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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #750 on: August 22, 2016, 12:36:54 pm »

You reply with a letter in which you reject their offer and decline to support their faction.

830 AD, Autumn

A delegation from the Hurthlings arrives.

"Noble hew-mon sirreh!" They bow in respect. "We come to yoo to say that our good Chiiftain believes it is time for him to step down, now that your people and ours are living in harmony. He believes that our people won't find a better home and better Chiiftain than you!" They talk between themselves.

"He also expresses his gratitude for your support all these times and along with heads of large familiis, he have decided that there will be an eleet troop of Hurthling Slingers, ready to fight and die for yoo, hew-mon King!" Then they throw you and your courtiers a feast, full of fruit wine and dishes made from fresh produce.

830 AD, Winter

A report comes from the advisor; many a peasant enjoyed the numerous festivals sponsored by the Crown.

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The Marshal congratulates you on your shrewd buying of mercenaries, as many have joined the Army this year, enticed by Crown-sponsored payment.

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The trade advisor brings you a report; the trade with Gubta had increased the variety of goods, but there has been hardly any extra revenues from the trade.

830 AD, Midwinter

While having an afternoon goblet of wine, you receive news from the border; apparently, the 'northern' faction was ultimately destroyed. The new ruler of Lametania is the sister of previous King, a certain lady named Alexandra. She has a penchant for wearing a cloak made of deerskins, which gained her nickname 'Doe' amongst her subjects and soldiers.

You choke on and spit out your wine a little before servants clear your chin.

830 AD, End of the Year

As every other year, the advisor does not forget to bring you the Scrolls of Kingdom Status.

Happiness: 3
Population: 5
Economy: 3
Army: 7

He sets the scrolls aside and then places his hands behind his back. "Sire, I can't help but notice that you're paying much interest in having a strong army, that's a good thing, but I cannot help but point that both the mood of the populace and the Kingdom's finances are getting worse because of that. We should disband some army, at least this year, and perhaps invest in something... or just keep the money in the Treasury?"

A) Disband part of the army to recover money and supplies.
B) Disband some of the army, spend regained money on festivals and venues for the peasants.
C) Tell him about the talking stag and the cunning doe prophecy and the impending doom of the kingdom.
D) Dismiss him.
« Last Edit: August 22, 2016, 12:41:57 pm by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #751 on: August 22, 2016, 12:38:34 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #752 on: August 22, 2016, 12:42:44 pm »

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« Reply #753 on: August 22, 2016, 12:44:45 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #754 on: August 22, 2016, 12:53:06 pm »

You tell him everything about the white stag from the hunt, the prophecy, the 'cunning doe' that just happens to be Alexandra, Queen of Lametania, given her nickname, and-

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"A white stag you say." The advisor then touches your forehead, as if you had a fever.

"Your Highness must be suffering from exhaustion. Truly, leading such a prosperous yet troubled nation is straining on one's soul and mind!"

He forces you to go on vacation for a while.

831 AD, Spring

Banditry is on the rise in the east! Enticed by the all the trade in Augas, numerous bandit groups have sprung like mushrooms after rain. Rumors say that they're led by 'Akimbo', a senile yet still badass war priest from Parsia.

The mayors of the cities in the east ask in a group letter if they might get help from the Crown in any way.

A) Send Army to deal with the bandits at once!
B) Cite some made-up excuses as a reason for being unable to help.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #755 on: August 22, 2016, 12:54:34 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #756 on: August 22, 2016, 12:55:33 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #757 on: August 22, 2016, 01:02:06 pm »

A, Let's get killing!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #758 on: August 22, 2016, 01:03:55 pm »

A. The army was killing time so far, so now it's killing time!
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« Reply #760 on: August 22, 2016, 01:32:42 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #761 on: August 22, 2016, 01:41:11 pm »

You send the Army to hunt down the bandits.

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They are victorious with only small amount of casualties amongst your soldiers.

831 AD, Summer

The information about what have happened in the south caused panic in the court, before the situation was explained with a letter - which wasn't optimistic by the way.

"The LAMETANIANS have invaded our borders! We kept them in check for twenty years, now look them daring again! Have they not learned from the previous SLAUGHTERS of their men??" The advisor stood up after the Marshal sat down.

"Your Highness! The spies report that the army of Queen Alexandra is much larger than the raiding parties sent by the Kings of Lametania in the past. Furthermore, there seem to be some sort of allied regiments of unknown origin amongst her troops."

"MY LIEGE!" The Marshal booms. "Allies or not, they shall be defeated - send our glorious Army to deal with the threat!"

"That's a given, marshal, but the question is - will our beloved King go onto the campaign to defend our Kingdom from the southern aggressors?"

A) "Err, no, the Army can win on its own, I'm sure!"
B) "I won in Augas, I will win on our home soil. TO BATTLE!!"
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #762 on: August 22, 2016, 01:47:40 pm »

Well, she's got troops we don't know about, and I doubt they know about the formorians in our ranks. Fair trade.

B, LETS DO THIS!
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« Reply #763 on: August 22, 2016, 01:51:43 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #764 on: August 22, 2016, 01:52:54 pm »

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