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Tigra
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Wei He
- 9 (56.3%)
Sindhu
- 2 (12.5%)

Total Members Voted: 16

Voting closed: November 05, 2016, 04:00:47 pm


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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1455 on: September 10, 2016, 06:00:42 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1456 on: September 10, 2016, 06:05:21 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1457 on: September 10, 2016, 06:54:32 am »

The advisor goes inform the proper people of your decision.

847 AD, Summer

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The Plague is still present, but only in few settlements in the south that are kept under observation and restriction of movements.

847 AD, Midsummer

Governor of the Lametanian Province of Damdamian Republic, Hammus Maximus, have sent you a letter!

In the letter, he introduces his person by boasting about mighty deeds that his family have done across the centuries. He writes that he has replaced Magnus Parapetus as the governor after his predecessor's ten-year term has ended, and wishes for prosperity between people of Damdamia and Luathbas.

By the end of the letter, he also offers to lend you a battallion of their elite heavy infantry, for five years (he leaves that up to negotiation), in exchange for you accepting the Cult of Damed into the borders of Luathbas.

A) Accept the deal, albeit try to negotiate larger amount of time - 10 years, maybe?
B) Reply that you can agree to the deal but in exchange for some monetary compensation.
C) Reject the offer, citing whatever excuse you can come up with.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1458 on: September 10, 2016, 07:10:50 am »

Hammus Maximus i.e. the biggest of hams?! That's all we needed...

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1459 on: September 10, 2016, 07:12:59 am »

C

Movement of people though possibly plauged areas is a bad idea.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1460 on: September 10, 2016, 07:16:13 am »

C, citing that we don't want to spread the plague from our southern provinces.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1461 on: September 10, 2016, 07:28:08 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1462 on: September 10, 2016, 07:36:29 am »

C - because 1. the Cult is shit and 2. Thats obviously a ploy...first better relations, then some trade, then we accept their cult in our midst and a battalion of heavy infantry.

Now look at that and tell me thats not the recipe for some religious progroms by the Dameds on our non-human and non-damed population followed by us having domestic warfare due to fucking battalions of them in our country.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1463 on: September 10, 2016, 07:42:35 am »

Still probably gonna invade us anyway.  We need those mercenaries ASAP.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1464 on: September 10, 2016, 08:56:47 am »

A No more hurthlings, the giants are dead, orcs are destroyed, dwarves are jerks.

What reason do we have not to let the new religion in?

Are we afraid they will usurp us and make our province a governorship?

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1465 on: September 10, 2016, 09:00:16 am »

C. Damed is garbage, though I'm beginning to suspect that this isn't a fight we can win—in the real world, pantheism was entirely replaced by the various monotheistic religions. this is not actually true
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1466 on: September 10, 2016, 09:20:31 am »

You write a reply in which you reject the offer citing fears of spreading the plague amongst the soldiers.

847 AD, Late Summer

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The reports on new victims of the Plague are nowadays scarce, even in the south. People begin to quietly celebrate the passing of the disasterous disease.

847 AD, Autumn

Governors from the west send a report; new wave of Kiwi migrants is arriving from the west. The governors do not want to let them settle in Luathbas, citing concerns over the plague.

A) Agree with them and disallow Kiwis to enter Luathbas.
B) Call them paranoid and order them to let the poor refugees settle in the west.
C) Agree with them and forcibly ensure that no Kiwi will settle in Luathbas, even if that means using soldiers!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1467 on: September 10, 2016, 09:22:16 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1468 on: September 10, 2016, 09:24:25 am »

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in the real world, pantheism was entirely replaced by the various monotheistic religions.

Not so: Hinduism is the oldest of the present major organized religions, Buddhism may be an offshoot but managed to establish itself on its own merits and spread far and wide around the world, Shinto is a native Japanese animistic religion, and the also animistic and polytheistic Vodun is followed not only in a large chunk of Western Africa but also (albeit syncretized with Christianity) in the Americas, from Louisiana to Brazil.
Beyond these formal religions, there are plenty of lesser mythologies still venerated around the world.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1469 on: September 10, 2016, 09:27:13 am »

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