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Tigra
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Wei He
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Sindhu
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Total Members Voted: 16

Voting closed: November 05, 2016, 04:00:47 pm


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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Llewyn of Luathbas!
« Reply #2790 on: October 31, 2016, 01:49:22 am »

You unsheathe your sword and hold it aloft to show what you think about this proposal.



Congratulations! Llewyn has begun his first military campaign!



Few days later your Army is marching through the western borderlands towards the Kiwis. One evening, just a day away from the first Kiwi settlements and outposts, the commanders convene with you.

"Sire, we're eleven thousand men strong, with a unit of crossbow handlers and some cavalry support. We cannot decide on the tactic we will employ, especially that we don't know how long we're supposed to be a thorn in Kiwis' side."

A) Declare that Army will be split into raiding parties to ravage Kiwi settlements, raid their merchants, burn down farmlands, and so on.
B) Declare that Army shall march from one city to another, besieging and capturing them one by one.
C) Declare that Army will be split into four parts and each part shall besiege a small fortified city or outpost, forcing the Kiwis to split their forces too.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Llewyn of Luathbas!
« Reply #2791 on: October 31, 2016, 01:54:35 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Llewyn of Luathbas!
« Reply #2792 on: October 31, 2016, 01:55:04 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Llewyn of Luathbas!
« Reply #2793 on: October 31, 2016, 01:58:34 am »

B, I don't think the khan will care how we be a thorn, just that we are one.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Llewyn of Luathbas!
« Reply #2794 on: October 31, 2016, 02:14:26 am »

B, infantry's not ideal for chevauchee raiding, we're gonna get picked off if the army splits up.  Slow and steady, kills the enemy
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Llewyn of Luathbas!
« Reply #2795 on: October 31, 2016, 04:33:52 am »

[...]
Grave news come from the south; your aunt Elsa has been slain, shot by and arrow of unseen assailant during a trip through a forest with some of her courtiers. Her husband and advisors launched an investigation and will of course notify you the moment they learn anything![...]
Where is that family map! I'm fairly in the belief that we're really being attacked by Elves as collateral :-\ and have the impression that Elsa is connected to the princess and stuff.
What's the make of the arrow x_x (I mean of course they could use local weapons but eh, all leads... :/)

Also, Adila? That sounds pretty...familiar. :P
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We're sent in as relief/auxilary support, however also with the promise of landed claims--besides that, we're only targeting the KIWI Empire so that also settles our (non-legal probably) disputes with the past Kiwi Empire (Sad to say that the ire was determined by the mean emperor...).

A is dishonorable :/
C splits our forces that can be affected by our command (and thus, our Martial Ability).

Go B!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Llewyn of Luathbas!
« Reply #2796 on: October 31, 2016, 04:36:04 am »

Yeah, I think we've got elf problems in the future. And to think we could've avoided that (And inbreeding) by not marrying a relative. :P
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Llewyn of Luathbas!
« Reply #2797 on: October 31, 2016, 04:39:00 am »

Yeah, I think we've got elf problems in the future. And to think we could've avoided that (And inbreeding) by not marrying a relative. :P
It all began when we married our first cousin... :P
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Llewyn of Luathbas!
« Reply #2798 on: October 31, 2016, 04:42:31 am »

And we need to stop that sort of thing! Besides I think Adila just helped kill off a few relatives so that'll make that easier :P
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Llewyn of Luathbas!
« Reply #2799 on: October 31, 2016, 05:10:36 am »

B
We can use the captured cities to supply the army once it moves on, and maybe even keep one or two in the long run.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Llewyn of Luathbas!
« Reply #2800 on: October 31, 2016, 01:55:02 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Llewyn of Luathbas!
« Reply #2801 on: October 31, 2016, 02:29:00 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Llewyn of Luathbas!
« Reply #2802 on: October 31, 2016, 02:29:39 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Llewyn of Luathbas!
« Reply #2803 on: October 31, 2016, 02:37:29 pm »

Your order the Army to march forth towards nearest larger city of the leftover Kiwis.

865 AD, Late Autumn

In two weeks march, your Army approaches the city of Kwanak, which is a fortified settlement with central keep separated from the city walls; the style of architecture not really present in Luathbas.

The scouts sent north and south report that there is no Kiwi presence outside the city except some sneaky scouts of their own.

A) Surround the city and begin the lengthy siege.
B) Construct some siege equipment and ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK!!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Llewyn of Luathbas!
« Reply #2804 on: October 31, 2016, 02:52:26 pm »

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