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Voting closed: November 05, 2016, 04:00:47 pm


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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #720 on: August 22, 2016, 08:01:19 am »

B
Though letting a party of adventurers loose could be... troublesome.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #721 on: August 22, 2016, 08:29:17 am »

A!

Our Eldar wife knows whats up :U

HOW THE HELL WERE WE GOING TO SOLVE THIS WITH THE ARMY ANYWAY? Would we order every soldier to slap the apathetic people till they stop being dweebs :v?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #722 on: August 22, 2016, 08:32:21 am »

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REGRETTABLY I DO NOT THINK THE ARMY IS EQUIPPED WITH THE PROPER SKILLSET TO SOLVE THIS PROBLEM
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #723 on: August 22, 2016, 08:33:01 am »

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REGRETTABLY I DO NOT THINK THE ARMY IS EQUIPPED WITH THE PROPER SKILLSET TO SOLVE THIS PROBLEM
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #725 on: August 22, 2016, 08:51:20 am »

You therefore wait for a wizard to pass through your Kingdom.

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Apparently one was seen somewhere in the east, but nobody could give actual details.

829 AD, Summer

"The latest reports put the dead at a thousand and afflicted being six thousand." The advisor then opens another scroll.

"However, in the other parts of the Kingdom, there has been also unrest because of the Crown's unwillingness to do something about it." The Marshal slams the table.

"MY LIEGE! The Army shall go and EVISCERATE that Witch King! JUST GIVE YOUR WORD!!, sire."

"We need to find a wizard." Your wife says, before advisor chimes in with "Your majesty, if our kingdom is to prosper, it needs more... adventurers!"

A) FOR ARMY.
B) Find the wizard!
C) Find the adventurers!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #726 on: August 22, 2016, 08:53:41 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #727 on: August 22, 2016, 09:05:17 am »

OH MY GOD WE NEED A NEW COURT

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SWORD EVERYONE TILL THINGS GET BETTER
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #728 on: August 22, 2016, 09:13:31 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #729 on: August 22, 2016, 09:21:54 am »

C)

What time is it?

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #730 on: August 22, 2016, 09:24:14 am »

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ADVENTURE TIME!!

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #731 on: August 22, 2016, 09:48:42 am »

You decide to hire adventurers.

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You find a band that is willing to tackle such a supernatural entity. Week later, those asleep begin to wake up! At least those that didn't die yet.

The adventurers come back to your castle and are of course rewarded with heaps of money.

Your elven wife shakes her head. "They couldn't have killed him, his soul is too powerful. We might have refuge from his evil now, but one day, our children or grandchildren will have to deal with Witch King again!"

829 AD, Winter

You receive news that the gaudily-clad envoy of the Gubta is waiting at the gates, and you let him in.

Along with him, there are eighty servants, who bring you a coffer full of gold and gemstones! There are also fine silks for your wife and even golden cutlery and a jewelled short sword, purely ornamental of course. He also personally presents a small pouch of black grains.

"This is the true gold of the east, Western King: seeds of pepper." Says the translator slave, and then talks a bit with the envoy.

"My master, Amhal Kasha Chocapik Mangojoos, is happy to inform you, that our Emperor, blessed be his hallowed name, has agreed to the opening of Gubta markets to the raw goods and grain of your kingdom. In return, your traders will be allowed to purchase precious metals, spices and gemstones at a lowered prices." You thank the envoy for his work, and leave him with the trade advisors to eke out details.

829 AD, End of the Year

It's that time when the advisor brings the Scrolls of Kingdom Status to you.

Happiness: 2
Population: 5
Economy: 4
Army: 6

"I heard that you wished to speak with me, which is a good thing because I want to talk with you as well. The peasantry is unhappy and therefore I believe that we should spend money on festivals to pacify them."

"But I wanted more troops!" The advisor grimaces.

"But we need to keep people content, sire!" You stare at him, bemused.

A) "Fine! Spend some of the money on festivals."
B) "Then spend money on festivals and buy me some more mercenaries!"
C) "It's the army that is important! Get me more mercenaries!"
D) "Bah, I don't want to talk about this anymore."
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #732 on: August 22, 2016, 09:50:31 am »

B. Economy rises every year, and we desperately need both Happiness (because it's low) and Military (because bad stuff is going to happen soon).
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #733 on: August 22, 2016, 09:52:01 am »

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Doing B will murder our economy, incoming boosts or not
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #734 on: August 22, 2016, 09:56:43 am »

Thanks to the northern provinces paying money to us I think we can afford to B.
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