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Tigra
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Wei He
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Sindhu
- 2 (12.5%)

Total Members Voted: 16

Voting closed: November 05, 2016, 04:00:47 pm


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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2190 on: October 11, 2016, 06:29:07 pm »

You order a knightly tournament to be hosted with the Treasury's money.

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Whilst it was quite a show, it didn't do much to quell most of the discontent people. They're still grumbling about alleys and backrooms.

856, Summer

The new Marshal of the military, clad in shiny lamellar armor and fancy helmet with feathers, arrives with a host of officers and advisors.

"My liege! I report that the change of the Army has been accomplished! No longer we will depend on levies, mercenaries and the untrained peasantry! Within half a year, the change will be announced to all governors and noblemen! Young men across Luathbas will receive notices of mandatory conscription in about the same amount of time. Our kingdom shall be as strong as never before!"



Congratulations! Kingdom of Luathbas successfully reorganized its Army to a professional and mandatory training model:
You will no longer be able to just grab peasants and mercenaries during End of the Year summaries to replenish Army numbers.
The Army will continuously maintain (or at least, try to maintain) a high level on its own and will cause a constant drain on Economy (currently easily countered).
Knightly tournaments are now part of usual festivals, and will no longer gain you any recruits.
As mentioned by the new Marshal, you just received a small Population penalty to kick-start the mandatory conscription&training scheme.
In times of emergency, you will be able to order mobilization of a chunk of male popualtion for a certain amount of time.



You congratulate them all and then express your wishes that they do their best. They promise to do so!

856 AD, Autumn

Sect of the One has been causing disturbance in the northern lands!

Well, at least that's the report coming from the governor of the city of Glaz; a small Pantheon shrine was set on fire and apparently someone written 'Only One Matters' on the back wall of the temple in the meanwhile. While no culprits were found, the lead priest of the local Temple is blaming the Sect of One and demanded of governor mass arrests, but the governor decided to ask you for guidance first.

A) Agree with the priest and have the prominent members of Sect of One arrested.
B) Tell him to hold on while you send agents to investigate.
C) Tell him to do as he wants.
D) Ha! Good riddance! Have the Priest and other local Pantheon clergy arrested because its CLEARLY THEM who staged this! Who knows what other secret plans they might have!!
E) ...then again, what if the Oneists and Pantheonists staged this together to start a religious war that would in the end destroy Luathbas and its royal family!? Arrest them all!!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2191 on: October 11, 2016, 06:31:15 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2192 on: October 11, 2016, 06:35:43 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2193 on: October 11, 2016, 06:37:32 pm »

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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2194 on: October 11, 2016, 06:41:04 pm »

B, THEN we go in with the torture implements!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2195 on: October 11, 2016, 06:54:47 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2196 on: October 11, 2016, 07:11:18 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2197 on: October 11, 2016, 09:03:23 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2198 on: October 11, 2016, 09:03:30 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2199 on: October 11, 2016, 10:28:48 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2200 on: October 11, 2016, 10:40:42 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2201 on: October 12, 2016, 01:06:36 am »

Congratulations! Kingdom of Luathbas successfully reorganized its Army to a professional and mandatory training model:
You will no longer be able to just grab peasants and mercenaries during End of the Year summaries to replenish Army numbers.
The Army will continuously maintain (or at least, try to maintain) a high level on its own and will cause a constant drain on Economy (currently easily countered).
Knightly tournaments are now part of usual festivals, and will no longer gain you any recruits.
As mentioned by the new Marshal, you just received a small Population penalty to kick-start the mandatory conscription&training scheme.
In times of emergency, you will be able to order mobilization of a chunk of male popualtion for a certain amount of time.
Yesss...Constant maintenance \o/ It's better than taking a whole season of a choice to fill!

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Seems too convoluted to just judge as the reigning third-party-out-of-context-King.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2202 on: October 12, 2016, 01:15:39 am »

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Also, we should get more negative traits! These additional choices are hilarious.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2203 on: October 12, 2016, 02:21:42 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2204 on: October 12, 2016, 02:28:02 am »

You write a reply in which you instruct him to wait for your investigation to be completed.

856 AD, Mid-Autumn

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Your agents suprisingly fail to find any concrete evidence.

Time to write another letter to the governor.

A) Agree with the priest and have the prominent members of Sect of One arrested.
B) Tell him to do as he wants.
C) Ha! Good riddance! Have the Priest and other local Pantheon clergy arrested because its CLEARLY THEM who staged this! Who knows what other secret plans they might have!!
D) CLEARLY, this means that Oneists and Pantheonists staged this together to start a religious war that would in the end destroy Luathbas and its royal family! Arrest them all!!
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.
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