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Tigra
- 5 (31.3%)
Wei He
- 9 (56.3%)
Sindhu
- 2 (12.5%)

Total Members Voted: 16

Voting closed: November 05, 2016, 04:00:47 pm


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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2160 on: October 07, 2016, 12:30:35 pm »

A, gotta scratch that itch. Totally not gonna make it worse. Totally.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2161 on: October 07, 2016, 02:28:18 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2162 on: October 07, 2016, 02:29:26 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2163 on: October 09, 2016, 09:12:54 am »

7 a, 5 b.



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You have them both tortured. Agwendyn ends with both legs broken and your wife falls into hysteria at one point.

BUT FINALLY! Finally they break and you discover their dark secret!! With Agwendyn as an expert on marital laws, they were hoping to have Raellia amicably divorced with you as she didn't feel love to you anymore, but you know better!

She wanted to assasinate you and have Agwendyn replaced as a king!

The advisor tries to calm you down.

"NO!" You shout confidently. "There's ALWAYS plotting against my life! ALWAYS! They had SECRETS! Everyone has secrets! Secrets that endanger my position. Secrets!! I won't let ANYONE plot against me!" You then return to your bedroom to brood and to think who might be the enemy.

You remember that one of the cooks have oversalted a soup yesterday.

Is that assasination attempt or not yet?

Better watch out for his 'soups'.



Congratulations! Houlandin III gains the Paranoid negative trait!



855 AD, End of the Year

The advisor brings you the Scrolls of Kingdom Status.

Happiness: 4
Population: 6
Economy: 3
Army: 4

"Sire, as you can see, the economy of Luathbas is a bit lacking. Should we take some measures or perservere? Furthermore, I had just received a letter from Lady Asha, mother of your wife Raellia. She writes in her daughter's place to ask you for a divorce."

As for the economy...

A) Raise the taxes!
B) Disband some army!
C) We shall perservere.

As for the divorce...

A) Raellia is a wife of Houlandin, and nobody divorces a Houlandin.
B) Fine, divorce it is, but I'm keeping the kids.
C) Fine, divorce it is, and she can take her brats with her.
D) To dungeon with her and her family! Clearly she is plotting something!!

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« Last Edit: October 09, 2016, 09:14:42 am by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2164 on: October 09, 2016, 09:15:04 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2165 on: October 09, 2016, 09:21:37 am »

C, C
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2166 on: October 09, 2016, 09:33:09 am »

((Why the carp did we do that.))
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2167 on: October 09, 2016, 09:44:50 am »

I'm... I'm not even gonna vote.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2168 on: October 09, 2016, 09:46:22 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2169 on: October 09, 2016, 10:07:56 am »

((Why the carp did we do that.))
Because she is a fool, and we'd have divorced her if she just asked for it? :P Also, dunno why you guys are voting to keep someone around that likely abhors our guts now. Best to throw her out with the kids.))
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2170 on: October 09, 2016, 10:13:48 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2171 on: October 09, 2016, 10:20:16 am »

This is why i said to drown away our memory's with a keg of wine, see what happens when you recklessly try to find something like this out?

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2172 on: October 09, 2016, 11:39:57 am »

C, B

...Was not expecting torture. We do need the kids tho.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2173 on: October 09, 2016, 11:42:06 am »

C, B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2174 on: October 09, 2016, 11:43:36 am »

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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.
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