/D ratio: 4 (!!!) [airhorn] [airhorn] [airhorn]
Rank: Private
Run in and melt the gun's capacitors before it can fire!
(4) You melt something in there. let's see what effect it has. (1) yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup. that's almost certainly not good, right there. And whatever it is, it's loud. And it's getting hot. in your suit. In
your suit.
Platoon 6 death rollsCAH002 is maimed again. normally this would kill him, but he's running on zomdrenaline, so he unlives another round.
Ynk005 gets a minor wound, stuffing himself into a closet
Zii007 gets electrocuted by the uncooperative control unit, and gets seriously injured (electrocuted)
Wow, no one dies.
Instructions for next roundEveryone: It's gonna be a few minutes for the next part of the turn. please be patient
Platoon 6: Quad: empty except for smoke, one broken jeep with a functional top guin, and one functional jeep with a functional top gun
Artillery West: 1/3 hits. Soem weird clock thing is doing something. (Currently assaulting: Squad Zormod)
Artillery East: 1/3 hits. Chaos and hellfire, y'all (currently assaulting: OCE005, Yo008, Grunt001)
Command bunker: Floor one clear. inventory: one functional jeep with a functional topgun.
Floor two clear. (Currently assaulting: Fish009)
Floor three: Contested. (Currently assaulting: CAH002-zombie, HAT008, Ynk005)
floor four: in enemy hands. Command Room: located.
Captured: One (1) corporal.
Newbies: You'll arrive on foot, walking through the main gate.