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killerhellhound

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Re: Grunts
« Reply #615 on: October 31, 2016, 07:56:56 pm »

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Go and RIP AND TEAR anything that gets in my way as I go kill the worm
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MonkeyMarkMario

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Re: Grunts
« Reply #616 on: October 31, 2016, 08:26:42 pm »

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(Talk about karma)

Enter the battlefield as the gunner on my air car and shoot the bug.
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Re: Grunts
« Reply #617 on: October 31, 2016, 08:33:15 pm »

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Clearly, Jags just arn't cut out for killing bugs. Brace my gun and fire it at the worm.
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Re: Grunts
« Reply #618 on: October 31, 2016, 09:47:16 pm »

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Run in and melt the gun's capacitors before it can fire!
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Re: Grunts
« Reply #619 on: October 31, 2016, 10:24:27 pm »

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Move up to Floor Three, flailing my arms about and aiming my choppers at the enemies' necks.
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Aigre Excalibur

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Re: Grunts
« Reply #620 on: October 31, 2016, 10:55:10 pm »

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Puny Convulsions. Puny Maiming. They won't stop a servant of the emperor!

Use myself as bait. Convulse and writhe about as enticingly as possible so that the worm eats me. DO IT FOR GLORY!

Also fire my weapon randomly at the universe in VALIANT DEFIANCE.
« Last Edit: November 02, 2016, 11:31:22 am by Aigre Excalibur »
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Re: Grunts
« Reply #621 on: November 01, 2016, 12:27:09 am »

My god. You guys are taking for-ev-er to kill that worm.
I'm starting to question if waiting is worth the cool cyborg body I'll get.
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Re: Grunts
« Reply #622 on: November 01, 2016, 05:48:59 am »

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If there is any living other guy in the room kill it, if not try to hijack the control console to shoot at the other artillery building
« Last Edit: November 01, 2016, 07:49:35 am by ziizo »
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SaberToothTiger

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Re: Grunts
« Reply #623 on: November 01, 2016, 06:49:21 am »

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Sing glorious anthem of bestest country
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BorkBorkGoesTheCode

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Re: Grunts
« Reply #624 on: November 01, 2016, 09:50:36 am »

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Put that worm in a Lou Thesz press posthaste.
« Last Edit: November 01, 2016, 10:03:27 pm by BorkBorkGoesTheCode »
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Re: Grunts
« Reply #625 on: November 01, 2016, 12:23:46 pm »

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Scream for a medic to patch me up.
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Re: Grunts
« Reply #626 on: November 01, 2016, 09:30:00 pm »

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Gah! Damn guns! Get closer and hit them with my bayonet.
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Re: Grunts
« Reply #627 on: November 01, 2016, 11:14:32 pm »

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Are there, like, any of my teammates in the way at the top of the stairs?
If not then like, provide some totally righteous suppressive fire in the general direction of the Other GuysTM whilst climbing the stairs. 
Otherwise, just... get up the stairs and take cover, y'know?
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Re: Grunts
« Reply #628 on: November 02, 2016, 12:13:19 pm »

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Up to floor three! We'll clear this place out floor by floor and room by room.
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Re: Grunts
« Reply #629 on: November 03, 2016, 05:53:59 pm »

Battle 2: Round 15 part A

Platoon 6


Inside the bunker.
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Spoiler: 'Wounding' of CAH002 (click to show/hide)
Move up to Floor Three, flailing my arms about and aiming my choppers at the enemies' necks.
(6) Hoo boy. You kill one of The Other GuysTM at the top of the stairs, but he rises as a zombie as well, looking your way with dead malice in his dead eyes. (5) he attacks, but you dodge and chuck him down the stairs, ending his unlife as quickly as you ended his regular life.

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Up to floor three! We'll clear this place out floor by floor and room by room.
(1) you get to the top of the stairs and overheat your laser. time to change the battery.

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Are there, like, any of my teammates in the way at the top of the stairs?
If not then like, provide some totally righteous suppressive fire in the general direction of the Other GuysTM whilst climbing the stairs. 
Otherwise, just... get up the stairs and take cover, y'know?

Let's find out if you can tell where your teammates are: (2) nope. Alright, let's get you up the stairs, you sot. (5) Hell, you find two of your guys on the third floor, fighting The Other GuysTM. You quickly take cover in what you think might be a supply closet. You gain an item: military issue blanket: enemy edition.

Squad Zormod
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Go through the hole in the fence.
In you go.

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If there is any living other guy in the room kill it, if not try to hijack the control console to shoot at the other artillery building
(1) You set off some kind of alarm. Oh, look! A clock. neat. Wait, why is it going backward? Silly foreigners and their foreign ways. is it any wonder The Empire wants them dead?

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Sing glorious anthem of bestest country
(4) Your patriotism is admirable, and you energize your squad with the beloved Anthem of the Empire: Grunt Edition. You have a respectable singing voice.

Squad Fish
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Scream for a medic to patch me up.
(3) the medic manages to stave off death for a round. he'll act next round as well, so feel free to do another action (if you live past the death rolls), but remind me that the medic is working.

squad Yo!
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Grab two privates and head to Artillery East.
gonna conscript the pyro, and an unnamed npc into your squad. You meet the madman and the fresh meat there at the artillery unit. Well, you meet the fresh meat, and witness the madman dash inside spewing flame and cackling like the abomination he is. Feels good to see a professional in action, eh? There is a might whoosh, followed by a rather loud, and growing louder, angry sort of metallic groan.

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Run in and melt the gun's capacitors before it can fire!
(4) You melt something in there. let's see what effect it has. (1) yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup. that's almost certainly not good, right there. And whatever it is, it's loud. And it's getting hot. in your suit. In your suit.

Platoon 6 death rolls
CAH002 is maimed again. normally this would kill him, but he's running on zomdrenaline, so he unlives another round.
Ynk005 gets a minor wound, stuffing himself into a closet
Zii007 gets electrocuted by the uncooperative control unit, and gets seriously injured (electrocuted)

Wow, no one dies.

Instructions for next round

Everyone: It's gonna be a few minutes for the next part of the turn. please be patient

Platoon 6: Quad: empty except for smoke, one broken jeep with a functional top guin, and one functional jeep with a functional top gun
Artillery West: 1/3 hits. Soem weird clock thing is doing something. (Currently assaulting: Squad Zormod)
Artillery East: 1/3 hits. Chaos and hellfire, y'all (currently assaulting: OCE005, Yo008, Grunt001)
Command bunker: Floor one clear. inventory: one functional jeep with a functional topgun.
Floor two clear. (Currently assaulting: Fish009)
Floor three: Contested. (Currently assaulting: CAH002-zombie, HAT008, Ynk005)
floor four: in enemy hands. Command Room: located.
Captured: One (1) corporal.

Newbies: You'll arrive on foot, walking through the main gate.
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